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At 12/17/14 09:23 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Won't deny that Cartoon Network has had ups and downs, but unless they start showing reality tv, I won't say they suck.

They showed some unscripted shows, which were apparently ripoffs of Mythbusters or something, so that might count. Don't know much about the details, obviously I never watched that crap.

There are those who like to think that no one is really evil and they are just mentally ill in some way, which is the exact same way my mom always tells me. I guess I'm probably going to say I believe her, but I do know there are things like personalities and we are all different, but I still believe in the goodness of mankind and like TVTropes, I don't think there's such a thing as a Complete Monster in real life, except maybe the Westboro Baptist Church. Look, they're the closest, okay?

I used to say that "Whip My Hair" was a really stupid song, but then I saw this one episode of "Phineas and Ferb" that ended with a song featuring the character Isabella whipping her hair literally and I knew there would be a YouTube version of that, so I watched it and now the song's starting to grow on me.

I think there were at least some people who thought I was bullying them, but I was just using it as a joke. Then again, I often took what a lot of people said as jokes so maybe they were really being mean to me without me even knowing.

The first game I ever played online was this Javanoid game which simply had the address Javanoid.com. Sadly, this website doesn't seem to exist anymore, but then again I could always go to Wayback Wednesday, but there are too many complicated flash games for me to really care anymore.

At 12/21/14 09:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish you'd made a wish.

Granted, but it gets corrupted (?).

I wish I had a life time supply of prescription medication.

I use a pair of scissors to cut off some pubic hair and even then, I noticed that it caused me chaffing! I don't know how those porn stars do it! Then again, it's mostly women who are used to not having much flesh down there.

Hmmm...if I kill my conjoined twin, then would it be considered suicide? If so, there isn't a law against suicide so I wouldn't go to jail because of it. Then again, I don't know about the science of the situation if I would die too.

I heard some people say that Gangnam Style was a guilty pleasure song, but I thought it was supposed to be just genuinely good. If nothing else, that would be an example for me. At least it's better than Justin Bieber's song.

He doesn't want it to turn out like the Last Airbender, one of the most universally hated movies ever made and good for him!

Never
Eat
Washed
Grapes
Riding
Out
Under
New
Dog
Scent
Making
Ill
Kites
Eccentrically

I may have bullied someone without even really knowing it, like how I thought it was a joke, but they took it in an offensive way. I've never physically hurt anyone, though.

At 12/19/14 10:10 PM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote: We had the internet, technically, but not anything we associate with the internet, like Google,

Google was made in 1998.

At 12/17/14 10:12 PM, TheKlown wrote: They brutally murdered a living person in a movie. Hell yeah there should be a limit to speech, especially since that leader/dictator or whatever anyone wants to call him is still alive.

Yeah, but Kim Jong Il murders people in real life.

At 12/19/14 01:03 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the user below was a black hole.

Granted, but the black hole consumes you too. Hee hee.

I wish my newspaper subscription was cancelled.

I shaved my armpits and it really caused me some painful chaffing. I remember my mom saying men didn't do it simply because it was a fashion statement and I was so freaking wrong as it was so unpleasant when I didn't do it.

I don't even have a Christmas list this year. It's just that with my folks leaving I haven't really cared that much about getting presents. I imagine they'll probably get me a few when they come back, but I mostly just get books. Yes, I'm one of the few people who still reads. Of course, comic books count as reading.

I have noticed that there isn't a place on the website where you can actually search for things, and that seems to be on other websites or is that by chance just something wrong with MY computer?

At 12/14/14 12:38 PM, TNT wrote: That's rather interesting. Can I have the sources so I can read more about it?

Here you go.

At 12/14/14 10:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for more episodes in the TANKMEN series.

Granted, but they suck.

I wish my brother would shave every day.

At 12/14/14 06:49 AM, NeonSpider wrote: I mean I could just let it grow for years but I don't really want to look like this guy.

I think that's just a guy who has an abnormality where his ear hair is long. I never shave my ear hair and that never happens to me.

What do you mean would if I had no choice? If I had no choice, then yeah, I would probably do it. The most positive way for me to look at would probably be to say that we were campaigning gay rights, because women have the right to rape boys, but men don't.

Yeah, people who are fucking should in fact close the bathroom door! Of course, I imagine it would be a pretty unsanitary place to do that in the first placed.

My parents moved away to Atlanta, but they are in fact coming back for this Christmas, so that truly is all I'm really going to want for Christmas this year! I honestly don't care about them buying stuff, because we're on a low budget.

At 12/13/14 04:56 PM, Makakaov wrote: There is still no page about me on NG wiki, so It's a disgrace and I don't recognise it as true NG wiki.

Me too, and I have the most game reviews of anyone in the world!

I remember reading a Cracked article that said that there were still racial tensions in the United States. While I can't find the exact article, the thing that jogs my memory the most was probably how people were more likely to be scared of black people, and that was even when OTHER black people saw them.

It used to be that the most prolific murderer in a single day was actually a police officer, some guy in South Korea, supposedly because no one suspected him. His record was eventually beaten by some guy who was in Scandanavia, the most peaceful place on Earth. It's always the place you least suspect it.

I heard that the radio has no single inventor. Come on, there has to be one person who contributed more to the creation of the radio than anyone else! Of course, that would probably be Marconi, so I guess he wouldn't really be that mysterious.

Some of these guys like the Max Headroom dude are most likely still alive, so we can still find out who they are, not to mention Banksy...

At 12/13/14 12:02 PM, SuperBastard wrote: Not every white family owned a plantation, y'know.

Yeah, in fact only 1% owned a plantation, or at least had numerous slaves. It's just that the 1% was so rich, they kept all the slaves to themselves.

See? This whole 1% thing has been around since the Civil War!

Now that I think about it, I would instead challenge him to Chinese checkers, which is a game I'm freaking awesome at! I play it all the time and mostly win. Then again, that's probably not popular enough for him to know about it, but who cares?