3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 10/28/07 01:57 PM, lapis wrote:At 10/28/07 12:58 PM, Earfetish wrote: ...By the way, that's "pleasureman" Günther in your sig pic, right? If so, bravo.
Oh God. That's not the guy from "Ooh you touch my tralala, my ding-ding-dong", right? Okay, if he's Dutch then from now on I hate all Dutchmen with a passion. Even more than how much I grew to hate every single Swede the day I heard "Anna Bot".
Seriously, Dutch people. Fuck off. Now I'm not even going to say that while implementing a waiting time of three days may be somewhat excessive (And according to what you say, a problem for people who don't live in large cities), it might as well be the only reasonable measure to crack down on stupid people doing crazy shit without seriously compromising the common man's right to shrooms.
Well I certainly enjoy a ridiculously large amount of chopped garlic in my rice, to the point where it's basically garlic with rice, so I'm doin' fine in that department. Babes don't dig it but hey, what the hell do they know.
I also used to chew on a shitload of fish and seafood until I moved out from a coastal city into one where fish costs, like, a lot.
At 10/29/07 01:03 AM, bluedemonspeedracer wrote: Would'nt it be much easier to listen to the protesters then to go around shooting them? What exactly is their government trying to accomplish by killing monks and protesters? It does not make much sense.
They're a repressive dictatorship. It's what they do best.
It normally happens because the regime in charge is extremely paranoid about the nation descending into anarchy and chaos if they loose their grip a little bit. Or because they're scared shitless, with or without reason (mostly without, since otherwise things tend to evolve into all-out civil war instead of one-sided slaughter), of a group in particular. (As in, "OH NO COMMIES", "OH NO SEPERATISTS", "OH NO TERORISTS", "OH NO PEOPLE WITH GLASSES")
At 10/28/07 09:53 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I ate a lot "ran" and faced reality.
Polls were quite accurate.
Look at it this way: You people have the one of the female presidents that would take the least amount of beers for a reasonable man to find her hot. I mean, don't take me wrong, it would still take a fair amount of beers. I mean, DAMN. I'm all for that 5-bucks-a-trick-bimbo red perm, but her face reminds me of my aunt. And my uncle. And my grandfather.
So... getting drunk, huh? I think the most drunk I ever got was a couple of months ago, when we went to Valdivia to attend the film festival there. So we rented some cabins, and in our second night the guys are all like "yo man let's partay" and I'm like "okay" so I put on my cool clothes and go there. So I think I started off with two or three tequila shots. Big mistake there. Afterwards beers went down like water and I think I drank half a bottle of pisco because I thought it was Sprite.
The thing is that I somehow managed to keep face the whole time until I realized I couldn't feel my limbs move anymore. So I was like "I'm not losing my dignity in front of you suckers, fuck this shit" and I go back to my cabin to get some sleep. I was doing so well and I thought I was going to pull it off. So I stumble my way into the bedroom and let myself fall like a sack of potatoes into my bag. So I'm like "Man I can't believe I didn't embarrass myself at all this t-" Puke. Puke puke double puke regurgitate puke. So I'm flapping in my own vomit and I decide to take a run for the bathroom. I leave a nice trail of vomit all the way from one room to another, and suddenly I notice that the party had just shifted to my cabin. I think I flail my arms in my little puke pool before passing out.
Bye bye cool clothes. That wasn't a very smooth moment.
Other than that, I've never had a problem with alcohol, I think.
At 10/25/07 02:35 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:Yes she is, the other female is not bad either, especially with the new breasts, and I disagree. And I watch it since it wasn't well-known , so I win.Also the brunette's hot but the show is crap anyway.
I don't understand why the hell would a Chilean cable station air that show. "Boludo! La Susana y el Pipo y el Pelusa Chupalaverggi se fueron a hinchar a Pepe Conchetumaddri y le sacaron lo que le hizo la Silvina en el show de la Mirna! CHAN CHAN CHAN CHAN!". I like that Petinatto jackass better than Pergolini or Tinelli, though, I guess. Not that I know much about either. But that show's not meant for foreing broadcast.
Also: lol ur gonna hav a womyn prsidentI'm afraid we will. How's yours doing?
Well she never was more than Lagos' puppet, to be honest. She was elected based on her tragic life story and her having a vagina, and that's fine and all, but neither of those make for a good President and she doesn't even have the most tragic life story nor the biggest vagina inside the Concertación. So now that Ricky's chance for a second term seems slim, nobody really knows what to do with Bachelet. She's not a god-awful President but she's barely above mediocre in comparison with the rest of the back-to-democracy era.
She has however been lucky considering how the right wing somehow phased off "mischievous evil genius" mode somewhere in the early 00's and now seems stuck on "just plain fucking stupid" mode. I mean you've got congressmen and senators wanting to get the divorce ban reinstated, calling the morning-after pill a work of the devil and a tool of mass genocide, and yelling about how since people now have to line up for half an hour to take the bus it's Salvador Allende all over again and they just might want to bomb the Moneda again, just in case.
At 10/24/07 11:41 PM, Malachy wrote: glad to know at least somebody's camera notices me v_vNot where I'm going, although the University has a sports centre that I can join. I also get free health care, maybe a scholarship, and meals for 1 peso (0.3105590062118012422360248447205 USD).
Der_Lowe, In University you still need some basic PE credits...like one class per year. I took Rock Climbing and Yoga for mine.
In the U de Chile there are PE courses that you can take instead of a normal elective course, but it's not mandatory. I took Wu-Shu for a couple of weeks before I realized that I couldn't tell the damn difference between Nangchuan and Wang Tan or whatever those stupid poses were called. Plus I don't know why they chose such a gay-ass name when it's just plain Kung-Fu.
So instead I just took a History course from a commie Gandalf look-alike.
Big middle class school, 30-40 students per class; most students also practice a sport, relatively diminishing my skills. Boys do not mix with girls for PE.
I'm one of the worst soccer players I've known, which says a lot coming from a Chilean. I was decent enough at basketball.
At 10/24/07 10:22 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I can't stop running in circles, jumping and crashing against the walls.
Hilarious.
By the way, what's that strange character in Duro de Domar supposed to be? Is it some racist stereotype of Paraguayans, or a rip-off from V for Vendetta?
Also the brunette's hot but the show is crap anyway.
Also: lol ur gonna hav a womyn prsident
At 10/23/07 06:34 PM, Yabuturtle wrote:
FAKE SITE
At 10/20/07 09:28 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: My arrogance protects me from your insults.
And from getting laid, as well. Unless you end up getting laid with Rocío Marengo or some shit, and even in that case it's unlikely to be as good as it sounds, since even though she's marginally hot, she's so stupid that she probably doesn't understand how sex works.
I had one in Villa Gessell a couple of years ago. But it's almost as Punta del Este, so meh.
Oh come on, there are hundreds of exciting activities to engage in while at Punta del Este, like getting mugged by cops.
Cholesterol is dangerous.
Are you kidding? Cholesterol is awesome!
I went running (bah, I almost walk), my tummy aches, and I'm eating home-made pizza
so that's two yays and a :(
My brother flunked acting school (too low a score to enter any real school, or even a decent acting school) and works at Pizza Hut now, and they let him bring home the spare pizzas. Who said that he would never amount to anything? He's amounting to more or less 4 free pizzas a week.
We are in need of an update on NBC's hit medical drama, As the Lounge Turns.
I'm ok with all of you crybaby punks as long as you cut it out with the pompous-ass Roman talk. It's annoying and unrelated to anything being discussed anywhere. You people want to babble about Biggus Dickus or Incontinentia Buttocks or whatever, go make a Roman Club at C&C. It'll fit in wonderfully, ringht between the Anime Rape Club and the Fun Math Crew.
At 10/20/07 02:54 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 10/20/07 10:04 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: does everyone want to live in Buenos Aires or something?!?it used to be like that......
Yes, but then the missing link evolved into homo sapiens.
Also, I want a milkshake.
There was a gas station at La Serena that served some pimpin' milchéics. I don't understand why they come with a straw, though, it's like trying to sip gravel.
At 10/16/07 12:16 AM, fli wrote: goddang it...
My Mexi-fro is back.
For a while I could use gels to spike it or slick it, but now... it's just too obvious. I'm going to a place soon, and I just can't get my hair to look kempt.
Or you could bend the stereotype and be a gay man with unfabulous hair.
At 10/14/07 07:12 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: You're upset because you have never defeated us, 2-2 was your best.
You're right. I guess we need to get more of our players to snort coke and. Uh. Get fat and be commies and host shitty talk shows even though they have hot daughters. Then we'll erect altars and shrines to them and cry when they're near us and write songs for them.
At 10/13/07 08:49 PM, animehater wrote:At 10/13/07 08:36 PM, Alphabit wrote: and women.Wo-men
The politically correct term now is "womyn", so no, not really.
At 10/12/07 07:32 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: In the 50s in school plays, primary school students playing the Spanish stepped on the heads of black students, playing the Natives.
So much fun =)
You Argentinians come up with the weirdest shit. I mean, really. Just stop it already.
I'm no law student, since, you know, I'm not a fucking dork, but wasn't U.S. law based on precedents?
So, yeah, to me it doesn't sound as a great idea to set a whole lot of precedents regarding people not having their rights met properly, regardless or the atrocity of the crime. Today's child rape/murder, tomorrow's multiple homicide, then gang shooting, then armed robbery, then burglary, battery and whatnot.
At 10/12/07 10:27 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: I remember hearing that Free Masons would always give each other connections and shit like a secret society. I heard that if you were a Mason and you get arrested, if there was a Mason in the police department he'd let you go and erase the records and shit.
Yeah, it's a common misconception. People don't become successful or fortunate out of being Freemasons, they become Freemasons out of being successful and fortunate.
Basically, there has been no real point beyond monthly punch and pie in Freemasonry ever since the 1950's or so.
All that aside, I think that my great-great-grandfather or something was a high-standing Mason
, since my dad once visited his grave and reported that it was, and I quote, "full of Masonic stuff and shit". Not that any of us could join, since only legitimate descendance gets auto-sign ups, as seen in The Simpsons.
So I'm off to Valdivia for the next 4 days or so. It'll be nice to get away from YOU suckers for a while.
>:(
At 10/3/07 11:17 PM, fli wrote: So...
Sounds like Revenge of The Nerds to me. Ah well.
At 10/1/07 05:20 PM, Chickidydow wrote: The word your looking for is Apartide. Its really just a fancy name for slavery and segragation
It's actually no fancy name at all, Apartheid is merely the afrikaans word for "Segregation".
So, South Africa, right? Me and the guys haven't really heard much from that dude since he got rid of the whole white rule thingie. I wonder what's he up to now?
People, people! I believe you are all missing the point here:
There are no gays in Iran.
At 9/29/07 05:18 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I spent all day outdoors, and the sun caused me a headache, and possibly, fever :(
That's because all of you Argentinians belong INSIDE A CAVE.
By the way, do you know what's the Argentinian word for "nurse"?
"Nurse".
lolol fail
At 9/28/07 10:07 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I've covered Alan Ginsberg, Keruac, Vonegaut. Am I forgetting any.
Burroughs?
At 9/27/07 02:30 AM, Thread-Killer wrote:At 9/27/07 01:24 AM, Bolo wrote: I think the Columbia university president, as well as many protesting Americans, lowered themselves to Ahmadinejad's level, through their blatant disrespect.I personally think his comments were a PISS POOR attempt to salvage Columbia U's image in the aftermath of inviting a mass murderer and closed-minded FUCK to a academic, scholarly discussion.
I don't get it. So all of you don't think that the "There are no gay people in Iran" line pretty much justifies not only his visit to Columbia U, but his entire trip to the US? I mean, shit, that's gold right there, you don't even get that from Borat. It's pop culture in the making and solid fresh resources for political satire and comedy in general for years to come. I'm talking one-liners, internet memes, TV skits, series, even feature-length movies.
I mean, what is wrong with you people?
Plus, didn't everybody in there pretty much point and laught at him anyway? I mean, since he was already in the US, one would think "well hey, let's have him come over so we can call him a dumb dictator and mock of him". Colleges, after all, exist for two reasons: 1) Educate the people; 2) Make fun of everybody else.
At 9/25/07 08:55 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 9/25/07 03:25 AM, Empanado wrote:You've mentioned that author before, I remember. I'm actually thinking of buying one of his books."Los Detectives Salvajes", Roberto Bolaño. Neato.
Apparently his best works are huge and expensive, but some of his novels could be out there for a reasonable price. Only thing though is that I somehow thought that "Detectives Salvajes" would have detectives on it. It doesn't. Bleh.
Oh, and when he died, some woman on TV mistook him with Chespirito.
At 9/26/07 01:19 AM, Imperator wrote: If you can find one, check out an Eastern Orthodox church. They sing almost the entirely of the mass, and if the priests have good voices it's a rather enjoyable experience. At least the Serbian one I went to did that (Serbian is a pretty language to listen to fyi).
Watch out for the incense, though. My mother said that she never followed her parents' Orthodoxness because as a little girl all she could remember was getting a big cloud of smoke in her face coming from "a big bearded man waving around a metal thingie".
Those churches are pretty awesome though, particularly if they're on the fancy side.
You're all a bunch of nerds. You read books!
"Los Detectives Salvajes", Roberto Bolaño. Neato.
Also, Semiotics is a bitch.
Regarding the Iranian TV show, I wouldn't consider it as an element of political significance. Even though maybe in the US a (relevant) state-owned TV station is synonimous with a machinery of government communistic propaganda, many public stations enjoy a fair degree of independence. If anything, this shows that the Iranian people aren't so keen on hatin' the jews as Ahmadinejad would wish, but it's not necesarily a sign of goodwill on behalf of the Iranian goverment.
At 9/23/07 11:30 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: I am Black. I do not hate minorities.
You say that you're black as if it magically made you un-racist. It doesn't. Louis Farrakhan isn't less of a racist fuckhead for being black. You're a segregationist and have racist views towards Mexicans and towards society as a whole. You have a mindset of the mid-50's and you act as if being a Wapanese made you a shining example of tolerance.
"Walloon" is positively the worst nationality name in the English language. Keep Belgium united or thousands shall be doomed to eternal humiliation and shame. I mean, seriously, "Walloon"? That's a worst fate than that movie about the pop singer getting gangbanged by crazy villagers.
The KKK is meaningless today, people. They must barely have enough members for half a lynching.
At 9/23/07 01:10 AM, Bolo wrote: I've been losing interest in the site, I think.
Same here. I guess I've become too much of a commie terrorist to give a fuck about one side, and too much of a reactionary capitalist pig to care about the other.
So anyway, I just found out that my grand-uncle used to play chess with the leaders of the VOP- Vanguardia Organizada del Pueblo, one of the many revolutionary urban guerrilla groups prone to do the whole AK-47 in the shoulder, plastic explosives, political kidnappings & bank robberies business, back in the early 70's.
Cool.
