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Author Search Results: 'EnIgMaXXVI'

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Topic: came across a rather strange ad...

Posted: 07/21/06 05:36 AM

Forum: General

.... I don't get it. So do they mean like shave your sack? If so, I trim. I also trim my pit hair for that matter.


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Topic: learning to play guitar

Posted: 06/18/06 11:20 AM

Forum: General

Easy songs I learnt in like a 2-3 days,

Pink Floyd - Is there any body out there

Mushroomhead - Episode 29

Look up the tabs on ultimateguitar, I'd also recommend picking up guitar pro 4 demo or something.


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Topic: Omfg!! Tommorow Is The End!!!

Posted: 06/05/06 04:28 AM

Forum: General

Ugh, you people also forget that hes predicted ALOT of others things that havent ever happened when they were supposed to. Also he never really says anything flat out, its all in vauge wording. I really doubt the world will be coming to an end. However if it did that would be great.


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Topic: God Loves Stupid People...

Posted: 06/05/06 04:22 AM

Forum: General

What does God have to do with any of this exactly?

As for this guy, he sounds exactly like one of my best friends. Its pretty weak, but w/e.


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Topic: thingsi'll miss when the world ends

Posted: 06/05/06 04:17 AM

Forum: General

The thing that would suck the most, is perhaps never banging some chick I've actually liked. I always get some random whore. Life blows.


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Topic: Oh dear god

Posted: 06/05/06 02:54 AM

Forum: General

At 6/5/06 02:46 AM, Axl_the_kidd wrote: once i was just hangin out w/ my buds.when this chik came along.she looked our age so we talked to her.she then said"you guys are almost as fun as..."we asked if she mant funny.when she said no.we just kinda backed away.

I dont get it? Maybe she had a speech impediment.

Anyways for the porn.... I really got nothing smart to say.


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Topic: Songs youd reccomend that...

Posted: 06/03/06 04:47 AM

Forum: General

I dont even know what kind of music that is.


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Topic: wow that is useful information!

Posted: 06/03/06 04:33 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/06 04:32 AM, theodor wrote: in sex ed my teacher said: "The best way to not transfer stds is to have non-penertation sex"
how is it classed as sex when theres no penertration?

We could all be having an orgy right now if that were possiable :0

I'm having one right now.


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Topic: wow that is useful information!

Posted: 06/03/06 04:29 AM

Forum: General

Dry humping hurts your penis after a while.

Mutual Masturbation sucks, the chick never does it good enough.

Kissing...NEXT


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Topic: 10,000 Posts = Better Looking.

Posted: 06/03/06 04:28 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/06 04:25 AM, da_pope wrote:
At 6/3/06 04:24 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: I'd fuck him.
You can shove a guitar in my ass ;)
It'll be hawt.

How about I shove your homosexual red guitar up your ass.


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Topic: 10,000 Posts = Better Looking.

Posted: 06/03/06 04:23 AM

Forum: General

Your guitar is cleary a homosexual.


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Topic: Massacre in Winterspring

Posted: 06/03/06 04:22 AM

Forum: General

I laughed my ass off when I read that. They could of atleast held in a non-PvP area. They had it coming.


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Topic: I'm making a new username.

Posted: 06/03/06 04:20 AM

Forum: General

How about

-NG-AttentionWhore-


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Topic: 10,000 Posts = Better Looking.

Posted: 06/03/06 04:15 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/06 04:13 AM, da_pope wrote: Seriously.
I have yet to see an ugly 10,000+ poster...

Why are the good looking one's the one's who stay?

I've been on this site longer then you, and I barely have any posts.


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Topic: Oh god I'm so horny.

Posted: 06/03/06 03:59 AM

Forum: General

I just love how topics get morphed into something totally inane.

Anyways I ended up talking to a chick about how this guy had sex with his dolphins. She laughed her ass off, then she said I WAS* sick in the head. Like what the fuck.


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Topic: Oh god I'm so horny.

Posted: 06/03/06 02:35 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/06 02:34 AM, FightingForFreedom wrote:
At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.
Its because you're imagining the dolphin being a hot lady not a, well, dolphin. Plus the way the guy describes the process, it could be done with a women just the same.

Yeah I acutally gave it some thought and realized that I was thinking of it as a hot woman. And not really a dolphin. Either way man, its still odd.


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Topic: Oh god I'm so horny.

Posted: 06/03/06 02:27 AM

Forum: General

LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.


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Topic: I think I should become a writer.

Posted: 06/03/06 02:23 AM

Forum: General

BLAM THIS CRAP!!!

You need personal opinions anyways. My friends for example say I should be a writer, but I think I suck at it. I just complain alot in a funny way.


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Topic: Question about sex

Posted: 06/03/06 02:22 AM

Forum: General

ok now you wanna look up chancriod on google images.

DONT.

Anyways yeah, I remember my friend got crabs one. It was funny as hell.


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Topic: Your Adult Height?

Posted: 06/03/06 02:19 AM

Forum: General

I'm 6'3, and I have been since I was around 16. I'm 21 now.


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Topic: My friend's a serious shoplifter

Posted: 06/02/06 03:02 PM

Forum: General

All shop lifters get caught, its just a matter of time. You become addicted to it. I know I was when I was about 15. I stole TONS of everything, then I finally got caught for stealing a porno haha. Anyways I wouldnt really get involved with him. What if he gets caught, then he might say you were involved and you'd get into shit too.


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Topic: Gaahh!!!

Posted: 06/02/06 02:53 PM

Forum: General

Alt + F4 sucks, your better off pressing that hibernation button on your keyboard.


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Topic: i need new friends..

Posted: 06/02/06 02:47 PM

Forum: General

By your name I'm assuming your a Emo. So go to hell. Thanks.


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Topic: Help Me With Web Game

Posted: 06/02/06 02:44 PM

Forum: General

Sadly I must bump this topic. Also by inputting the code, yes I do get a meare 5 soldiers, however soldiers = gold in the long run. The top users have been abusing the hell out of this. And I cant compete. Its annoying. Anyways, anyone still willing to just click the link, but in the 6 digit code. Its all you have to do. No registration required.


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Topic: Help Me With Web Game

Posted: 06/02/06 06:01 AM

Forum: General

Dammit only 1 person took 10 seconds away from their life to help me?

I got crash now, but anyways thanks to that 1 person. FYI Click the link T_T...


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Topic: myspace, again...

Posted: 06/02/06 05:54 AM

Forum: General

I kind of lime my lay out, it has a dark look to it. And I express how much of an asshole I am too which makes it all the more better.

MySpace

The letters are kinda hard to read though.


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Topic: anyone remeber Lemmings???

Posted: 06/02/06 05:48 AM

Forum: General

At 6/2/06 05:46 AM, blamurai wrote: Man i was at least 6 or 7 when Lemmings was out and i think around the same time Sid Meier's Civilization was around, that game was fucking hilarious i used just have fun Nuking the shit out of the bastards when they wouldn't do what i wanted ,and their guts andshit was all over the place it was absolutly rib tickling of course like i said iwas 7 so that shit was funny. however it haas come to my atention that Lemmings has been realeased for PSP along with another classy game.. WORMS... which is worth a looki thnk? ...or DO I...

Oh man that game annoyed the hell out of me. The worst level was where you start on a super super thin line and the lemmings come out super fast. You have to make them all dig at the right time. Or they fall from that little tiny line and die, but they lived if they dug through the line. It took me liek 203203920 times to finally beat it.


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Topic: All you who argue with me read this

Posted: 06/02/06 05:43 AM

Forum: General

At 6/2/06 05:39 AM, Kickme123 wrote: I think the fact that I don't find you annoying makes me the victor here. I pity you more than anything.

Yeah I'm kind of in the same boat.


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Topic: Help Me With Web Game

Posted: 06/02/06 05:40 AM

Forum: General

Hey, I've recently been playing this lame game called ArmySlayers, theres a recruiter link and anyone who puts in a 6 digit code helps me out by giving me 5 free soldiers. I some how managed to get addicted to this stupid game, but I'm in a need of help! Anyone who helps me will forever have my thanks. Heres the link, you dont have to sign up to anything. You just have to enter a 6 digit code ona key pad and thats it. Thanks.

Army Slayers Link


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Topic: I got busted tonight

Posted: 06/02/06 03:26 AM

Forum: General

Crazy Americans. Up here in Canada, no one gives a shit.


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