3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 9/21/07 11:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: LOL
Go suck a dick, Truancy-Bot.
At 9/20/07 08:50 PM, Xtesh wrote:At 9/19/07 08:17 PM, Memorize wrote: Except that... you know, Osama said "yes, we are responsible for it".Kind of hard for any conspiracy theory to stand against that.
Going on international television(via a VHS tape) and saying you just killed hundreds of people kind of shows who to blame.
Don't be such a FOOL! That was his evil twin! You can clearly tell from noticing that he has a goatee beneath the thick beard, on that tape.
At 9/21/07 01:59 AM, tony4moroney wrote: it had so much more potential though and the ending wasnt as 'shock-amazing' as i expected it to be. i swear im going to die of sleep deprivation one day and yeah i liked it but probably only due to the animation. i want to see if i can replicate that in photoshop/ illustrator.
Also, "Waking Life" uses the same animation technique and in "The Machinist" Christian Bale plays a man who hasn't slept in a year.
movie nerd mode ON
At 9/20/07 10:57 PM, tony4moroney wrote: anyone seen a scanner darkly?
There was this time where I was using my scanner and then there was a power blackout. So I kind of just stared at it in the dark for a while.
Also, Dinosaur Comics are both mind-boggingly stupid and genius. Great phrase such as this are aplenty:
"All I want out of life is for my bank account to have 58,008 dollars in it, so that when I read my statement upside down, it says "BOOBS"".
At 9/20/07 08:50 AM, bcdemon wrote: For one, BC maple trees aren't the best for making maple syrup. And two, it's moose, not "mooses".
I always thought it was "meese" or some weird shit like that.
Also, motto?
NG Politics Forum: Proving that Free Speech is a terrible idea since 1997
Hold it hold it hold it. You people get RINGS after graduating high school? RINGS? What the fuck man.
At 9/18/07 11:09 PM, tony4moroney wrote: the one 'intellectual' show for women with topics often involving politics and modern societal issues gives us a demonstration of how intelligent it's hosts are.
no offense.
Our President went to that show. They didn't know where Chile was.
Silly Americans. Torture is for Latin American dictatorships!
At 9/14/07 09:45 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Mate is serious business.
My grandfather drank mate. Which is weird, since he was Arabic and hated Argentineans even more than Chileans.
At 9/13/07 09:59 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 9/13/07 09:33 PM, Piromano wrote: And also, what did province do to diserve all this shit???Concentration of wealth, unequal distribution of it, concentration of population, inadequate city planning, a decadent education system.
That, and Rocío Marengo.
That's the one broad that both invented the dance of the koala and said that the capital of Germany was "Switzerland... no, Germania", right?
At 9/13/07 08:50 PM, animehater wrote: You truly are a wannabe Communist. Flip flopping between people and all. Try to stick to one.
Wannabe? You haven't been around any real commies, have you? They tend to flip-flop more than John Kerry wearing rubber sandals.
At 9/13/07 08:25 PM, Piromano wrote: Well, it seems like I won't have more friends
They are leaving my province to search work or security...
I'm very sad :, (
Who the hell leaves Buenos Aires to search for security? Other than the president in a helicopter, that is.
Question: How can Vincent Cassel be both French and not a pussy?
At 9/9/07 04:38 PM, Kenzu wrote: Capitalism gets raped by any dog. capitalism is as good as a pile of poo.
Socialism is the way to go!
In case you're a troll, you fail at it, since you're unfunny.
In case you're serious, you fail at it x10, since you're a moron.
At 9/9/07 04:48 PM, Ursine wrote: Karl Marx was a misanthrope.
So is Dr. House. Are you implying that Karl Marx was super awesome and always discovered that it wasn't lupus?
I smell me a commie.
At 9/8/07 04:43 PM, fli wrote: I'm waiting for the handsome Jake Tyler Brigance swoop in and say, "Now imagine she's white..."
Oh! Is that the guy from that movie where Jack Bauer says "I wants to kill me some ni**er"?
One thing:
At 9/3/07 08:50 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Chavez is just getting increasingly more popular in South America, it's possible that his "Socialist Revolution" could spread to other countries, if not by force, then by cozying up with them and dividing them from other South American countries that are more friendly to the US and the UK specifically.
I don't see that happenning. Even the countries that have leaders with some degree of politial affinity with Chávez (Nicaragua, Ecuador and Bolivia, namely) have slowly begun to take more cautious measures regarding their relations with Chávez, despite some initial snuggling.
Other than that, the only die-hard Chávist that stood a chance in the last few elections was Ollanta Humala in Perú, and right now there are no leftist radicals with significant popularity that could run for candidates in any Latin American nation, except maybe in Central America since I don't really know what's going on in there.
I'm certain that everybody here realizes that the vast majority of 11-year olds who shoot people up are in fact being used by gangs or other unescrupulous systems. They should be accountable for their actions, but not in the same way that an adult would.
They're kids, people. Stupid kids, maybe, but kids nonetheless. 13 seems like a good age to me.
At 9/2/07 09:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 9/2/07 09:34 PM, tony4moroney wrote: potatoesA way that doesn't include illegal substances...
You could always point out the fact that Borges was a senile, blind old man who never got laid in his entire life.
As in, like, you know, for reals. Borges = No nookie. Ever.
At 9/1/07 11:18 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Dulce de leche liquor is better, and like with Malibu banana rum, women get drunk without noticing.
MANJAR! Not Dulce de leche. But anyway, you're a rapist for suggesting that.
RAPIST
At 9/1/07 12:34 AM, TonyTostieno wrote:At 6/28/07 07:15 PM, JoS wrote: Someone has watched too many movies. if you don't pay protection the mafia burns your business down, you pay to be proteced from the mafia, not from other people.If you don't pay the government taxes the throw you in jail, sounds familiar to me.
Yes, but tax money is used to provide healthcare, education, housing, infrastructure, social services, etc.
Protection money is used to handle dope and beat other people in the head with aluminium baseball bats.
So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.
At 8/30/07 08:54 PM, Proteas wrote: I don't think wiser words were ever spoken.
I disagree. Whenever something fell, broke, hurt someone, blew up or malfunctioned in general, my grandmother would simply say "things are evil".
He was kidnapped by a Puerto Rican guy of average Puerto Rican height!
Okay, here's what I'm getting: You want gay people to serve America/the Army, and everybody tells you that they are in fact already doing so, but you say that it's "not enough". You say that they should hide their gayness to avoid being dismissed from the army, but at the same time in some way they should let people know that they're gay, and in the army. Or saving people. Being gay and not saying so or being "in the army" while being gay despite that they can't be in the army if they're gay. So you're advocating for gay guerrilla forces of US mercenaries?
I mean, seriously. There are tons of gay people in the US army, thousands and thousands of homo-soldiers, and they get shot and save people and bleed and shoot terrorists.
And gays haven't had it "so much easier" than other minorities when it comes to their struggle for civil rights. Just ask the kids that still get their heads obliterated by the business ends of baseball bats for being caught "in the act" in gay-hostile enviroments.
At 8/27/07 07:16 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 8/27/07 01:14 AM, Empanado wrote: Okay, this site sucks. Apparently, I bear a strong resemblance to Usher.Oddly enough, I've been trying to sort out my family tree.
You actually used it for that? I just lined up my uncles, grandparents, parents and siblings and started to predict the misadventures of my offspring. Suddenly I found myself in the fourth generation of my descendance, and it was full of guys who died in their mid-20's in "Live free Die Hard kind of stunt that got them killed but totally screwed the bad guys too".
My relatives have to be the least creative people on Earth when it comes to naming their children.
José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, José, José, Joseeeeeee!!!
Apparently, José is to your family what Tomás and Eduardo are to mine. Since my mother's family is Arabic, though, they at least used to have some interesting names in the book. The thing that my mother despises the most on this Earth is her middle name, Zulema. Apparently their parents wanted to name her "Salima" (which she would have hated too anyway), but the clerk at the civil registry made a typo. Still, with her first name, middle name and last names, I haven't seen a single bill, mail, card or document directed to her that didn't mispell something in her name. Which is weird, since she doesn't have the "weird" kind of Arabic names.
And I got in the middle of dark family secrets..... :O!
Not many secrets in our family. We've been pretty boring since the 80's.
Okay, this site sucks. Apparently, I bear a strong resemblance to Usher.
At 8/26/07 06:21 PM, kojama wrote: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
It's not, you're just lazy.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Dogs.
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Because then the plane would be too busy to lift off.
Also, make original posts instead of copy&pasting. Not that I think you actually have something to say.
At 8/26/07 11:17 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: yay for no free time and lack of sleep!
Yes.
I can't fucking fall asleep before 3am
At 8/26/07 03:30 AM, Lookaz wrote:At 8/26/07 03:13 AM, Sajberhippien wrote: There's a LOAD of sites that sells crosses or pictures of jesus. Does that make christianity a cult?HELL YEAH! if i wernt a demonologist, i'd say AMEN!
So there's this guy, and there's a guy who bumps a year-old thread to say "I'm a Wiccan, stop bashing my beliefs! My religion is so complex!". Way to fight the stereotype of Wiccans as a bunch of insufferable self-victimizing assholes who only joined a religion to be able to call both Christians and Atheists stupid.
I mean seriously. I realize that most Wiccans are probably okay folks, but can we at least get ONE Wiccan in the entire Internet that doesn't go "waah waah, Christians are so hateful towards our religion just because they hate our magicK and ritualZ, never mind that our religion is vaguely over 50 years old, I'm deluded into thinking that we're directly related to ancient shamanistic traditions, even though we're not!"
