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Now if only they could cancel TMZ.

I heard about this on the news and I am quite glad. Granted, I didn't really know that the show was cancelled, just that the creator was involved in a scandal of some kind, which was pretty much inevitable.

I would presumably like to die in my sleep, because then it would be painless.

Of course, if I died of natural causes, I assume it wouldn't be painful? I mean, I don't know, we don't really have anyone to say? Well, I guess some people have been close to death.

Well, yeah, I mean, did you know emperor Nero had the first gay marriage I think?

No wonder it took so long for people to get used to it.

At 10/24/14 09:36 PM, Wegra wrote: But they even have Walking Dead figures right here

Yeah, and I remember seeing Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and other slasher movie toys.

I guess we unfortunately know there are adults who collect toys.

I recently picked up medication for my mom and also got some chapstick as well as M&M candy corn!
That's the most recent thing I bought. It's a good thing I still have a warranty on my computer or I would have had to pay money to fix it. Well, I guess that wouldn't really be a purchase.

At 10/20/14 06:00 AM, vixuzar wrote:

At 10/19/14 05:49 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: What a great thread.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ???????????????????

How to end the world?

At 10/20/14 12:27 AM, SentForMe wrote: So....if the topic of this thread is "Next Doomsday" when was the previous Doomsday?

Probably the ones that never came true.

You know? The Great Disappointment of 1835 (I think?), Harold Camping's prophecy, and the 2012 end of the Mayan calendar.

I might also want to mention that I am currently reading my textbook if that even counts. I even managed to get the entire thing read and got all the little inbook puzzles done! A pity I'm still not doing too well in that class.

Well, I ended up cashing the change I had been collecting for four years. I'm serious! It added up to a total of $327. I could have sworn it would be $363, but I guess I miscalculated. I celebrated by going out to eat at Red Lobster and finally getting some Lobster Tail! Oh, and I plan to go to a Comic Con soon too.

At 10/25/14 09:40 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to know what the fuck you were just talking about.

Granted, but now you're wondering what I'M talking about.

I wish Michael Bay made good movies.

At 10/19/14 06:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: That sort of bold faced lying makes me sick. The Conjuring was a good movie. They didn't need to resort to that crap, but they did.

I know. There was this other movie I saw called "White Noise" about ghosts which was apparently based on a true story too. It was so awful it convinced me ghosts weren't real, lol.

Wow, Nick Fury finally got his own movie?!

Just kidding, I know that's not what you meant.

When it's dark, I tend to be more tired. I mean, I think that's how it is with most people. Isn't that kind of why we have sleeping? People couldn't simply get that much done without light.

I would resort to the good ol' zombie apocalypse. It's actually because in real life, that would be impossible to really kill everyone, so I wouldn't want the end of the world anyway. Wait, if it wasn't ending the world, then what would really be the point of it?

Ebola has barely been an outbreak at all. In fact, the world itself has actually gotten more peaceful with fewer deaths in war per capita, even though we have the long running war on terror. The real end of the world will be in four billion years when the Sun explodes.

A biography on Theodore Roosevelt.

A book about the battle of Stalingrad.

A big trivia book.

Probably get a hooker to lose my virginity with. I doubt I could get a good relationship with someone in that time period.

Watch "The Exorcist".

Cash it all my change, which I plan on doing anyway.

At 10/17/14 12:37 PM, Korriken wrote: Problem is, Ron Klain has no medical experience. I can't help but ponder his competence to handle the job if an outbreak were to occur.

Don't know much about the guy, but judging from this, I wouldn't trust him.

I'm at least glad the title of "Czar" doesn't mean he's the RULER of ebola.

At 10/19/14 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a cabin in the woods.

Granted, but it turns out to be THAT cabin in the woods.

I wish my lips never chapped.

I think it's because vaginas can't really attack anything. They're just holes and can't penetrate anything. I think the closest thing they have to penetration is, maybe the clitoris? Damn, I am screwed up.

I'm probably going to see "Annabelle". I've heard it's bad, but the only reason I'm seeing it is because there was a point where it was the most popular thing on all of Creepypasta. It's based on a true story, but we all know ghost/demon stories are fake.

At 10/18/14 05:01 PM, DalexJ1337 wrote: hmm ericho = eric. smiling at how eric is a success check = omg your ebaum :0

No, I really am not. Of course, I can't think of that many Erics online.

At 10/18/14 11:42 AM, fieldertiger wrote: But what are animals going to eat if were going to take their right to eat vegetables besides other animals?

I think there was some Muppet related thing that found a way around this.

Everyone had food pills.

There were news stations that reported on Captain America dying.

He came back to life and there were news stations that reported on him dying AGAIN.

You really think this will last?

I guess it depends on how contagious it is.

I need to work and I know the people there, but I still doubt I'd go if I was really like that. Now that I think about it, in all my years, it's never happened before!

Eric

Ever or eternal ruler. Island ruler. Famous bearer: 10th-century Norwegian explorer Eric the Red.

Category: Norse, American, Scandinavian

At 10/18/14 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for my former teacher's son, who actually is an astronaut, to be the first man on Mars.

Granted, but he's teleported without a space suit and dies.

I wish I had my own house to live in.

Now that I think about it, there really aren't any movies I watch every Halloween. I think the Halloween movie (or special) that I've watched the most is probably, "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!". I even own a VHS, which I imagine are rare nowadays.

It reminds me of a scene from Team America: World Police Force.

It's probably just sexism.

Dude, I don't normally go into these threads, but this is probably the longest list I've ever seen of cartoons on any post! You are simply awesome, Tom! I was originally going to just repost what I thought was the best, but there are so many of them I can't even choose!