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At 6/30/14 04:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: 1/10

You're better than this

she really is tho

fuck u all

At 6/30/14 03:21 AM, koopahermit wrote: Try not drinking any water for a day. Also, eat your own cum once in a while to know what it feels like when you force your partner to swallow.

What if I'm the one that gets forced to swallow?

At 6/30/14 03:15 AM, koopahermit wrote: with small chunks here and there. Just like cum.

last I checked my cum doesn't come in the chunky variety
you might want to get that checked

At 6/30/14 01:27 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: .

What kind of dog do you have?
Also how long is it?

At 6/30/14 02:13 AM, exudaz wrote: Ok, I'm showing my face.
Do your worst.

I might post a pic where I'm not duck-facing in the future.

huh I thought you were older than that

At 6/30/14 02:51 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Not only does the credit card option cost you more money but it also costs businesses more money which is why it's the douchier move.

I use my debit card to buy $0.46 canned drinks and $2.00 snacks during my breaks at work lol
I buy three or four drinks a day at least and they're always separate purchases

Once this old lady was checking me out at Walmart and said it "wasn't nice" that I was buying airgun pellets. Like wtf I'm pretty sure you don't get paid to be judgemental about weird shit

U jealous of my paper stacks?

Wal-Mart
It's easy as fuck

At 6/29/14 01:33 AM, Thor wrote: though my first time was with a monster energy drink branded condom

Are they infused with caffeine?

honey mustard sauce
though it only goes well with a few things, like fried chicken

WARNING: VERY DISTURBING & GRAPHIC VIDEO!! see what I mean CPS needs to be here instead of at my house all the time

do this but don't do this le natural selection [picture of fork in outlet]

I got Oaken! Which Frozen character are you?

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO ASSHOLE COP ENRAGED WHEN MAN KNOWS RIGHTS

I'm at the point where I don't care if you like me anymore, if you like me cool if not go suck a dick [text on image with pink background]

BITCHES BE LIKE HURR DURR [picture of black girl]

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That's basically my news feed on a daily basis

At 6/29/14 12:43 AM, Thor wrote: filtered cigarettes are for losers

that's why I only smoke unfiltered freebase cocaine

At 6/28/14 11:52 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Best of luck, you don't truly need a therapist to get medications unless you're under 18.

That's good to know, though I appreciate having one either way

Yes it does as I am a human

At 6/28/14 11:12 PM, Xenomit wrote: There is LITERALLY absolutely ZERO FUCKING SIMILARITY

Well regardless there's likely some crossover between the two groups in other words there are brony-furries out there

I used to get banned on purpose but I think the last few times it was for really mundane and unexpected things
Sorta saps the joy out of it you know

I thought making fun of weaboos and furries wasn't cool anymore

At 6/28/14 10:39 PM, SCTE3 wrote: So... hopefully with luck, during my first appointment with my doctor in 2 weeks, I begin hormones the same day, the appointments take long enough to wait on and get to, would suck if I had to wait another month.

Cool stuff! I should be getting my letter from my therapist this Tuesday, then off to make an appointment with an endo...

Trojans of course
About twice a year or so I jack off into a condom and mail it to my favorite celebrity

At 6/27/14 04:05 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: What? No. I'm using carny lingo. Something being a "work" means it's an act, while something being a "shoot" means it's real.

Why didn't you just say that then?

At 6/27/14 03:49 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 6/27/14 03:43 PM, Entice wrote: lmao you're hilarious I get it you're making fun of people who think cyberbullying is bad they're pussies amirite lol

I don't think it's a work, to be honest.

says the person who I assume cannot differentiate a d from a k

lmao you're hilarious I get it you're making fun of people who think cyberbullying is bad they're pussies amirite lol

I'm pretty sure that the fourth amendment to the constitution guarantees us the right to profit off of the labor of others without so much as giving them a small percentage of our earnings. Anything else is pure fascism.

I had a dream that I carried my cat in a kennel all the way to a house on the edge of town, in the woods. I hid out there for a while with my cat and then came back home where my parents nagged me about doing chores or something.

At 6/24/14 09:01 AM, Memorize wrote: So we should force companies to rename the product of (for example) Cracker Jacks because you could find 1 white guy who found it offensive?

No, what are you even on about

Let me repeat, you think we should let one group of native Americans that lived 200+ ago speak for every native alive today?

Oh right. I, as a native american, should have more of a right to free speech than whitey, according to you (historical context be damned).

lol

At 6/27/14 02:26 AM, ZE13 wrote: This is my head, what's another good hairstyle for me?

Buzz half of your head

I have several beautiful objects chained up in my basement.

At 6/26/14 02:35 PM, Mismo wrote: One think it weird for a trans person to not like the idea of gender neutral word. But I think they are the ones that should obviously be against it. They fight hard to be identified as either a woman or a man. Having to deal ignorant pricks calling them "it" or "that thing". So yeah I'm not suprised if a transgen person is against a gender neutral word since they really do want to be identify by gender.

That's basically how I see it. One of my friends has the habit of using the word "heshe" and it makes me cringe every time.
Referring to people that way makes it sound like they're non-sexual, non-human entities.