16,716 Forum Posts by "Entice"
Fucking news teams shouldn't be following a carjacker in the first place. It irks me when they try to do police work.
Get a size slightly larger than you need and chop the bottom part off. It's small enough to where you won't notice the difference in dimensions.
I had a weird dream recently. It's one of those that isn't scary at all in retrospect but were terrifying while you were actually dreaming. Actually, in retrospect parts of it are pretty funny.
I was looking down on a tall man (this part of the dream was in third person). He kidnapped this woman that lived across the street from his house and dragged her into his backyard shouting angrily. The he poured gasoline all over the yard and lit her on fire In the dream that didn't kill her though, it just turned made her bald and her skin pale and deformed. A fat guy on a four wheeler in it drove by and saw the fires, but by the time he got to the back yard there was just piles of gray ashes so he ignored it. Then the tall man tied the woman up in his living room.
After that, the dream switched to first person. I was myself inside the mans house during the day. For some reason, one of his outside walls facing the street was missing and I was part of a group of people hired to fix it. The tall man came over to us and led us to a back part of the house. On the way there, we passed a door with mattresses stacked up against it. The kidnapped woman started trying to open the door. The tall man tried to stop her from getting out but a blonde girl that was with me started laughing, pushed the mattresses and tall man out of the way, and opened the door. The woman stumbled out and the blonde girl laughed again and said "what is that?" The tall man said "that's just my crazy grandmother". Everyone believed it. I knew that wasn't true but I couldn't say anything about it for some reason. The kidnapped woman couldn't say anything about it directly, but she sat on the couch and said "I want to go home but I'll never be able to live a normal life". She thought that because being burned had deformed her body. There was an old lady sitting on the couch next to her that I somehow knew was the tall man's mother. She looked like Queen Elizabeth and was wearing a fur hat.
The dream cut away to another scene again. I was in a party at a trailer, sitting on a sofa. A few women come in and one sits on my lap. and starts laughing. A few minutes later they leave in a truck and say they'll be back at nine. Right after the leave, suddenly everything grows quiet and everyone in the part is gone except for me and the owner of the trailer. I go to the library to waste time until the women come back. On the way there I had to stop to go to the bathroom. The bathroom was a huge concrete building and the toilets were just drains in the ground surrounded by small curtains. Even though the building was gigantic there were only three stalls off to one side. A few people were standing around them and talking. I crouched down inside one (the curtains were only a few feet tall) to piss and started pissing blood. I got nauseous and fell to the ground, which ground my skin against the concrete and made more blood. Then I started throwing up blood into the drain. The girl in the stall next to me poked her head under the curtain (I think it was the blonde girl from before) and started asking if I was okay while making a really exaggerated smile. The dream ended with me passing out on the floor of the bathroom naked while covered in blood. The last thing I heard was a guy standing outside of my stall telling me that I should get checked for syphilis.
Yeah, I was like what the fuck when I woke up.
At 9/28/12 03:30 PM, DragenLatsabbInc wrote: Everybody knows what nobrain is.
Not everyone.
At 9/28/12 03:16 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: sounds like NG has a bad case of lame ass moralfaggs.
The world is ruled by lame ass moralfaggs. Most people are lame ass moralfaggs.
I just try to ignore them most of the time.
At 9/28/12 03:03 PM, JulesGatz wrote: Are you implying I'm a bad forumer? What are your reasons?
1. You say "the futball".
2. You post pictures of other people to make yourself feel better.
3. You like Nu Metal.
At 9/28/12 02:35 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: its got to be fail trolls no-one is that retarded...
Have you ever talked to other people about the stuff on Newgrounds IRL?
Most people are NOT okay with violent or sexual content. I don't really find it that surprising that people have a problem with NG.
At 9/24/12 07:12 PM, Glides wrote: I would love to take this opportunity to call her a bitch, but I'm not sure.
Of course you would. I can tell because the rest of your post reflects your hatred of women.
And let's face it, the prettier a girl is, the bitchier she is likely to be. Sorry ladies.
They don't tell you that the game of romance is a dirty and backstabbing one. Trust me, people get hurt, lots.
Several possibilities. One, she's a bitch, and she's trying to make you suffer.
Sadly, girls her age can't stand emotion of any kind from dudes.
Glides, why do you post here if you're going to give excessively negative advice? This may be how you view the world, but I can tell you that it's not representative of reality and doesn't help anyone. While you may think that you're being realistic and cynical I can see that most of what you say stems from your own negative feelings towards your experiences with girls.
I'll admit that most of my advice is a transcript of what I think that Vincoid would say. That said, I also make an effort to make my advice as objective and logical as possible, and to lean and understand exactly what it means and apply it in real life. If you don't want to do that then fine, but don't try and drag other people down with you.
At 9/23/12 01:01 PM, Jeromia wrote: So nothing happened other then me wishing, hoping and at times thinking along the lines of "don't do anything yet... your beneath her... she will just reject you" (yeah... that was my problem then) until about 2 months ago or so.
That's a problem right there. You haven't done anything, yet you believe that you will be rejected. Why should you believe that when you don't have any proof of it?
I understand that you have self-esteem issues, but that's something you need to work through in order to attract women and be in a relationship. I'll elaborate a bit on how to overcome these fears below.
Basically, the idea was this:
1. Tell people that I like herI did this because I simply was too fearful, so I was hoping that this would at least show her that I am interested in her before trying anything.
2. Wait until she hears about it
3. Get a response from her so I can talk to her
There's a few problems with that plan. First of all, it avoids confrontation. That's bad because you won't be able to overcome your fear of speaking to people until you actually initiate conversation.
Another problem is that telling her that you like, either directly or indirectly, won't make her return the feelings.
Although she showed interest in me, (sending signals kinda stuff) I tried to approach her, but was unable to do so because I was too afraid (self-esteem issues, annoying pasts, you know the drill). This reduced my confidence a lot and made me believe that I should go back to my previous state and just not bother with any of it until I get everything else in my life sorted.
I can sympathize with this.
My first experience with a girl was very similar. In seventh grade, I had never had a conversation with a girl. I mean that in the literal sense. The most I had done was answer yes and no questions. I also had very few friends and no close friends, so I wasn't very skilled with conversation in general.
When I first felt feelings for a girl though, I realized that inevitably I had to talk to her. I had a similar plan that involved having someone else tell her that I liked her. After that, I was afraid to speak to her. So how did I overcome my fear? I just... spoke to her. After you've spoken to a girl a few times the anxiety lessens. Don't just talk to her, but talk to any girl that you want to talk to without caring whether they like you or not. You'll get used to it and it will eventually become natural. I still have, and will probably always have social anxiety. But now that I've gained some confidence it's easier to make the anxiety go away.
You shouldn't let situations like this reduce your confidence. After all, you didn't speak to her, so you didn't get rejected. Your only failure was in not trying.
Secondly, thanks to me opening up about my feelings, other girls have started to show more interest in me then before.
It sounds like you could take advantage of this and try engaging in conversation with some of these girls if you wanted to. Or if they truly are just annoying you can always just tell them lol.
I wonder whether I should just do the easier thing and go out with someone else (I am human you know... :\ )
You have to think about what you want. Would you truly be happy with your second choice, the relationship that you didn't want but took out of convenience?
For me, the answer was no, so I drove myself to reach my goal and end up with someone that I truly wanted to be with. If you decide that your content with someone else though, there's nothing wrong with that. Just consider the other person's feelings as well. Would you want to be someone's second choice? In other words, your feelings should still be genuine. If someone is easier for you to get with then that's fine, but you still need to be genuinely attracted to them as well.
The third problem, and this is the worse in my opinion. The involvement of her friends has spiraled out of control. They were first really interested in this (as they thought it was cute) and encouraged me to talk to her and still do. However, although i don't know what sort of dramas is going on, I have a feeling that me telling everyone about my feelings made a mess.
To be honest, letting your feelings become public was not a very good idea. I don't think that you should apologize or focus on what other people think though. Why would you apologize for letting your feelings out anyways? If you need space from her friends though, let them know. Tell them (gently) that their involvement isn't welcome. After all, this is really just between you and the girl, isn't it?
Thankfully, I am on a holiday and my plan is to just enjoy my days relaxing and not bothering with anything but my music, video games, some tv shows, Taekwondo and basically having fun whilst improving me as a person.
That's good.
But there are some questions that I really need answers for here:
1. What could she be feeling that is making her avoid me? Is it because of my actions, or is it because of some other personal reason?
It could be that she's shy. It could also be because you let her know your feelings for her. Now that she knows, she feels pressure from her friends and you to return the feelings. This is obvious because her friends have been pressuring you to speak to her. She can't though, at least not yet, because she doesn't know you as a person.
2a) Tell her my number/ask for hers and text her... Hopefully get a conversation going and ease some of the tension between us.
I would go with this plan.
From what you've said I'm guessing that you haven't spoken to her yet (correct me if I'm wrong).
I would simply walk up and introduce yourself. Ask her about herself and let her get to know you. Don't care about impressing her, just try to have fun. Giving her your phone number wouldn't be a bad idea either.
2b) Tell her in person my worries.
Don't. I think I elaborated enough above. You'd simply be dumping your problems onto her, which will ultimately drive her away.
At 9/27/12 09:47 PM, tox wrote: holy wack a mole,
who pissed in your corn flakes this morning
I concur.
At 9/28/12 07:58 AM, Fluttershy wrote: It isn't fine when I hear people misusing government entitlements to buy their stake-ribs and luxury cars.
Lol do you think that people with depression and fibromyalgia get entitlements and use them to buy luxury cars?
I always find it funny that people make these claims never have anything to support them.
At 9/27/12 07:32 PM, tonicipriani wrote: OK, not me. But I think this is too funny, this guy is actually looking for a gorgeous girlfriend, LOL.
Most of the pages on that site look, very, very fake.
Well you posted about it on Newgrounds. You're already off to a good start!
At 9/27/12 07:02 PM, Luis wrote: I thought the title said overFAPPing display. i was intruiged. nevermind.
Lawl that joke is 10x funnier when Luis says it
At 9/27/12 05:49 PM, Painbringer wrote: I assume they mean 3.0GHz Pentium D or AMD X2 (3800+) equivalent, which isn't much these days.
OP must have a shit PC lol.
At 9/26/12 12:46 PM, Contraband678 wrote: Opponents of net neutrality claim that broadband service providers have no plans to block content or degrade network performance.
Does that mean that laws preventing that from happening are unnecessary? I don't think so.
You have to think into the future, laws will be around for a long time.
At 9/27/12 05:35 PM, beakerboy wrote: How do you know that I am misinformed?
You obviously don't know much if you think that you can tell if the graphics are "good" or if they warrant high system requirements based on an early screenshot of the game. The specs don't seem unreasonable.
"The developers obviously suck cock" is just an ignorant statement.
At 9/27/12 05:28 PM, beakerboy wrote: The developers obviously suck cock.
LMAO at angry, misinformed video game fans.
At 9/27/12 03:15 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I have always found bacon to be disgusting. It's always so greasy, and horrible.
That's because most bacon is 95% fat. You can get leaner cuts though.
At 9/27/12 05:17 PM, DevinArcane wrote:You're another one of those fucking morons that think "Hey, I'd love to be raped by a woman". The whole idea behind rape is that it's nonconsensual, and you aren't going to enjoy it unless you're a masochist.lmao
You won't be laughing when an ugly older woman ties you down and anally penetrates you.
At 9/27/12 04:57 PM, AdelaisAer wrote: I can't remember what the last movie I watched was, but the last movie I do remember watching was Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Thanks! Now that you brought it up I remember seeing it a long time ago.
I wish dieselpunk was more popular.
At 9/27/12 04:56 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Hey, does anyone know where I could come into contact with a Chinese Mormon?
I know that a lot of Korean immigrants are Televangelists.
Chinese Mormon communities probably exist.
At 9/27/12 02:36 PM, Gagsy wrote: I think you and I should go on a dinner date, to a seafood specialist restaurant.
It's a date.
I'm not paying :3
At 9/27/12 03:01 PM, DickBuns wrote:You shouldn't need someone else to give you instructions in order to relax.
Well, if I decide helps me then why shouldn't I use it?
The only reason not to is out of pride. There no shame in taking advantage of help when it's provided, especially when I can access it this easily.
Well, unless you're a nutbar in the loony bin I guess.
If having difficulty relaxing or being stressed makes me a "nutbar" then okay.
At 9/27/12 02:48 PM, DickBuns wrote: Read.
I get it, it only works if you believe it will. That doesn't mean that you can't use it to help yourself relax.
At 9/27/12 02:35 PM, DickBuns wrote: only works if you believe it will.
Yes, it's self-induced. How does that make it a joke?
I LOVE seafood. Softshell crab, lobster, shrimp, oysters, mussels, conch, grouper, calamari, clam, crayfish, fried variants of anything I just mentioned... it's all so delicious I feel like having an orgasm in my mouth...
The only thing I can say I'm not that much a fan of is fish in general shell fish is far superior.
At 9/27/12 01:24 PM, Cool-Points wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUkkOqpZT-A&feature=relmfu
That was amazing. I haven't felt this relaxed in a long time.
At 9/27/12 01:35 PM, simon wrote: I think he's just asking if anyone else has something small that they enjoy doing or seeing everyday.
Bingo.
