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At 1/8/08 08:13 AM, lapis wrote: Computer Aided Learning in Mathematics? Campaign Against Living Miserably? Child Abuse Listening & Mediation? Anyway, I've never watched Daria but isn't her teacher just the same guy as Beavis and Butthead's teacher, van Driessen?

Not quite, but if I remember B&B correctly, he had a vague resemblance as far as spineless hippiery goes. Although that was just one of the teachers, the other one was a guy that yelled and/or threatened his students every five or six words he said, and he also had a dangerously bulging right eye.

I have a question! Did McGovern ever serve as a governor?
Because it would have been super cool to hear on a normal basis "Governor McGovern".

Other than that, I could care less for this.

At 1/7/08 10:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What's that "CALM" class? Some kind of hippie new age stuff? Psychomological shenanigans? Reminds me of that teacher from the hit 90's MTV teen-oriented cartoon show, Daria.

Didn't the Ethiopians have the most badass army of East Africa? Y'know, since the URSS hoarded tons and tons of pretty decent equipment to the Derg, while the rest of the region is stuck with crappy weaponry bought from the black market?

At 1/3/08 11:56 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: How's the draft evasion coming? Any luck?

Since I somehow missed the 6-months period to excuse myself from the service, I've gotta go bitch and whine and wave my papers at the first day of training, on the 15th. But apparently being in college is reason enough to be routinely dismissed.

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On a side note, I fucking hate Nicolas Sarkozy. Two months ago he was just an annoying French asshole with a jerkish smug grin, now he's an annoying French asshole with a jerkish smug grin who happens to be tappin' some fine booty.
fuck you Sarkozy I will beat your ass

Here's an idea: Instead of forced collective sex you could instead visit a vineyard full of firearms.
So instead of a gangrape you'd have a gungrape.

Hahaha. Geddit? Geddit?

I'd just like to point out that StealthJew is not my alt.
I am, however, proud of participating in the Stealth Jew Awareness campaign.

So about this fuzz about a cactus in Iowa. Does that mean that the black-ish person and the bee guy are going to be the next candidates, or it's just slightly more likely for it to be so?

It's from one of them video-games.

Speaking of MMOs, may I suggest Puzzle Pirates, the game internationally renowned for having both puzzles and pirates? People are much less stupid than the average MMO crowd and there isn't any anime bullshit or slash fiction on the forums.

At 1/1/08 10:11 PM, Proteas wrote: Maybe a bit of music will cheer you up.

Hey, that guy's got a bucket on his head!

At 12/31/07 06:09 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Hot damn, Questionable Content is the shit.

I am totally addicted.

Takes over #1 place as my favorite webcomic from xkcd.

My personal favorites are dinosaur comics and Dr. McNinja. QC and xk' are pretty good as well. And Overcompensating is nice too.

God, I am such a nerd.

At 12/31/07 10:06 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Easy: post a blog full of hateful comments about Michelle Bachelet, and full of praise for Pinochet, before sending a link to the nearestrecruitment office and local newspaper.

You kiddin'? They'd make me an officer.

So, anyway. Turns out I'm too late for doing any of the paperwork that could un-draft me, but I can still wave my papers at the barracks as soon as the oficial call is made. And apparently all I needed was my student certificate in the first place.
So it's all good, but that'll be a day wasted out of just bein' dumb. Specially when I pretty much met all of the requirements to be excused from the draft in the first place: College student, near-sightedness, and both tortured and disappeared relatives from back in the days. Hell, if I had managed to father a kid and to get my parents to divorce by now, I'd have the discharge power of an entire platoon.

At 12/31/07 01:04 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Nah, because I have tereré, and I will share with almost everyone who asks it.

You stinkin' people and your mate derivates.

At 12/31/07 01:48 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/31/07 11:45 AM, stafffighter wrote: lettuce head

lettuce head

Lettuce head?

At 12/30/07 11:39 PM, poxpower wrote: Make a Jackass video. Here's the breakdown:

Nice, but I only have 10 hours and no camera. Might be enough to staple my scrotum, but not quite enough for it to become a hit sensation on YouTube.

However, your sugestion has inspired me so instead I'll refer all of you people to this and I shall now expect your insight on such an important topic.

So... I've been drafted for the military service. Tomorrow I've got to walk to my friendly recruitment station and find a way to weasel out of it, not as much because of being a wussy pinko, but rather because college has me by the balls and they ain't allowing me to postpone the next two semesters.

Also I was suppossed to do this, like, three months ago.

Ideas, suggestions?

At 12/28/07 10:09 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: I don't think they do, no.

Can you put us out of our misery please? Unless it is actually a young Johnny Cochrane...

Okay, last hints:
African dude. Struggled for his country's independence and gave a speech that pissed off a king named Baldwin. Nation promptly collapsed in pretty messy civil war. Guy is imprisoned, executed and his body is dissolved in sulfuric acid. Eventually nation changes name and is governed by a man who goes by the name of "The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake". (Not a moniker, his actual name.)

C'mon, easy as pie.

Nobody knows about [black person #1]? This is so racist! I'm outraged. I'm calling Johnny Cochrane on you people.

At 12/28/07 07:05 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: Doilies? What on Keith Moon name's is a "Doily"?
Oh! No... i meant Rosas, as in Juan Manuel de Rosas.

Teh guy underneath meh

Question.

What is Don Francisco doig on your money?

At 12/27/07 08:02 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Hell, look at Russia, it and Belarus are the ONLY former Soviet Republics that haven't become capitalist, democratic, US-allies after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Not to rejoice in nitpicking, but I'd say that those Central Asia nations with the funny names are still pretty big on the despotism and russophilia.
Eastern Europe is aptly learning how to keep on rockin' in the free world and all, but all in all there's about 55+ million people within the so-called Turkestan whose lives haven't really improved since the fall of the wall.

At 12/27/07 07:15 PM, Christopherr wrote: I will not throw the "all black people look the same" card, but that looks exactly like Malcolm X with a beard.

And I must sincerely point out that it's a different black person with glasses.

HINT: If you described this guy as an African-American, you'd only be half right.

At 12/27/07 06:08 PM, Christopherr wrote:

At 12/27/07 04:21 PM, Empanado wrote:

Malcolm X, haha.

Incorrectomondo.

It must be some other black person!

Her chiseled jawline is more dashing than Viggo Mortensen's.

Other than that, yay free speech?

At 12/27/07 03:49 PM, lapis wrote: Oh, I guess Empanado's earlier picture will suffice, I thought that this picture was just for shits and giggles anyway (haven't been keeping track of who's supposed to post what).

Okay then, I shall re-post the generic picture I found after typing "black dude pointing" at Google Image Search.

kidding

At 12/27/07 03:46 PM, Christopherr wrote:

At 12/27/07 03:32 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Al-Qaeda have apparently "claimed responsibility".
I'm sure that lot just sit around in their boxers playing Xbox waiting for something shit to happen and then give the press a ring - "yeah that were us lol".

I would have to say that the people who did it were those who do not care for democracy, but for tribal rule. That is what Pakistan will remain as long as they have a say in it.

Well Pakistan is more of a military dictatorship than tribal rule. Aren't you thinking of Afghanistan instead?

At 12/27/07 02:31 PM, lapis wrote: Guy Verhofstadt, that dirty Belgian. Après lui le deluge, considering that his sucessors are pretty awful at forming a new government.

I disgress. I believe this is the correct answer:

It's even lamer when you notice that her dad didn't do much better.

I posted one
:(

Holy shit.

Okay, I guess everybody gives up on creepy teeth guy. Jumpstart? Yes? No?

At 12/25/07 01:35 AM, crazy-eye2 wrote: You thought the US government was corrupt, go to Mexico away from all the touristy attractions. You see, I am not the insane one. Besides, even if Mexico's economy does not change much from 30million a year they got "A penny saved is a penny earned" down.

That makes no sense at all. For one, the Mexican economy isn't in shambles. I wouldn't say it's thriving, but it's pretty solid, specially when compared to other countries in the region. What's difficult for first-worlders to understand is that, in Latin America, a sound macro-economy does NOT equate with social development or improvement. The economy doesn't need money. The government doesn't need money. What they need is an administration that actually knows how to spend their money, since they've pursued a long-lasting policy of funneling the cash into a mess of red tape, corruption and ineffective projects and social programmes, instead of improving the quality of life of the large rural population, or at least giving them an incentive to move into the cities, where there's at least a more decent level of functionality.

However, you're saying that they're so desperate that they're resorting to saying to their people "GO AWAY AND SEND US MONEY FROM AMERICA". That's both insane and paranoid.

And what deaths are they being sent to? OMG the freedom!!! ITS TORTURE!!!!! And if they are moving because of "income inequality" whay should that be passed on to me?

Uh, the hundreds of deaths that take place every year in the border? Remember? The ones that the booklet tries to prevent?

Also, how on earth are the Mexicans affecting your income? Can your dad no longer clean shit from toilets or hold his temporal job at a harvest?

At 12/25/07 01:11 AM, crazy-eye2 wrote: They encourage it because it moves $30 million from our economy to Mexico's every year. Mexico has nothing. Sure the have some resources but they are desperate enough to do whatever by any means to get a source of income. Tourism just doesn't cut it. Besides, you try dressing up as a poor man and ask for medical treatment at a hospital in Mexico. They will not give it to you because you have no money. It's an ongoing trend only visible to those who chose to keep their brain instead of embracing their misleading emotions.

$30 million is an insignificant number for an economy the size of Mexico's. Mexicans don't move to the States because their country is in political and economical chaos, they move because of income inequality, particularly regarding the rural and quasi-rural population of Northern Mexico, rom where most immigrants happen to come from. A minimal fraction of illegal Mexicans comes from cities.

Healthcare in Mexico has the same difficulties than elsewhere in the developing world, but in no way do they refuse to treat people because they "don't have any money", not any more than it would happen in the US, at least.

Sure that conditions in Mexico aren't the best, but in no way they're sending people to their deaths in order to destroy the American economy because they're "desperate for $30 million". If you truly believe that, you're insane.