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At 4/25/11 12:54 AM, DannyJay wrote: I'm jacking off and playing risk. you?

Are you sure your not masturabting to risk?

I fap to hentia.

Likeyou haven't.

At 4/25/11 09:29 AM, Cuppycak3z wrote: I agree with Toasted. Instead of Chuck Norris, I prefer Liam Neeson. He's such an awesome old dude.

Who the FUCK are you?

I'm not going to say my IQ, because everyone will deny it.

At 4/24/11 11:07 PM, Squidbit wrote: That was actually me wearing my augustana costume. I showed her the video tape later though, and she really liked it, so you should be getting a visit from her later tonight. Of course I had to rape her before I showed her the video.

We should have a rape circle.

At 4/24/11 10:56 PM, roderickii wrote:

At 4/24/11 10:47 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Play Happy Wheels.

Wow first level in and its kinda fun

If your having fun, you need to stop playing. Do you want to be not bored?

At 4/24/11 10:50 PM, GamesArmor wrote:

At 4/24/11 10:47 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Play Happy Wheels.

You could also masturbate.

Damnit I was going to day that.
Also you're on Newgrounds, a site with literally a million flashes, and you can't find a single thing to do?

At 4/24/11 10:39 PM, Lepy wrote: I would tell him that humans CANNOT fly, and attempt to assure him that no matter how many feathers are taped to his body, he will never be able to fly.

I disagree.

I got 5,400.

At 4/24/11 10:18 PM, Taxman wrote: "Yeah but he's no saint either, Him and Anita Johnson are covering their target sensors!"

"That's why I only trust Hugh Jasol."

At 4/24/11 10:13 PM, Taxman wrote:

At 4/24/11 10:12 PM, EmEmEm wrote:

At 4/24/11 10:10 PM, Taxman wrote: "Yeah, so does Peter Goesinya."

"I'm pretty sure Dill Doe is cheating, though."

"I know right!, He tripped Dick Fitswell right out in the open!"

"Yah, but he deserved it, he kept picking on Harry Bahls."

At 4/24/11 10:10 PM, Taxman wrote: "Yeah, so does Peter Goesinya."

"I'm pretty sure Dill Doe is cheating, though."

At 4/24/11 09:57 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:

At 4/24/11 09:41 PM, EmEmEm wrote: I do like the amazingly hidden ones in Leo & Satan.

You mean like the smiley face on the "Whimsical Stranger's" crotch?

No, I've never seen that one. I was actually reffering to the easter eggs afetr the credits in the first one.

At 4/24/11 10:08 PM, Taxman wrote:

At 4/24/11 09:43 PM, EmEmEm wrote:

At 4/24/11 09:21 PM, Taxman wrote: "Yeah but he's tied with Asif I Givashyt!"

"I really think we need to watch out for Jena Talia."

"Yeah, her and Harry Crack sure do make a great team."

"But Ben Dover seems like a lone wolf."

At 4/24/11 02:40 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 4/23/11 08:09 PM, EmEmEm wrote: car washes.

Bad experience when you were younger or something?

Also I used to be afraid of heights. But now they're afraid of me.

No, just really paranoid the stuff will break the window and I'll drown.

Get a picture of a penis on your face. Trust me, you won't regret it.

I feel accomplished.

I would post a picture of a penis in his mouth, but I'm to lazy. Just imagine it.

At 4/24/11 09:21 PM, Taxman wrote: "Yeah but he's tied with Asif I Givashyt!"

"I really think we need to watch out for Jena Talia."

I do like the amazingly hidden ones in Leo & Satan.

At 4/24/11 07:21 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: I beat all of you.

It's photshopped. I can tell by some of the pixels.

At 4/24/11 09:17 PM, Taxman wrote:

At 4/24/11 09:13 PM, EmEmEm wrote:

At 4/24/11 09:05 PM, Taxman wrote: "K guys, on three, all go for mike hunt.

"You can't touch Mike Hunt, It's in the rules!"

"Fine, but can we go for Hugh G Rection?"

"You need to go for Jack Gheoff, he has the most points!"

Am I cool yet?

At 4/24/11 09:05 PM, Taxman wrote: "K guys, on three, all go for mike hunt.

"You can't touch Mike Hunt, It's in the rules!"

I've been listening to it for 1300 seconds now. 1/s of the way there.

Well this is... fun.

At 4/24/11 08:48 PM, RadRobert wrote:

At 8/23/10 10:40 PM, jak3434 wrote: I you were to have any fetish, with no conquences later, what one would it be.

Me? Emo fetish....yes its exactly what you think it is.

uh guys? i think he means like, chains and stuff

No that's bondage.

At 4/24/11 06:24 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Because your topic title isn't interesting or the content is long winded and irrelevant.

Yeah you need to make your topic title something like 'I Like Men' and then in your topic say 'In Black, It's a good movie.'

At 4/24/11 08:40 PM, Dasimonster wrote: I tried to get in as Pvt.Parts last time I went, and they told me to make a new one.
Darn.

C

Tell them that's your real name and say you're deeply offended.

Yeah, I 'exploded' from the cuteness alright.