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At 11/17/07 12:06 PM, Ahmudi wrote:

At 11/9/07 02:34 AM, Takeshima wrote: Anyways the Lebanese government dont have much power politically now. its all Hezbollah

You really dont know what your talking about, Hezbollah doesnt have political power in Lebanon!

Worry not, my friends, as you are both morons.

I was in five different schools and in all of them the best students were always Hispanic.

>_>
<_<

What?

At 11/15/07 08:49 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/15/07 08:46 PM, therealsylvos wrote:

At 11/15/07 08:34 PM, Empanado wrote:

which city is that?

Santiago.

Indeed.

Anybody knows why we've got this thing laying around in the middle of the city? Because I don't.
I don't like it. It looks french.

At 11/13/07 10:57 PM, Politics wrote: tra la la la la laaaaaa

tra la la la la laaaaaa
tra la la la la laaaaaa
tra laaa-tra lalalalala

Metallica songs are for people with mullets, though.

Because most jews are stealth jews, and most un-jews are... stealth jews as well.

There were many, many cases of racism on the other side of the Iron Curtain. However, there were also cases where the communist regime prevented the ethnic shit barrel from blowing up, as can be seen in post-Tito Yugoslavia, but then again that was mostly due to harsh repression and some clever political trickery here and there.

At 11/10/07 10:15 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Bah, am I the only one here not old enough to go places on his own?

Meh, I never left the country until my school trip at the tender age of 17. And even then, the days that were supposedly meant to lose my virginity were spent vomiting in the bathroom of a Barilochean hotel due to shitty chocolates and mayo went bad.
Going places is overrated.

At 11/10/07 09:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 11/10/07 09:26 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I just really want to see Buenos Aires.

We'll have Pirómano be your guide =D

That's stupid. Why would anybody want to go there? Nothing but annoying accents and devaluated currencies.
That being said, I might visit your disgusting nation next-next summer as well if I can come up with some moneys. I need to buy me some books.

At 11/10/07 02:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/9/07 07:40 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: DC was fun.

Were you in the states without telling me? Bastard.

No, that's Buenos Aires. They've got a penis in there too.

At 11/9/07 02:31 AM, Takeshima wrote: it was the worst that any country had done to another. A weapon of mass destruction used. Two times.

I'd dare to say that this was worse, and this and this come pretty close.

At 11/9/07 02:21 AM, bluedemonspeedracer wrote: Why has'nt Lebbenon's government been doing the same? Are they simply afraid to risk their own life or do they actually cator to Hezbollah's presence?

I'd say it's partly because, while Colombia's only serious problems are the drug trafficking and the guerrillas (both being closely linked), Lebanon also has to deal with the constant pressure that comes from being in the middle of Syria and Israel. Syria's been claiming Lebanon as its bitch for a while now and every once in a while the Syrians pull some tricks on the Lebanese to keep them in line. Also, Lebanon still hasn't quite healed from its 15-years long civil war, which was pretty much an all-out carnage between Christians, Sunni Muslims and Shi'a Muslims (and the Druze, caught in the middle of everything), each side backed by a complex mix of Soviets, Israelis, Lybians, Iraqis, Palestinians, Egyptians, western communists and Belgians. Since the civil war was mostly sparked from the religious/ethnic differences (a problem that Colombia doesn't have), they've got a pretty weird form of democracy now: The Lebanese goverment must always be comprised of a proportionate amount of Christians, Shi'a Muslims, Sunni Muslims and other smaller sects. When you divide each religious group into their own political left-wing/right-wing divisions plus how pro-Arab, pro-West, pro-Syria or pro-US they are, and all the possible combinations of the above, you get a pretty difficult parliament to get things done in. They can't agree on mostly anything and much less on their stance on Hizbullah, even though they're for the most part against it. Still, they've got an underfunded military and a fragmented nation so it's hard to crack down on them.

The funniest thing about this all is that Lebanon is still one of the most suscessful nations in the Middle East.

I'm not American and I'm no fan of the A-bomb droppings. But I definitely wouldn't say that Americans feel "no remorse at all" for it.
I've seen Americans feel bad about the A-bomb. But I've never seen a Japanese person feel bad about Unit 731. Maybe a half-assed apology, but never actual remorse. Same thing with the Nanking massacre, the Changjiao massacre, the Sook Ching massacre, the Manila massacre, the Korean sex slaves, the torture and killing of POWs (which happened in pretty much all sides during WWII, but nowhere as widespread as in Japan), et cetera.

At 11/9/07 01:14 AM, bluedemonspeedracer wrote: Isn't a formal democracy not supposed to have militerized political parties? So technically Lebenon would not exactly fit the defenition of an actual democracy even though it possess some characteristics of one. Can someone please explain?

Hizbullah isn't the government's party. While the Lebanese government may be put to blame for not dealing with 'bullah properly, the guys with the AKs aren't running the country. A democracy can be functional in most levels and still have a bunch of crazy people with guns running around. In fact, I'd dare to estimate that more than half of the democracies in today's world have one or two crazy armed groups, it's just that in most cases they're too small to have a significant impact on the big picture.
A democracy doesn't cease to be so for having a group of gun-toting psychos around. It's just that it's usually not an extremely good democracy if there's a group of gun-toting psychos around.

That being said, it's almost impossible for a country to turn into a decent democracy without stumbling into one or two of these groups, particularly when they're just stepping out of a long-ranging tradition of civil war, colonialism, racial/religious tensions and general bad stuff as is the case with Lebanon. They've got some serious shit to sort out, give the guys a break. "The guys" being Lebanon, that is, not Hizbullah.

At 11/8/07 09:29 PM, Proteas wrote: See? No grandiose conspiracy. Chill out.

Lies and libel! I've got my eye on you, Klansmanbert McHitler. Not having enough with flooding New Orleans, you now turn against the free speech of the latino population! This conspiracy runs deep. SO DEEP. I smell stealth jews.

Uh, hello? Question here. Answer please. Kk.

Question.
Why was the Alan García thread deleted? Is South American talk off-bounds?
Oh, I get it now. You hate me because my skin is darker than yours. Well, not mine, but the skin of some people I know.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

At 11/6/07 05:40 PM, JakeHero wrote: The Muslims boobie-trap camels and stuff. They win by default. What do the animists do? Dance around a pit fire with severed chickenheads.

Nuh-huh. My animists got the Voodoo. Therefore, Jimi Hendrix is on their side. Who's on the Muslims' side? Cat Stevens? Puh-lease.

At 11/5/07 07:55 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Set grandparents as byte

I don't get this. You're talking in math. If you start buzzing like a fridge, we'll have to call the Karma Police.

Does that mean, that, like, one of your grandparents is dead or dying? If so, too bad. Deep condolences and friendly hand-shakes and hand-waving.

Men hugging is a sign of capitalist decadence

At 11/5/07 02:50 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I don't accept prayers from other religions sorry ;)

What are you? A jew? D:<

rar jews

I do not forget; I am Funes.

That means you're dumb. Hahaha dumb.

At 11/4/07 11:37 PM, JakeHero wrote:

At 11/3/07 10:44 PM, Empanado wrote:

5 bucks on the animists

So will you pay me 5 dollars over paypal now or alittle later?

But, you know, the animists have the power of voodoo and big-ass totems and those ghost-like thingies that you see in the movies when an old man is making a fire. And they're, like, witches and stuff and wear hats and wands and make ritual sacrifices and Harry Potter and shit. And they have cauldrons and they make superpower potions and all.

Meanwhile, the Muslims do the whirlie. And they get angry at women who were raped too I guess.

Oh my god, kids with a deviantArt account are pompous, self-righteous moronic assholes. I TOTALLY DID NOT KNOW THAT, THIS REALLY NEEDED A THREAD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH KK

Next time I go to the Philippines I'm voting for Zósimo Paredes.

Oh wait, I've never been to the Philippines.

At 11/3/07 10:59 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 11/3/07 10:44 PM, Empanado wrote:

5 bucks on the animists

Only 5? With all the money you got from copper?
*shakes head disapprovingly*

no tengo un quiosco pa' vender cobre, huevón.

At 11/3/07 09:30 PM, JakeHero wrote: I'm actually going to side with the Arab muslims in this conflict, but only because animism is the lowest common denominator of all religious/theistic beliefs, otherwise, I despise Islamic extremists.

It's not a football match, you sick fuck!

5 bucks on the animists

At 11/3/07 10:31 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 11/3/07 10:19 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Oh, and Seven - I made hot chocolate from scratch the other night, super rich with whole milk and a dash of cinnamon. Loads of marshmallows :) It's like pure undiluted happy.

That's something my grandmother would do.

That's not something my grandmother would have done at all. If it didn't have eggplants, she woudln't cook it. And trust me, there's A LOT of things that were done by that woman using thousands and thousands of eggplants.

You people forget that pirates have been turned into internet memes, and, therefore, rendered harmless to the Western World.

Did you know? Us third world people, we also have internet memes.
Here's one.

It's not scary at all, really.

At 10/31/07 02:26 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 10/31/07 07:38 AM, Empanado wrote: Wow, your fanily's got to be, like... the whitest family in Argentina.

All I need now is to own thousands of acres; I've got enough people in the armed forces.

It will be 1976 all over again =D

My father owns exactly 1.2 acres of land in the South. Way ahead of ya.
Also, you're a facho. You've got a facho family, facho ideals, facho relatives and support a facho candidate. Facho.

Haha, his head is completely disproportionate in comparison to his body. Therefore, he cannot be a threat.

Also, he's still got that mob issue to take care of.

At 10/30/07 08:29 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 10/30/07 08:19 PM, SevenSeize wrote: X files music is on there!!!!!

I had it in my cell, then I got mugged.
Thrice.
and now they've mugged my 12yo brother
=D

Wow, your fanily's got to be, like... the whitest family in Argentina.