3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 6/27/05 02:17 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: GOSH dont you know anything?
Shut up.
At 6/26/05 10:59 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I don't understand how someone can do that to another person. Especially, someone they claim are friends.
You know, the motto "People are stupid" doesn't apply exclusively to political affairs.
At 6/26/05 10:52 PM, _FLAGG wrote:She might just be... overwhelmingly happy or something. *shrug*haha. Yea. Because when I'm happy, that's certainly how I act.
Do you have a vagina?
At 6/26/05 10:36 PM, _FLAGG wrote: And this was, somehow, a mistake on my part.
Wait, I didn't get this. So you like her like her, or you like her like her like her?
Gah, it's like eight year all over again. Let's try again:
YOU. Care about her as a friend or as something more than a friend? Independent of what you said.
Because if you actually just said to her (or intended to, while you were hallucinating God knows what, youn sick fuck) that you really cared for her a lot, but as a friend, and and she misunderstood, then it's all fine and dandy.
But if you didn't...
EMOH- LA- LA.
At 6/26/05 04:08 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: So are you, ya double posting n00bish man named Pablo.
AH! I KNEW IT! RUSSIAN SPIES ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND/OR RESIDENCE!
Can I have a ques-a-dilla?
Who the hell is that guy?
At 6/26/05 05:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: There's a reason why men don't cry. You just found out what it was. Women use men's emotions as handles once they know they're there.
Uh-huh. A man exposing his emotions to a woman is like, well, a man wobbling his penis in front of a German Shepherd. You don't do it unless it's your bitch.
</chauvinist pig>
At 6/26/05 09:05 PM, 18-SyllableGreekName wrote: Actually, the irrelevancy of the post was made to see if anyone would say something ambigious and stupid, so that I can make the more interesting comment of them being an elitist virgin who 'lords' their 'status' over people by pointing out their length of time here.
OH NOES! HE IS RIGHT! I AM A VIRGIN! AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT THERE WAS A VAGINA WRAPPED AROUND MY PENIS!
Ah well, go figure.
At 6/26/05 03:04 AM, totalwar wrote: You posted this because. I mean putting aside the fact that you haven't even reached double digits posts yet, at least make a relavent comment or say something interesting.
At least he has a funny name. Yours is TEH lame.
But yeah, he's OMG NOOB. But so are you. So shut up. Make me a sammich.
At 6/25/05 11:56 PM, Elfer wrote: What up Newgros?
I'm not a newgro! I'm a...
... Hold on a moment.
Newgr...
NG...
Nground...
DAMN YOU! NOW I CAN'T MAKE WITTY WORDS! I HAVE LOST MY INTELLIGENCE AND SEXINESS, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
From the closed sites:
"If you voted for Bush, this is your fault. If you think this country is free, you are sadly mistaken. No nation has freedom when it is run by religious zealots."
Just what the fuck does this have to do with anything? In my opinion, the pals at Rotten.com are just pissed off about losing a good chunk of their material. After all, a lot of the picks at ratemyboobies.com or ratemyboner.com WERE probably underage anyways.
Now the Gaping Maw, that's unfortunate, but then again, why the hell didn't they make sure that they were posting legal porn pictures?
Rotten.com claims to be a site that pushes the buttons of 'Internet freedom'. Well guess what, they had it back now.
And it's NOT like the whole site is getting closed. So the guys at Rotten could just stop whining and update the Rotten Library for a change.
The law is NOT about fascism, it's about child porn. Poorly written while at that, but that doesn't mean it's intending to cut down any site that would deem as 'offensive'. So you guys could just cut it out with the whole "OMG THIS IS LYK 1984 STUFF!!!11! FASICM! OPPREISON!!" charade.
It's no9t fascism. It's not restricting the Internet. It's just a shitty law about child porn.
Intellectual chicks. Lebanese if possible. (Lebanese, not Lesbian. Lebanese.)
At 6/24/05 09:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I might actually multitrack out a song tonight.... It could happen.
I might even make it funny.
I want a new version of Liberate Cheese.
At 6/24/05 05:00 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Man, I STILL can't believe how string this thread has been going.
That's because we kick ass. And by "we" I obviously mean "I".
So, got to a philosophical conclusion today: Aphex Twin's Windowlicker is one of the weirdest video-clips ever.
Comments?
At 6/23/05 09:03 PM, BeFell wrote: The third world kid is the only one who reads my blog. :'(
Is it just me, or does that qualifies you as a highly emo LJ whore? Allow me to use an equivalent to prove my point:
"My most loyal reader is from Slovewanmibia. He says he will read my previous posts when insurgents stop raiding his home village. I wish he would donate to my PayPal account from time to time. Jerk."
Your blog's fine. But it would be better if you took a more 'Maddox' approach to it. You need to sell the image of Befell, the very sophisticated mormon whose job is to kick a lot of ass with his monthly bitchings and pseudo-manly statements.
At 6/23/05 08:30 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: You are actually supposed to take the feathers OFF before you eat them
Har har. Me laffs at the you.
But seriously. Kiwis, as in fruit-kiwis, always tickle my tongue. Even after I take the seeds off.
I really admire Mao.
I mean, in an age where tyrants, dictators, despots and megalomaniacs ran rampant, Mao made quite an impressive way into becoming the shittiest from them all.
At 6/23/05 08:13 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: nice ineundo yank. Your just a wee bit of your game don't you think lad.
1.- What?
2.- How is it innuendo?
3.- Why do you call me yank?
At 6/23/05 08:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Kiwi kiwi kiwi.
I don't really like kiwis. They always tickle my tongue far too much and because of that I can't sense the flavor in anything that I eat afterwards. :(
At 6/23/05 06:41 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: I am actually half Kiwi.
I know all of you guys will agree with me on this:
At 6/23/05 01:36 PM, Braintrust wrote: What have the whales ever done to you? Speciesist!
When I was a little kid, a gang of whales on crack burned my house to the ground and beat my old man to death. When the gang was aprehended, they played the species discrimination card in the trial. They pulled their strings with their whale-connections, and intimidated the jury into demanding acquittal.
At 6/22/05 10:35 PM, Elfer wrote: The entire poit of the deal was to prevent sexual exploitation of children, and drawn porn doesn't sexually exploit any children.
What if! What if a naked 3-year-old girl is drawing said porn, with her vagina?
( Related paraphernalia. Buy, you consumer whore. Buy! Buy! Buy! )
At 6/23/05 11:50 AM, Proteas wrote: Anyone seen the new Slipknot video yet?
[Insert Australian accent here for no good reason whatsoever]
Boy, I'd rather be billabonged by a jolly swagman under the shade of a coolabah tree.
At 6/23/05 04:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Its funny how they can survive a nuclear holocost, yet cannot survive the ehal of my shoe. Or Fear Factor. nm nothing can withstand Fear Factor and its horrible ratings.
You step on Twinkies? YOU SICK FUCK!
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At 6/22/05 08:00 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: Who isn't? Me?
I honestly have no idea. I feel dizzy today.
OMG! I no longer know what anything means.
At 6/22/05 07:54 PM, BeFell wrote:hey i resent that. serioulsly whats with that line.Who the hell are you?
Shhh, he fantasizes about actually being as cool as we are. You'll burst his little bubble. :(
Also, it's cultural.
At 6/22/05 04:16 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Blah blah blah
So you've been living the emo life.
Livin' la vida emo. Rock on.
At 6/22/05 06:51 PM, VerseChorusVerse wrote:At 6/20/05 04:20 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: Amuno indo-defenciency syndrom (AIDS)"Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome" (AIDS). I just wanted to clear that up. ^_^
She's not every teen. -_-
At 6/22/05 09:07 AM, Toxic28 wrote: Can i hear some comments on this please??
I'm anti-whales. Whales are just WRONG. I mean, look at them. They're a fucking abomination.
Whaling, therefore, should not only be legal, but encouraged. We need more dead whales.
Newsflash: People are stupid.
At 6/21/05 11:34 PM, Jimsween wrote:At 6/21/05 04:02 PM, AreoMancer wrote: check out Chile, where a right wing military dictator was put in place by the USA after a left wing government was fairly elected into power
We didn't even come close putting him in place, what we did can barely be considered support, in fact I have my own theories that it was just the CIA funneling money.
I'd say you did come kinda close. Many of the conditions that affected negatively Allende's goverment were heavily influenced by the US, even when Allende got most of the crap on his own.
But you're still more right than the other guy. Pinochet was NOT put in place by the USA. He was merely backed-up by them, if not in the physical moment of the coup itself, but rather politically speaking.
At 6/22/05 01:05 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: Hey, my name IS Bob, Empanado. So ha to your sig. It no insult me. Well, Im really Bobby but who cares. Technacalities, technacalities.
In that case, you're Steve.
Hello Steve. How are you doing?
And would anyone mind explaning Twinxor's child porn thing? Or is that a no talk about subject?
I believe it was just some (very) random insult.
At 6/22/05 12:59 AM, fastbow wrote: But should they really be in a position of authority here if they are hypocritical, and abuse their power?
Are you kidding? That's the best part!
At 6/22/05 12:44 AM, Maus wrote: *shakes fist*
Huh?
At 6/22/05 12:57 AM, stafffighter wrote: No one said you couldn't have both
But it would be awkward. Like butter and ketchup.
