I know i'm not safe from Rule34....

*Shudder*

I'm sure there is no Digimon porn there.

-Insert humorous response-

Error402;//"humor-not-found"

Dude....

You are pathetic.

I'd be the attention grabbing whore i normally am. I'd do all sorts of crazy stuff, just to make people laugh.

And go to detention everyday for getting into fights with JackPhantasm.

"21. When he drank of the wine, he became drunk and lay in his tent. 22. Ham [the father of Chanaan] saw his father's nakedness and told his two brothers outside."

The bible is fucking hilarious.

Wait a second...

Dude, don't pull an all nighter. Get some sleep, and study in the morning, and eat a healthy breakfast.

"Magic 8 ball...is PeachBlossom totally fucked right now?"

Oooooh...not looking too good homie.

At 9/23/08 12:03 AM, sovietspy47 wrote: I guess basically i dont want to grow up.

You're a Toys'R'Us kid.

Grow up already, it's not that bad. Ditch the old, start anew you sissy.

On da' streetz.

Fo sho'

Experimenting with depth and shadow.

At 9/22/08 07:17 PM, SpaceWalk wrote:

At 9/22/08 07:11 PM, Elios wrote: Can we really trust him to teach the youth about manners and good moral values...?

were we supposed to in the first place?

Some kids actually look up to him unfortunatly....

Parents believe the show teaches their children about being nice, sharing, and responsibility. Oh if they only knew the truth. Though the show is quite humorous, there are some parts that are....horrifying.

Can we really trust him to teach the youth about manners and good moral values...?

Isn't it hilarious that, these people who make these "I want to be a Mod" topics, blatantly state that they want to abuse the Mod powers...?

That's like telling a gun salesman "Give me a gun because i want to kill people."

Mods choose who get's modded, end o' the story.

We're all going to hell for laughing. lol.

At 9/22/08 05:57 PM, ImMrRobotnik wrote: WE DESERVE OUR OWN RACE!

A race you say? Very well...

You and your ugly buddies can race all of these ugly fucks.

Ready? Set? Go!

"El pardon me Mr. Ma'am....can you direct me to the nearest bus stamp?"

Cardgage....fucking creepy.

At 9/22/08 05:57 PM, ngman7 wrote: I wonder why Nintendo never thought of making this game?

True, Donkey Kong was Mario's nemesis, but it was hinted at in the original DK games that Luigi was in them.

Luigi is, and always will be, in marios shadow. He is the retarded brother of an Italian plumber. Can't get much worse than that....

Well...this is interesting.

I wrote this a while ago. Enjoy.

If it's a male snake, name it Vigo (Vee-goh').

If it's a female, name it Ashley.

If both of your snakes are males, name them "The Bush-Whacking Brothers

Am i the only one on Newgrounds who love his username and got it on the first try?

If i HAD to change my username, i would go with DickTrick.

Too bad that's already taken...

The seeds have a little nutritional value. Not sure what it is, but there's a chemical compound within the natural seed that makes you.....umm.......like.....see better, i dunno.

"Uhh....ok."

"Can you pick me up from work tomorrow?"

At 9/22/08 02:53 AM, Icecry0 wrote: No harm in taking it. . .right?

LOOK AT THE HARM IS HAS CAUSED POOZY!

At 9/22/08 02:49 AM, bennyfitz123 wrote: hey yonver no whats around the corner mate

Yes, i would turn down a Mod oppotunity. Because i don't want to be a Mod. Not now anyway...

There's an english tutor at the corner of 5th and Main

At 9/21/08 03:01 AM, JEXstudios1 wrote: ok, now i was just wandering, about the Australian, i guess you could say, entertainment industry, but im mainly looking for the animation/gaming/web-design industry (sorry cant think of what to call it as a whole) but could anyone get me any info on how the industry is going, be it falling, rising, in between, ive searched through google, and found next to nothing, so any help would be appreciated, and remember im looking for the Australian industry.

Honestly, none of that makes sense. What are you looking for? How is the industry doing? What? Re-word what you're trying to accomplish with this school project of yours, and then we can help.

thanks
Josh Haywood

And don't sign your posts...makes you look silly.

I'm predicting 1,427,980 unwanted pregnancies tomorrow.

Hey guys, Happy Madness Day.

Saw a little somthing in the portal that i figured i should bring to your attention. A new spam group is raining on the Madness parade, and they call themselves.....*sigh*.......the Faggot Federation.

I've viewed their flashed, and it's obvious spam. They are assuming that, it's Madness Day, everyone is voting 5 willy-nilly.

Do the right thing guys, keep the portal clean. All of their flashes are marked with and [FF]

At 9/21/08 11:35 PM, cast wrote:

They don't trust bush babies with extra buttons and lists.

I agree, you are absolutey right.

I do look like a bush. lol