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I thought I'd be able to last with the corn on the cob for a couple more days, but my dad ate what was left of it. It looks like it's going to be nothing for turkey for a long time. Then again, the actual refridgerator has been cluttered up so much, it's probably for the best that only the turkey is in there.

As we do every year, we have tons of decorations to put up. I mean, we never give them away, do we? We have so far managed to get all the boxes out, but still haven't found any hats for me to wear, but it should be nice to put the ornaments on the tree today!

At 11/28/14 05:02 PM, NverseMpossiblpRadox wrote: Hell no, Egoraptor is a traitor, he's one of the 2 "game grumps" in case you don't know, he's doing EXACTLY what the original poster of this thread was complaining about, he tapes himself playing stupid games that other people created and his reactions to them.

And the sad thing is that he's STILL the guy with the most fans on this entire website. Of course, people can always stop following him, like they did with Fred. To be fair, of course, Fred is much worse.

At 11/29/14 11:10 AM, Quorthon wrote: It was a portopotty. It smelled fucking terrible. Like someone shit pissed and puked in it.

Oh yeah, those probably are the most disgusting things I've been in, because they don't go anywhere.

At 11/29/14 09:54 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: pretty much everyone's attacking the USA

They should be attacking the UK, because they've already invaded 90% of countries (including the United States, because of the War of 1812).

At 11/29/14 01:00 PM, Jester wrote: well that's not a very good argument. The Star Wars universe is pretty huge with a ton of established canon; it's hardly a bad thing that the new movies aren't sticking to the assholes we're familiar with.

It's just that it doesn't seem in the Star Wars style. I mean, at least in the prequels, it took place before the main story, so not seeing familiar characters didn't really bother me that much.

Probably in the closet where all of the other Christmas stuff, and there's really a TON of stuff going on in my house, so I don't even know if we're going to get all the things out this year, seeing as how much will be going to where my parents are moving to.

At 11/26/14 05:13 PM, andrewstelevisionNG wrote: I don't know what's with youtube, everybody likes it. But it's just hungreads of let's players in there. And NG is like the real deal.

No offense, but I think there's a lot of games here too. In fact, some of the most popular stuff we have are games...

I think the worst bathroom I was in was almost certainly a gas station bathroom. You run into a lot of those when going on road trips and they're rarely that well done. I actually recently went to this one where there was this green turd in the toilet shaped like a giant burger patty. I did successfully flush it down, though.

At 11/29/14 01:11 AM, CiviLies wrote: China's exploding all over the U.S....

While it's not a big deal, that graphic is AWESOME!

Oh, I thought you were talking about a movie based on a Newgrounds cartoon. Sorry, but this website just isn't popular enough. I guess you could say this website set the precident because it's older than Facebook of YouTube, but not much. You're more likely to have a Google movie.

Honestly, it doesn't look that good. I remember reading this Cracked article on why Star Wars sequels would be worse than prequels. I don't recognize any of these characters, except stormtroopers. Yeah, this might suck.

A pity there weren't many Thanksgiving cartoons this year. Then again, Halloween and Christmas are the holidays that have all the movies and stuff made about them, so there isn't much to build up on it.

I just wanted to say I had a great one with a great dinner and say the latest Hunger Games movie. While it wasn't that good, I was just glad to be with my family, seeing as how my parents are moving away soon.

At 11/26/14 04:45 PM, Vinnyy wrote: We think we've seen the majority of all life on Earth, but what if everything we've seen so far is actually only 1% of all living species on Earth? What if the other 99% is hidden from us somewhere?

This isn't a "scary" theory, but it is mindblowing.

Well, people are always afraid of what is unknown. We know little about the ocean and that's pretty powerful and therefore scary.

Did you know that on TVTropes (and probably in general) Family Guy is the most complained about franchise ever? Yeah, it deserves it.

I really do like the freaking FCC song. It's hilarioius.

The most beautiful character I've ever seen is this...
Please submit this to the Art Portal, Pikanjo!

At 11/29/14 08:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people weren't stupid.

Granted, but now they're smarter than you.

I wish I had two cars.

At 11/23/14 05:08 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Weird he would ask for the oral exam on his desk. You are supposed to read them out loud. Why would you read aloud on his desk? Wait. Was Mr. Brewer using sexual innuendo?

I sense a joke about oral sex somewhere...if you didn't already use it.

I would ask him if he was a Christian because Bill Maher thinks he isn't, and neither did Christopher Hitchens.

I'd love for him to say he is (because he IS) because I can say Bill Maher is a conspiracy theorist and is no better thant he people he kicked off the set for being truthers.

What if eating gluten causing our penises to fly off? I was inspired by that "South Park" episode.

What if cats are secretly mind controlling everyone in the world?

I thought you were talking about American Dad! where Roger the alien has literal gold turds.

For me, it would be without a doubt "Fatman and Robin". No cutaway gags, short, just jokes about one of the greatest people to ever live.

Speaking ill of My Little Pony. It's ranked on TVTropes as the most heartwarming, the most meme producing, and the saddest thing ever created and NOTHING is that popular on the website.

So, that would be the one thing above all that would deserve to not be made fun of.

My dad almost never cries in real life (although he does it in movies all the time for some reason), so in the rare times I see him cry, it really is a sight to behold! A pity when I was doing impressions this one time on a stage, my dad says he was crying, but he was too far in the crowd to see that.

I remember hearing this statistic that a third of all people were infected with some sort of parasitic worm.

And I thought THAT was bad.

At 11/23/14 10:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish you gave me a break.

Granted, we literally break you (any bone will do, I guess).

I wish I could understand my classes perfectly.

At 11/22/14 11:51 AM, godzilla24 wrote: i miss my dad. r.i.p 56-1955.

He was born in the year 56 and died in 1955? I think he lived a long enough life, dude.

At 11/23/14 01:51 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Obama would love to be a king or a emperor. He has very few friends in capital hill, and many many will be happy when he is fired ( forced to leave).

In order for him to be an emperor, he'd actually have to actively conquer land. While he hasn't been doing that so far, he can always start.

At 11/22/14 05:21 PM, Warforger wrote: Erm you have it the other way around. To begin with Lincoln passed the 13th Amendment banning slavery

The 13th Amendment was actually passed during the administration of Andrew Johnson, though to be, he had slaves.

At 11/22/14 11:08 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Your teacher is a communist.

Hey, he was the only teacher who passed me from the oral exam!

At 11/22/14 12:37 PM, Sekhem wrote: they got into my itunes

Mosquitos have killed more people than ISIS by FAR.

We can team up with them!