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I have an important announcement that will explain everything.

lol

Here's to another decade.

All will be revealed.

Guess I'm the only clock worth reviewing. Must be pretty badass.

maybe if i talk about how i wanted to touch a spider with my dick leakage, and spray a small insect with some deodorant, i'll look cool on the internet

*posts*

Worst film I've ever seen in my entire life. It makes the Batman films look good, and those are shit, man.

the game was actually pretty awesome, at least compared to shit like super smash brothers.

At 5/20/10 10:35 AM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 5/20/10 06:53 AM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: i vote 5

Yeah, 'cuz i'm a good user like that.

shut the fuck up

nothing in this thread if you're looking for actual facts

At 5/20/10 10:28 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote:

At 5/20/10 10:27 AM, EnglishClock wrote: Did you cut it off yet?

no, i love my toe so i'm not gonna cut it off

Jesus, why don't you just make out with your toe and then stick it up your butt. and then cut it off.

At 5/20/10 06:53 AM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: i vote 5

this

Did you cut it off yet?

i comb it every day for that fresh norweigan look. sometimes i like to stick a dildo up there, you know, for fashion purposes.

Cut it off.

THe only thing funny about this thread is how much of a faggot you all are

Yes. It's very serious. If a toenail is ingrown it can grow a special type of foot fungus which can spread to your ankles, legs, and pelvis. This will require amputation.... I suggest you cut off your toe IMMEDIATELY if you wish to stop the fungi from spreading.

And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damn

yeah you would do that you little pussy. you get beaten by your father so you pick on something 1000 times smaller than you. I bet you fingered yourself afterwards, god, you are cool.

top of the mornin' to ye fine madam(s) here are some of the greatest movies on the newgrounds histories.. review!!!!!!!!

• 
  if cut he'll never paint by EnglishClock

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 17+

• 
  Charles Burger#@#@#@ by EnglishClock

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Adults Only

• 
  @@englishclock Vs Trickyc by EnglishClock

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Adults Only

At 1/15/10 12:47 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: It's the same deal 0xFFFFFF is the whitest - white there is available. I'm not aware of any methods that can make it any whiter. However, if you view you work through a good quality high-resolution screen, or perhaps a Full HD T.V which has bright-white mode enabled, then you might notice a subtle difference.

fasting, truly facinating; i must thank you for youth endless supply of knowledge ng bbs i dont knoe where i wud b without u seriously i would fuckign kill myself god fuckkkkkkk here is another question

flash in how do i go about making this image more like this image

cuz it's a nice image and all but i really think it could be nicer so i want 2 make it more like it

i already tried pasting the image on top of it

At 1/15/10 08:09 AM, Yambanshee wrote: 0x000000 (black) is the darkest colour you get in a monitor i believe. There is new TV technology though that makes real black, and if you had that as a monitor on ur pc it should have it absolute black.
the problem doesn't lie with the program, but the screen

thank u my good man. i must purchase one o these hi- tech fancy projectors immediately %u061F

i av another. question tho:

how i get whiter than white???

i jus submitted an movie and wud like to know how i get colour darker than black? i have tt part dark in movie that needs to be darker but it's already bla k thanks for help any this

this is the movie in which i am asking about

• 
  Englishface And Arsebum ] by EnglishClock

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  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Adults Only

xxxx

yeah idk cos i like U2 cos they're music is really rad and dat lead singer bono is a hot piece of ass plus a pretty cool guy imho. just sayin'

Clock Day already? Well I'd better put the kettle on.

At 2/15/09 11:38 AM, MrSaint wrote: Exploding firecrackers, in a crowded street.

just curious: do yuo have downs syndrome >?>??

At 2/15/09 11:38 AM, Lady-Stardust wrote: When people say " i could care less" instead of " i couldn't care less".

tbh i could care less

At 2/15/09 11:30 AM, igott wrote:

At 2/15/09 11:26 AM, Otto wrote: Not to fail at school.

Been there, done that.

u must be so proud!!!!!!!!

use ms paint ui hear it has over 12 colours

srsly guys im havin a wank rite now

i lyke it pooured onto my eyes