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At 8/24/07 11:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I haven't done any acting since 5th grade, I think.

I was a tree in Kindergarten. And that's it. First lesson we got in college:
"But teacher, what about actors?"
"Actors... are cattle. Be always nice to them, because they're stupid."

Another fun fact, Chile does have an automotive industry.

The hell? No, we don't. Not anymore, at least. We did make that one shitty car in the 80's, but that was it.

At 8/23/07 01:18 AM, fli wrote: So it's the Chilean "Fuck."
Am-i-rite?

But "fuck" isn't quite as versatile as Hueá!
Because, if you're, say, eating a burger, you can't say "this fuck is good!". You can only say "This is fucking good!", or "this is good, for fuck's sake!".

In chilean it's "Hey hueón, que está buena (güena) esta hueá, por las hueas!"
So it's "fuck", "shit", "dude" and others, all crammed up into one.

At 8/23/07 01:18 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote: And therefore serves to confuse the shit out of any foreigners who may encounter it.

Sa'ís qui no cacho niuna hueá de las hueás que estai hablando hueón oh. Hay que ser hueón...

At 8/23/07 12:11 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/22/07 11:40 PM, Empanado wrote: hueón.

I can figure that one out... EASILY.

Good thing about that word is that it's a linguistic wildcard-- Any noun, verb or adjective in pretty much any context can be suscessfully replaced with hueón, hueona, huea, hueá, huear.

At 8/22/07 09:38 PM, fli wrote:

At 8/22/07 08:47 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Well, I don't know what carnalito means...

like saying "brother" or "dude." Or even "compadre." (Or "Che" in your Argentina.)
REALLY gay Mexicans, as I found out, love to say "manito" (as in "hermanito").

I don't understand, hueón.

At 8/22/07 01:43 AM, kenshi2 wrote: This isn't Grand Theft Auto, my friend.

Okay, but you won't deny that in Grand Theft Auto violence does indeed generate lots of awesome.

At 8/21/07 08:43 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Violence generates violence.

I'd dare to say that violence often generates awesome.

At 8/21/07 06:25 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Question:

Who the hell would want to voluntarily go to Mexico as an illegal immigrant?

Guatemalans, Hondureans, Salvadoreans, Nicaraguans...

At 8/20/07 01:29 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/20/07 01:16 AM, Empanado wrote: Spaniards are the offspring of Arabs and euro-rednecks, just in case you've still got the doubt.

Euro-rednecks?

Yes! Still to this day, many Spaniards are euro-rednecks. Example.

Spaniards are the offspring of Arabs and euro-rednecks, just in case you've still got the doubt.

No, but he's probably Imperator's. They're both into greeks or romans or jew or some shit like that.

Why you ask?

Nobody forces you to go to school. You can drop out. So either seize the school or stop being so whiny.

Fuck wikipedia, you're Argentinian. And it's common knowledge that, just like black people, all Argentinians know each other regardless of where they live or who they are.

At 8/20/07 12:36 AM, Empanado wrote: Argentinian, I ask you again: What the hell is going on with Dabte Spinetta? I mean like really.

Er. Dante.
The guy from IKV who had a famous dad and now sings reggaetón or some shit.

Argentinian, I ask you again: What the hell is going on with Dabte Spinetta? I mean like really.

At 8/18/07 01:38 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao, all of them atheists, did fight wars and did try to suppress religion, but it was only part of their political agenda, not their religious one. They didn't commit those atrocities in the name atheism, they committed them in the name of authoritarian communism.

But isn't violent supression of organized religion a key element in the doctrine of authoritarian communist regimes? That would fall under the second category of the OP's post, which is politics pertaining religion.

lolfatfeet

Chaco War
War of the Triple Alliance
War of the Pacific
World War I
Punic Wars
Spanish Civil War
Napoleonic Wars
Vietnam War
Korean War
Spanish-American War
Peloponessian War

Hey you, Argentinian. Answer me this:

What the fuck is going on with Dante Spinetta? I mean, really?

At 8/17/07 07:35 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: You know, Furhrer doesn't get enough credit. I mean, besides Hitler, name ONE bad Furhrer.

Tito Van Damme, leader of the neo-nazis of Puente Alto. They referred to him as "Führer" (fiúrer, rather).
He's a pretty nasty fellow.

At 8/16/07 05:54 PM, JakeHero wrote: You're an idiot. As another user so eloquently put it, if the mayans weren't able to see their own destruction, what the hell makes you think their insight as any credibility? You sound just like one of these angsty-pagan assholes on the AOL messageboard.

While I agree that there's hardly anything worse than angsty pagan assholes with their Hot Topic-bought rituals and religions, let's not mix up Mayans and Aztecs. Cortés set foot in the Aztec Empire when the Aztecs were at their peak, and still they weren't THAT incredibly amazing in comparison to Europe, except perhaps in some aspects of astrology and architecture. Destroying the Aztec Empire was almost a complete piece of cake for Cortés considering the ridiculously small amount of manpower he used, even though people seem to forget that nearly all of the fighting was done by tribes that allied with the Spaniards.
The Mayans, however, are a different story entirely. They reached their peak several centuries before the Spanish arrived (between 250 AD and 900 Ad) and during that time they were far above the Europeans in terms of scientific development and all that crap. When the Spaniards arrived they found an extremely deteriorated civilization, and STILL it took them nearly 200 years to finally be able to claim that they had "conquered" them, and even after that happened they would have to keep enduring Mayan revolts nearly every decade. In comparison: It took them less than 10 years to completely subjugate the Aztecs, and around 200 to put the Mayans under control.

The Mayans didn't suck that much. The whole end-of-the-world thing, however, is total New Age hippie bullshit. 2012 is supposed to be the end of a cycle, just like the Chinese calendar marks the end of the year of the Hedgehog and the start of the year of the Aardvark or some shit like that.

He's been yelling about making such a reform for at least three years now, any chance of making this thread when he actually puts that thought into action rather than everytime he mouths that? Chávez says wild shit, that's what he does. He does so every time. Ahmadinejad says that jews are demon-pigs like, what, once a week? Every morning after breakfast? But there's no point in making a thread every time he does so, because we all know he's a nutcase. We could make a whole forum section specially for crazy shit that Chávez yells about, but about 10% of that eventually takes form in the shape of... anything.

Also:

At 8/17/07 02:10 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: More power grabbing from the talking monkey we know as Hugo Chavez..

OMG! Chávez= 1/4 black. So you're 1/4 racist. :O

At 8/16/07 02:35 AM, Demosthenez wrote: And on another note, someone needs to track down Empanando. ITS TIME FOR A COMMIE HANGIN'!!!!

And still, I've always been the moderate. I guess that's what I get for living in a nation where you're either a fascist corporationist or an anarcho-sindicalist marxist-leninist.

At 8/16/07 11:37 AM, poxpower wrote: "Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races."
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is that the question sponsored by the KKK?

You'd be amazed at how many seemingly normal people would agree with that to some extent. I once got my sister to take the test, and when we got to that particular question she unhesitantly said "I agree". I gave her the inquiring look that one uses for inquiring situations and such, and she explained herself quite remarkably. "Well, we're obviously better that them Peruvian and Bolivian peoples!".
Uh. Right.

At 8/16/07 02:28 PM, lapis wrote: I guess I just like (-3,-3), he's a pretty cool vector to hang out with.

You're a nerd.

At 8/16/07 08:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: blah

You're Argentinian.

Ergo, to hell with both of you.

These kinds of tests are tricky. I've taken it like seven times and I always end up getting different results. Anyway, according to this, I'm a filthy pinko hippie commie, nothing new about that.

At 8/14/07 08:54 PM, JugoDeMonstruo wrote: Tell me I'm not the only one who would want to wear one of these.

Finns are pimp.

At 8/14/07 06:18 PM, animehater wrote: I've never seen a remotely good looking Japanese chick in my entire life. Maybe that's the reason all anime girls look like white women.

I SECOND THAT MOTION.

At 8/13/07 12:07 AM, TonyTostieno wrote: Because I don't wanna go to Columbia without something like a very sexy Springfield XD Tactical Model Handgun with a crapload of hollow points to back up whatever I say because I don't want a bunch of idiots trying to kill me or something.

That's a misconception. You're only dead if you're white. Or rich. Or right-winger. Or left-winger. Or religious. Or an atheist. It's really not that much of an issue. (You're not white, right?)

Plus, Colombian women have been scientifically proven to be the hottest ever.

At 8/12/07 11:50 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: And threaten to Nuke the fuck out of half of the world. Don't forget that North Vietnam keeps threatening to nuke the fuck out of half of the world.

There's only one Vietnam, and it doesn't have nukes.

lol argentinian. The only people who listen to Joan Manuel Serrat are catalunyans with berets and ancestors with alzheimer's. I mean, my MOTHER listens to him and she's the kind of woman who preferred the Monkees over the Beatles.

I like his songs too :(

At 8/12/07 11:59 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

Pot probably doesn't grow very well in Ireland, I might be on board with you about Amsterdam.

Yeah well...I'll find a way, they did it in Vietnam then I can do it there!

Weed grows like weeds in vietnam. Plus you can get heroin from 6 yearolds.

If pot's the issue, Colombia is the place to go. Rural areas, over there? Weed goes for 50 cents a pound. Coke, 2 bucks.

Mexico, because it's pimp.
Sweden, because it's Sweden.
Austria, because I just might meet an eerily skinny French chick on the train to Vienna and spend a night with her walking around the city, culminating in wild monkey sex in the park.
Spain would be an option too, since Barcelona seems like a classy place to live in and girls with an Spanish accent give me an insta-boner. It's turned into an excessively emo place as of late, though. Plus, they speak Barcelonese or some shit.