58 Funny Bumper Stickers.
1. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
2. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
3. Honk If Anything Falls Off
4. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
5. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
6. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
7. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
8. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
9 I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
10. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
11. Boldly Going Nowhere
12. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
13. Constipated people don't give a crap.
14. Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
15. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
16. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
17. If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
18. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
19. If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
20. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
21. Thank you for pot smoking.
22. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
23. If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.
24. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
25. Horn broken...watch for finger.
26. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the bugger.
27. If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
28. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
29. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
30. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
31. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
32. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
33. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
34. Keep honking...I'm reloading.
35. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
36 All generalizations are false.
37. I brake for no apparent reason.
38. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
39 I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
40 Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
41 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
42 He who laughs last thinks slowest.
43 I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
44 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
45 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
46 Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
47 No radio - Already stolen.
48 OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
49 Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
50 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
51 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
52 Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
53 Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. :)
54 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
55 There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
56 Caution: I drive like you do.
57 I'm Sleeping With Your Honor Student.
58. Who peed in your Gene pool?