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If we're talking about getting it all cut off- I've only cut my hair short once since I grew it out when I was young and I never plan on doing it again.

Otherwise I love getting my hair cut. Just got it done today and now all the split ends are gone and it's layered. I also got some new shampoo.

I'm pretty sure you're more upset about missing your date and loosing some money than anything else man, which is understandable

I still like my car even tho it guzzles my money and shits out greenhouse gases in return

my handgun

Depends on the type of relationship. Two adult siblings? Cousins? Fine, who cares.

I shouldn't have to name the ones that wouldn't be okay (hint: pedophilia is bad).

I'm not sure, it's never happened to me.

Related to people running their mouths, I have a friend (sort of a friend) that keeps saying he could beat me up. I've worked out with this guy and he's never bench pressed more than 55 pounds, he's also very swaybacked. I weigh 30 pounds less than him and can bench his body weight. His argument for beating me is that he has a really strong "survival instinct" and he's actually said that he's worried that he could hurt me too much if we got in a fight, lol. Maybe next time he starts saying that shit I'll punch him in the face and see how amazing his fucking cat like survival instincts are.

At 7/4/14 05:14 AM, simon wrote: Vaping is still bad for you, you're replacing chemicals with more chemicals.

Yeah bad for you in a minor and as of yet indefinable way, while cigs are basically guaranteed to cause health problems.
There's such a thing as harm reduction you know

At 7/3/14 07:51 PM, Entice wrote:

At 7/3/14 08:52 AM, C-Hawk wrote:

At 7/1/14 04:14 PM, Entice wrote: Okay but if they ban my vape pen I'm gonna lose my shit

Omg you use a "vape pen"? You're so cool

Yeah I use e-cig cause I use I smoke and I don't want lung cancer you stupid fucking fgt

*I used to smoke

and you're still a stupid fgt

At 7/3/14 08:52 AM, C-Hawk wrote:

At 7/1/14 04:14 PM, Entice wrote: Okay but if they ban my vape pen I'm gonna lose my shit

Omg you use a "vape pen"? You're so cool

Yeah I use e-cig cause I use I smoke and I don't want lung cancer you stupid fucking fgt

who the hell needs a recipe to grill a burger

So now vegans have better tasting pussies
Does everything just relate back to veganism for you now Jesus christ

smoke PCP

At 7/2/14 02:01 AM, Phobotech wrote: At least if they're under your bed, they trust you somewhat...maybe there's something comforting about your scent. Capitalize on that, and try to put them at ease.

Yeah, she gets on top of my bed with me when I'm there and mainly hides when I'm not in the room. She's always been sort of a clingy cat. I guess I could try spending more time with her and stuff and then try taking her into the living room with me or something

if someone is driving slow in the left lane you must tailgate them for a few seconds before swerving wildly around to the right while giving the middle finger and holding down the horn

Grenade Launcher

I would lick a giant candy cane into the shape of a spear and spend my free time hunting down those damned bears cause gummy is my favorite candy

My cat has always been lazy and fat- but ever since we moved she's refused to leave my room and spends most of her time hiding under my bed. I'd be fine with letting her stay in there until she has a dies except for one thing, she eats all the time destroys her litter box. Like just a few minutes ago she took a shit and I almost gagged from five feet away, I had to open my door and turn all the fans on after I flushed everything down the toilet.

Should I put her outside? Put her on a diet? The automatic feeder can't be helping.

I agree that not using birth control is pretty fucking stupid but if they are using it who gives a fuck, it's perfectly natural for 15-16 year olds to have sex

At 7/1/14 04:46 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 7/1/14 04:18 PM, Entice wrote: Wait will it be illegal to grow your own tobacco? Will possession become a crime?
It'd be pretty asinine to regulate tobacco like it's crack or something

I want to breath fresh air when I'm outside.

I don't remember saying that people should be allowed to smoke in public

At 7/1/14 04:36 PM, stafffighter wrote: Their lobbyists kept it from being officially recognized as bad for you for decades.

How is that even relevant now? Did I hallucinate all of those anti-smoking ads and warning labels?

At 7/1/14 04:19 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Personally I'd be all for a "If it doesn't hurt anyone except willing participants it's not illegal" law.

But third hand smoke on clothes is 1000x times more deadly than smoking don't you know

Wait will it be illegal to grow your own tobacco? Will possession become a crime?
It'd be pretty asinine to regulate tobacco like it's crack or something

At 7/1/14 04:12 PM, beakerboy wrote: BUT you can't be NOT traumatized and be SMART

prove it fgt

Okay but if they ban my vape pen I'm gonna lose my shit

You can be traumatized and still be p dumb

Yeah, it's normal. In a lot of streets it seems like your only choices are to drive under the speed limit in the right lane (because of stupid fucks that don't know how to drive) or speed in the right lane.

All of my tickets have been from going 20+ over the speed limit.

Obviously individuality is more important

At 7/1/14 02:21 AM, Phobotech wrote: Wegra, there's something you need to know about.

I know it's a difficult thing to grasp, but it'll help you to learn these things.

@Wegra

I had a dream that I was killing women and stuffubg them in the trunk of my car. Then I went to buy condoms and my car got hit, popping the trunk open so I got caught.

At 6/30/14 12:56 PM, JonWB2005 wrote: Allowing oneself to be offended by a word someone uses to convey their thoughts is equivalent to getting offended by the type of brush an artist uses to paint a landscape in my opinion.

What's allowing yourself to get offended? People can choose how they react outwardly but don't have a lot of control over how words make them feel.

In this case, I fail to see why choosing to deny someone's identity (in the case of deliberate misgendering) shouldn't be seen as a negative thing because "words are just tools durr". You're communicating that the person you're speaking to isn't or isn't really the gender they live and identify as which is an uncomfortable idea to have communicated to you to say the least.

Of course if it's accidental it's forgivable but I'm not sure which case you're talking about.

I hate people who only care about things that relate directly to them because they hate something that I'm directly involved in