At 7/18/08 04:22 AM, Haoie wrote: I don't believe you know any girls.

LMAO

At 7/18/08 04:02 AM, LastSpartan wrote: I thought you left Newgrounds for a while, Elios?

This topic couldn't wait until September.

lol.

Three girls i have met, i know them by name
Alicia, Jordan, and Callie: The Dames
These fine young women, that i spent some time with
have each given me, a certain special gift

For some time now, i have been quite lonely
Browsing bout' Newgrounds, and hanging with "homies".
Now, i have felt, that spark of romance.
That tingly feeing, inside of my pants.

"Three girls!", i said, "Which one do i choose!?!"
"I have somthing now, that i cannot lose."
To you i will tell, a description of each
Help me decide, who shall be my beech.

Alicia is nice, and fresh out of school.
I met her at a party, she things i'm kinda cool.
Her physical description...cannot be denied
She is rather wide, in the back, and on the sides.

She is a shy girl, but a twinkle in here eyes,
Tells me deep in her soul, she hides a suprise.
A sexual fire, that burns like the sun!
waiting to explode, eager for some fun.

I'd give her a shot, but she lives rather far.
And i do not have, a mother-fucking car.
Alicia, alas, will have to wait
Till the end of the poem, and see who i'll date

Jordan, is a friend, of my co-worker Gabi.
Who's the girlfriend, of my friend, who's name is Sharky.
She's a wild one, that stays out all night.
And comes home wasted, at dawns shining light.

She's not all that bad, she has a true heart
she has a good job, and wants a fresh start.
This wonderful girl, would reign supreme!
Alas, i'm twenty-two, and she's seventeen.

A rather big difference, that is holding me back
expressing feelings toward her (and her awesome rack!)
I have shared a kiss, with this fine young lady.
This sexual tension is driving my crazy!

Alas, i have morals. i shall not go too far.
She also has dogs, and a really nice car.
Jordan, i think, would be my best bet.
But there is one girl, i haven't gotten to yet....

Callie is a mystery, with hair black as night.
Legs long as miles, and a back that's just right.
A beautiful face, and a pair of green eyes
And this girl really likes me, i'm fucking suprised!

She's a friend of Gennys, another co-worker.
Genny told me, i should DEFINATLY meet her.
They came to my house, and we hung out for a bit.
i played my cards right, i dare not to slip.

I didn't make any moves, i'm the gentlemen breed.
I know not to rush things and "Plant my seed".
I offered massages, and we had some good times.
Then they took me to dinner, and we said our goodbyes.

This all took place, in the two weeks that have passed.
Excitement in MY life, is short to last...
So, i ask you the reader, to lend me a hand,
To help me out, in the position i stand.

And so i must choose, one of the three.
Who should i choose to be one with me?
I have sorted my feelings, and i know where love lies...
But i think i'll leave this choice up to you guys.

At 7/4/08 01:01 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: Why didn't you just go up to the dog before the policeman got there? I don't get the point of making a barricade around the dog when you could have just petted it a couple times and gotten hold of its collar.

Oh i did, i sat there with the dog in one of the chairs i used for the barricade. until the cop showed up She was a quick dog, and i didn't want to have to grab her collar and hold her in place, and make her feel threatened. So i basically just boxed it in.

This is my last post for quite a while. Refer to new news post if you haven't seen it already...

The following events took place between 9:20 pm and 10:15 pm. At the Main and Union intersection.

I was bored as hell earlier. I had been playing Sins of a Solar Empire (awesome fucking game), and Neverwinter Nights (another awesome game) for several hours after i got home from work. I decided i needed a pick me up, so i got my bike and headed out to my corner store (I use to work/co-own the village grocery/deli on Main st). As i got to the Main / Union intersection, i noticed some lady whistling a dog over to her, but the dog just stayed put. I stopped, and asked her if she needed help with her dog (I don't know why, i just did, shut up.) She told me it wasn't her dog. Oh great...

It looked like a female German Shepherd. Maybe 3 or 4 years old. (picture posted below of what she kinda looked like) She seemed friendly, and it had a collar, and a bandana around it's neck. I couldn't /didn't want to get too close, in case she turned defensive aggressive. The lady told me i should call the cops, so i dialed, and told the operator "Hi my name is Scott, i'm currently at the Main and Union intersection, and there's a-" "One moment sir i'll redirect you to the amherst district".

Several seconds go by, and i watch the dog mosey across the interestion to the McDonalds plaza. FINALLY someone picks up, and i told the guy that i found a stray dog wandering around the streets. he told me they'll dispatch a car and we'll take the dog to it's owner, or the SPCA. I said thanks, and i hung up. Then i noticed "Where the fuck is that dog?"

I crossed the street, and rode down Main for a little while, searching for the stray. A little bit past the cemetary, i noticed her crossed BACK to the other side, and almost getting hit by a Dodge (how ironic). She continued to walk around, as i slowly followed behind her, waiting for the moment that i could catch it and attach my wallet chain to it's collar. Sudden;y she starts heading for the Butterwoods place (It's this fancy restaurant that serves desserts and such. Really good cheesecake there...). There were a few people eating outside, so i had to move quickly to snag this dog before these people freak out about a stray animal coming up to them. She walked up the stairs, and on to the deck (luckily these people were calm, even when i told them it wasn't my dog). and finally, fortune smiled upon me, i had to dog cornered at the end of the deck, so i grabbed a few chairs, and a nice little table, and put up a fancy little barricade.

So there i sat, for the next 23 minutes, looking at a menu, and talking to a dog. The cop finally showed up, we got the info on her collar, and she was put in the squad car, and they left. I stood there for a few seconds, watching the police car, with some random dog that i quite possibly saved it's life. Now, i don't believe in God, but it seems like something, gave me the chance to do somthing helpful, and responsible. To take time, and energy (and a lot of patience), to protect another creature from harm.

I guess i saved a life tonight, and it feels pretty good.

See you all in September!

At 7/3/08 03:55 AM, ZENON wrote: I can't think of anything to say, but I can't help but feel that this story deserves a response. Good work, I really enjoyed reading it.

Thanks!

At 7/3/08 03:54 AM, Irukandji12 wrote: Holy shit, I didn't even bother reading all of that stuff you just put up there.

But you bothered to post a useless reply. Amazing.

At 7/3/08 03:50 AM, sldghmmr wrote: Nice dude i love your stories when you write them you describe every single detail and i love it

Amazing story

Thanks!

Now, to clarify ONCE AGAIN. Yes, the numbers are wrong, i have no idea how long it took to run the mile. Whatever, who cares (Obviously some people do, thinking that it'll give them reason to say "fuck you!") Anyway, numbers are wrong, deal with it.

Glad that most of you still enjoy my story.

I hand-made mine with MSpaint.

Awesome.

At 6/30/08 11:24 PM, riskyjoker wrote:

At 6/30/08 11:23 PM, Elios wrote: Curses!

Plans foiled again.

lmao/ thanks am savin dat

Lookin' good white boy.

Ok, i'm done.

Curses!

Plans foiled again.

I call him...

Windows Media Player

I actually have a funny little story about this sort of thing...

Back in early high school, i dated a girl named Emily. We got along great, and we had alot in common, but she broke up with me because i was "Too easy going, and i never argued with her. She was bored, (we were only in highschool, we never had sex). She started dating Anthony, a rather large, and rather stupid fellow (He reminded me of a big boulder, didn't talk, and rarely moved.)

After three months of not speaking to Emily, i got a call from her, asking me to meet her at Manhattan Bagel. When she finally showed up, she had two black eyes. I aked her what happened, and she said "My boyfriend beat me up and stole my wallet because i told him i was pregnant". We talked for a little while, and she told me why good girls go for bad guys

"Because girls posess the power to change and train men. The bigger and badder the guy, the more she can show off to her girlfriends. To most girls, guys are just items for display. The more fancy, and well trained the item is, the more respect you will get. If he refuses to go along, you can play the victim. Girls win."

Sick!

At 6/30/08 04:23 AM, UberCream wrote: IT HAD KNUCKLES!

I can post another picture if you'd like, for proof.

btw, it's been one week, and it has almost fully healed. I got a titanium horseshoe ring, gauge 14, and it looks great. I told my ex-girlfriend, and a few of the girls at work about it. Regrets so far? hell no.

At 6/30/08 02:09 AM, MissingNYC wrote: well, he's offically awesome

Thanks!

You can cut the negativity in this thread with a rusty knife.

Thanks for reminding me of my horrible dream last night...

Jackass...

Brilliant idea.

He should definatly go for it.

And, if he has a little extra money, he should get a tattoo on his penis, so it looks like a treebranch.

TomFulp

and

M-bot

At 6/26/08 12:51 PM, Themarkinside wrote: I would start a grindcore band named "The Hotlines". Lame? I know.

That's actually kinda cool.

Make a heavy metal band called "Ten pound balls"

If you could be the owner/manager/lead singer, of a world famous (And by that, i mean 3rd world countries are screaming "I fucking love _______!" What would the name of your band be? Would it be somthing deep, and meaningful? Or somthing hilarious that makes no sense, but sounds awesome.
Any genre of music, any age, # of group members, any hair style. What would you want the world to know you as?

For me, i would go with either:
Black Metal, Hardcore rock band called "Deathsponge"

Or a classical, hippy era music band named "Billy Weiner and the Space Cadets"

At 6/26/08 02:17 AM, smc316 wrote: Oh god....the pain.

Suprisingly, not that bad! Sure it was on my penis, but it wasn't like, OH MY FUCKING GOD MY PENOR IS BURNING!

no no no, nothing like that. it was a quick jolt of pain, pause....more pain (putting the ring in), and then Kat put on a cold compress, and it felt fine! Now that it's healing, i should be back to normal in a few days.

Do i win?

I've created a monster....

At 6/26/08 01:47 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Why did you get it.

Because i've wanted one for a few years now, just for show. Not for extra sexual stimulation, not to impress anyone, i got it because i wanted to make myself a little bit more unique than others.

That's it! No other reason. I wanted it, and i got it.

At 6/26/08 12:38 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: I couldn't give less of a fuck what someone else has done.

Then shut up already!

At 6/26/08 01:43 AM, Hellian00 wrote: That has to be the most useless fucking piercing ever. I know someone wo had a penis piercing, and he says it was terrible in sex. He said it would get pulled and tugged. (same for clit percings).

Like i stated before...

I can take it off during sex. Problem solved.

Doesn't anyone realize that a ring is removable!?!

At 6/25/08 03:23 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Fuck.

Honestly, i don't care. I really, really don't care about what you have to say. From previous convertations with you, i've learned that, the longer the topic, the more pissed off we get.

SO!

We can stop now. Lock this thread, so JackPhantasm can stop posting even more stupid comments.

At 6/25/08 03:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Is it merely that, in its displayed form, it REPRESENTS something permanent.

You're still fighting me on this, why?

I got my tattoos, and piercings. No one can ever change my mind, not even you. Whatever facts you throw at me, will not change the fact that i am stained with awesome tattoos.

So, whatever you have left to say, let's hear it and be done with it.

RE-RAILED!

This is probably the last piercing i'm going to get for a while. A have a few new tattoos planned out, but ill have to save those for after the summer (busy busy busy!). One of the ideas i got, was getting a stick figure version of the Vitruvian Man, by DaVinci.

At 6/25/08 03:02 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What makes a piercing different from a journal, from a memoir, or a photograph.

A journal can be lost
A memoir can be burned
A photograph can be destroyed

But a physical alteration to someones body is permanant, forever. Sure it might change over time. A tattoo will fade, and a piercing might change shape, but it is always there.

At 6/25/08 02:24 PM, Bolo wrote:

At 6/25/08 02:10 PM, Elios wrote:

At 6/25/08 02:06 PM, Bolo wrote: The backbone of an insult is effort.

Your insult has Scoliosis.

Says the Mounted Deer to the bullet.

I try to laugh at your jokes, i mean, this is Newgrounds, and everyone insults everyone all the time. But you take things too personally, and that makes me very sad.

- respect

At 6/25/08 02:06 PM, Bolo wrote: The backbone of an insult is effort.

Your insult has Scoliosis.

At 6/25/08 01:47 PM, MoriChax wrote: So are you gonna keep it for the rest of your life?

Of course! You see, i'm looking forward to getting old. Not so much rushing to be and elderly old man, but i've accepted the fact that, i will grow old, and i will die.

I love my tattoos dearly, and when i'm dying, they will remind me of my youth, and all of the great memories tied to them. That's what tattoos really are, pictures to remind you of your past. No matter what you get, you will remember it for the rest of your life. And my peircings, will remind me of my artistic mind, and the pain i have endured in the past.

Some people agree, some people will hate tattoos for the rest of their lives. But it all comes down to, i have them, and i love them. I have marked my body with my imagination, and i will continue to do so!