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Maybe Santa Claus is an alien!

It's pretty easy with a good razor and some patience. Just go slow.

At 6/25/14 12:54 AM, Monster-64 wrote: The only things getting under my skin are those pesky dermal parasites.

Another sad victim of Morgellons

Dicks

Nachos of course

At 6/24/14 04:07 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 6/24/14 04:06 PM, Timmy wrote: I keep deleting his sig every time he reposts it.

It's a running gag.

That's cyberbullying man.
Not cool.

Yeah but it's p hilarious 10/0

At 6/24/14 01:19 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: This is me like 5 years ago.

Fun Fact: That's not a wig.

Why do you look like you're about to deep throat the mic?

At 6/24/14 04:31 AM, ChickenChips wrote: lmao every mammal is lactose intolerant after birth

Yes but many Europeans etc. have a combination of genetic mutations which allows them to continue digesting lactose into adulthood

I'm lactose intolerant because I'm Asian

Limp Bizkcit

I thought this would be a news article about a woman with a radioactive pussy or something

At 6/24/14 03:54 AM, exudaz wrote: After that, I'd become kind of a burden on people and would probably lose my memory.

Well it really varies from person to person, there's no set age at which you become incompetent and senile

I'd like to live forever because dying sucks

At 6/24/14 03:36 AM, Shauna wrote: Dairy constipates no matter who you are

Well I'm lactose intolerant and dairy gives me terrible diarrhea

At 6/23/14 11:06 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Stop blaming video games for everything.

Well couldn't yousay something similar to the people who believe that every single social ill stems from parenting habits

At 6/24/14 03:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Nuts and seeds are CONDIMENTS. Not staples. They shouldn't be snacks

But is a life without cacahuates really worth living?

Not if you're a moron that doesn't know how to work out, but otherwise yes

Once I walked into the bathroom at my job and the entire toilet seat was literally drenched in diarrhea.
I walked right the fuck out cause I knew if I told the boss I'd be the one cleaning it up.

I can't think of anything else because all of my jobs have been pretty mundane for the most part.

At 6/18/14 08:07 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Who are your favorite protagonist allegories? For example, Master Chief is an allegory for Gordon Freeman, who is an allegory for Doomguy.

Is Doomguy even a character? The only thing there is a face, several conflicting names that didn't even appear in the actual game, and like a few lines of intermission text describing what you were supposedly doing in the last few levels you blasted through

At 6/23/14 12:03 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Feminists and social justice warriors need to fuck off and stop ruining my life.

I honestly can't imagine a set of groups more powerless to ruin your life

Unless your entire basis for living is getting exclusively postive reactions to your "women should be in the kitchen jokes" or something weird like that

At 6/20/14 07:40 AM, Memorize wrote: You do realize we have documents revealing that Native Americans called white people "White skins" and themselves as "Red skins", right?

Yes all native Americans have the same static ethnicity and culture so a name used by the Choctaw 100+ years ago must prove that the word "redskins" is universally inoffensive in 2014

Any have experience with san pedro cactus "incense" or the like? Shrooms are my favorite drug to the point that it's the only one I want to do anymore, but seeing as possession of any amount is a fucking felony here I want to find something similar that I can obtain legally.

The only thing that bothers me about the de-facto legal cacti is that you have to choke down like 30 grams of the shit, and since I don't have my own place extraction is basically off the table.

I like Rancid and Transplants.
Though I don't normally listen to punk and only know about them cause my dad is a big fan of both.

A guy at work keeps starting conversations with me and he's p sexy but I can't tell if he's into guys or not
He doesn't work in the same area as me so it is a bit odd that he'd try to hang around me but that's not enough to tell really
Not sure what to do but give him a dumb smile whenever I'm not too busy being nervous

I found a tarantula in my backyard and named her Fuzzy
She died

Why not?

At 6/1/14 11:10 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Well they don't have to but they should if they want to be seen as a girly girl and be able to fool everyone.

Yeah, you can if you want but I just think that if you don't eat salads and stereotypical shit like that you'll probably still fall within what's normal for women.

Tbh I was kinda distubed with that bearded lady from that eurovision thing.

That was a drag queen though, not a transsexual.

Also there are surgeries available to reduce the size of the Adam's apple if that's a problem.

Yeah there's no reason to change your personality. The whole point of transition is to be and express yourself (and be treated that way by others) so if anyone says that's necessary they're missing the point.

At 5/30/14 06:27 PM, Painbringer wrote: This.

Penises have nerve endings that are useful for the creation of vaginas.

And maybe someday they'll know enough about DNA to matamorph a male body into a female and vice versa.

They also use scrotal tissue. That's why it's a good idea not to get an orchiectomy if you're planning on getting SRS, it reduces the amount of tissue available.

The risk of losing sexual sensation is really scary, I hope vaginas grown from stem cells become possible really soon but I'm sure politics will get in the way.

At 5/25/14 09:24 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Best of luck Entice. I'm just annoyed how i keep seeming to get the run around and having to wait longer and longer on everything.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Seems like they like to keep the process pretty slow at the beginning. Did you start hormones yet?

I got a job fortunately, but I have to get a very short haircut. Guess it won't matter in the long run but it's still kinda disappointing. I could've dressed this summer and gone out while my parents were away.

I started seeing a therapist- says she'll give me a letter for hormones after three more sessions to confirm everything
Starting laser hair removal/electrolysis whenever I can afford it
In the meantime I've got to get a job to pay for all of this shit