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Response to: Hatred of Canadians Posted June 8th, 2013 in General

Dropped out of high school, in Canada because of the people.
The girls here aren't all that bright, really. I can see why people would specifically hate Canadians, as one myself. When we're working we don't like being bothered by ANYONE.

I recall one time, I seen a construction worker carrying some planks back to his truck. When an old lady hobbled over, to ask when they'd be done. He lost it. He tore away the hardhat he was wearing, his facial features quickly became covered in wiry hair. His arms the size of the planks he was carrying. Before I knew it, he had picked her up and threw her over a nearby building. After the event, he retreated to his truck and drove off. Leaving only his hat, and the poor lady's bingo dabbers that had fallen from her purse.

But yeah, the girls here? Not hot.

Response to: Style Vs. Accuracy? Posted February 3rd, 2013 in Art

It depends on what you're trying to go for, as with anything. If what you're going for is realism, it should be realistic. So on, and so forth. I personally don't think your style should hindered at all, at the cost of accuracy (Unless of course you're being paid for it). If you're not happy with it, you won't be happy with it. But money makes everything better.

Response to: Madness Day 2011 Art Contest Posted August 5th, 2011 in Art

Oh NG users, you have failed me with some of this art (Err- most of it). I don't mean to be a total knob over that remark, but some quality control would be nice, don't just post some random picture of a mangled body.

I may whip something up, if I can get some time from my webcomic. I really REALLY loved the Madness series as a kid, if I win, I'd probably hand the prize over to Krinkles. The poor bastard slaving over flash all day, just think of that grandpa back!

Response to: Official Ng Toronto Meetup 2011 Posted August 3rd, 2011 in General

Oh sweet! I wish I found this thread earlier, I may/may not be able to attend though. Seeing how money is not my friend, at the moment, and we are having a "break" from each other. I took one of our children, they took the oth- It's just money troubles at the 'mo.

Although, at Comic Con next year, why don't we see if we can't set up a Newgrounds booth or something? I'll defiantly go there, (This year's was rather bland, need some more dicks n' such.)

But yeah, I'll try to pull something together. If not, I'll ya'll another time.

Response to: Screw Collab 3- You're A Tool! Posted April 24th, 2011 in Art

It's been a bit since I checked on this forum, do you want me to redo my picture, or make something else?

Because I could, if you want.

Response to: Screw Collab 3- You're A Tool! Posted March 29th, 2011 in Art

Can I just use the one I showed earlier? Because I can't exactly think of anymore ideas, or at least ones that aren't already used. xD And it seems this collab is really taking shape!

Response to: Screw Collab 3- You're A Tool! Posted March 22nd, 2011 in Art

So here is my piece, it will probably be redone when I get around to thinking of better details and such.

I didn't exactly feel it when I was done, but I kind of like it... I suppose, anyways, it's called "How not to get nailed" yeah I know it's a cheap sexual pun. But that's what 70% of Newground's BBS is made up of.

If you have any suggestions on how to improve it, I'd love that. I;m just a novice with flash as you can see, but I hope you like it. Or... At least TRY to.

Screw Collab 3- You're A Tool!

Response to: Screw Collab 3- You're A Tool! Posted March 22nd, 2011 in Art

I wish I found out about this earlier! I'll try my hand at it, I'm going to start on my part right now.

Response to: Did you... Posted March 1st, 2011 in General

During my religion class, all the time. They wake me up I yell..

"NOW IS THE ABSOLUTE MOMENT OF FIRE. THE DAWNING OF END OF DAYS, I CAN SEE IT IN MY OWN DREAMS, AND AS I SAY THESE WORDS. HEED THEM WITH GREAT PRIORITY FOR I DO NOT LIE!!"

Then faceslam into the desk again to sleep some more.

Response to: Pedos & Hypocrites Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 03:32 AM, Sanch wrote: this thread is so terrible on so many levels. how do you morons even manage to breathe?

With my mouth...And my lungs....and stuff.

Response to: Pedos & Hypocrites Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

Rape is bad, mmkay.

Pedos & Hypocrites

Response to: My "opinion" of Ray William Johnson Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

At 2/16/11 04:26 AM, masheenH3ad wrote: DO DO DO DOING YOUR MOM!!!

Like I said, food for the trolls alright.

The BBS has failed me, yet again.

Response to: My "opinion" of Ray William Johnson Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

Basically what they're saying is that Ray uses most of the video for his stupid antics.
All the while creating a "Self meme" then creates things on his website or whatever to sell and create money off of.

I agree it's a terrible way of a living, and is all around just food for trolls.

I also agree about the copyright bit, it says in the 'Terms and Agreements' they are barely enforced for such youtube users like Ray.

Response to: up your ass Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

I honestly would have went with the slim.

Like it gets the job done and it's cost effective, so you can buy like two. In case you get too rough with the other.

Think with your head. (I mean both)

Response to: Tournament of Flash Artists 2011 Posted February 12th, 2011 in Animation

April 25th is ironically my birthday, and again that I recently switched to doing animation. But I still need a lot of practice and don't have the proper equipment to enter. But I'll try to show my support for those who take this seriously.

Response to: Official Newgrounds Ogame Thread! Posted February 9th, 2011 in Video Games

JOIN.

Now. :l

Response to: Newgrounds Theme Song Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

Oh god that's the theme? Damn...That answers something for me I guess.

Fine, how about if that wasn't made or they were looking for a new theme. Then what would you choose.

Newgrounds Theme Song Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

Kind of self explanatory, basically I want the users of Newgrounds to decide on what would be the best suggestion for a legit Newgrounds theme. If you don't know one or have any worth while suggestions, then agree/vote on which of the already chosen ones you think should be the (non) legit theme.

RULES:
-They can be any song (Even from the audio portal)
-If you submit a song, you must also give creative reasons to why you picked that song.
-If you vote you should also put why you vote for it.
-Any genre.
-Try to stick to one song suggestion, one vote. Or both in one.
-A link to the song would also be pretty good as well.

It's all for fun, not really serious.

Response to: Im terrible in conversations. Posted January 28th, 2011 in General

You suck at English eh? Well don't tell anyone I did this for free, but.... use my secret.
I go through around 3 of these in a month.

Enjoy breaking the fabric of space.

Response to: Another dead friend Posted January 28th, 2011 in General

What if I'm the one that takes them away? :F

Response to: Is anyone on NG... Posted January 28th, 2011 in General

I actually play my life out like a game, or possibly a story.
My life most of the time happens like this.

I start something
Goes good
Something bad happens/Gives up
I practice and get better/Gives up
I overcome it
Climax of the chapter/Gives up
Learn something
Continues to get better/Gives up

Anything that leads to 'Gives up' starts a new scenario.
minor details in between helps as well.

So in the end, I guess I could call myself a main character.

Response to: A bit of help is needed Posted January 28th, 2011 in Audio

Thank you so much, you don't know how much this means to me. I want to hit off a good "career" on Newgrounds with the best possible chances, I am even getting my tongue clipped so I can say things better. And getting a job to pay for everything.

Thank you.

Response to: A bit of help is needed Posted January 27th, 2011 in Audio

Still need personal ideas on this subject, like what in people's experiences seem like the great equipment that they use now. Or possibly things that help them personally. Anything like that would help.

Response to: I need a boy mind Posted January 27th, 2011 in General

I used to have this problem as well, and trust me. Women can obtain it as well given the ways they were raised.

He probably is afraid to be seen in person or seen in public / seen with another person.
Basically meaning he has public issues, feels only safe with a object/his house. I for one cannot go outside without my black hoodie and boots. (I don't know why)

Either that or he feels unworthy of being with you/that person, AKA chronic shyness. I had this and still sometimes have this.

So lets match which one he has.
-He wouldn't go to places when you said 'party' meaning more then you would be there. Referring to #2
-He even alone won't go, that probably means he likes his house, Referring to #1

So he has both, and he probably does find you beautiful and ashamed that he cannot spend time with you given what he has and he probably DOES know he has it, therefore finding himself unworthy.

Hope this helped ;3

Response to: 4chan and its influence on our BBS Posted January 27th, 2011 in General

For the short time I have had a account here, I as well have noticed the utter crap 4chan has laid upon our virgin chests.

Anyone that dislikes 4chan and all it's done you get a beer, everyone who doesn't care stands in the corner of a circular room. And everyone that likes 4chan, line up against the wall please.

4chan and its influence on our BBS

Response to: JacksonPackz 2011 Albums Posted January 27th, 2011 in Audio

It is true, you have two accounts and you keep bumping your crap with them. And act like they're different people or something.

Requesting forum ban and locking of this thread at least.

Response to: A bit of help is needed Posted January 27th, 2011 in Audio

...Why are you quoting yourself on another account? And...Why do BOTH posts have absolutely nothing to help with the main topic, or actually mean anything at all?

Response to: A bit of help is needed Posted January 27th, 2011 in Audio

Nice, I didn't see this page.

Thank you, also I still like PERSONAL ideas.

A bit of help is needed Posted January 27th, 2011 in Audio

I am a noob at basically everything at the moment, but I basically want to do flash, and voice acting. Tips for both would be great, but here I want to focus on voice acting.

I have absolutely no practice nor do I have equipment for it at all, which is why I'm here. At my level what do you suppose I should get, so I can make a list when I get enough money, or what program should I download. Detail would be best here to point me in the exact right direction.

I have been wondering also about doing music but not really interested in it. So any audio tips or ideas of what I should get would be great.

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 27th, 2011 in General

At 1/27/11 02:52 AM, PulsivePanda wrote:
At 1/27/11 12:38 AM, Spikrodd wrote: I shall await my portrait.
And here it is good sir.

Oh god I don't believe I failed so hard on that, forgot to upload it.
BUT PERFECTION IS WAITING! (a second)

Draw an NG user