What did Casper say when he scared the neighbors and had an accident at the same time?

"I had a Boo-Boo!"

I think the drug dealer in our neighborhood is high up in the skies with his inflated head...better make him down to earth

At 5/29/08 10:38 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:

Uhm...probably...although I wonder why the hell you have to cook it first...

you want me to put my cock inside what is basically a giant ice cube?

Well you could thaw it out first...bet you didn't think about that?

Nobody dreams in colors...just a pigment of your imagination...

No pun here...just wanna say that lysdexic worshipers of the devil praise Santa....

Sea captains don't like crew cuts...

My friend's arm got busted and broken and all that sh*t and he had to go and get a new one in the second-hand shop...

At 5/29/08 10:31 PM, Rig wrote:

At 5/29/08 10:28 PM, BRS wrote: It's time for a PUN-OFF!

Sounds like a "pun" idea.

hyuk hyuk

Quit trying to be punny Rig...

Anyway whenever my watch goes hungry and eats, it always comes back four seconds...

COCK JOKE!

At 5/29/08 10:30 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: i have a question actually...
if you buy a frozen turkey...cook it...and fuck it...is that bestiality?

Uhm...probably...although I wonder why the hell you have to cook it first...

Actually there is such a thing as food fetish...as I remember in an old episode of Jerry Springer...

At 5/29/08 10:00 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Welcome back! We know you're busy for the past couple of weeks lately! Any luck w/ the rehearsal?

So far I'm good with some of the lines...recently found out that I didn't need to smoke and that's good since I already quit. My lines aren't that hard to memorize....we'll be starting with our blockings next week and the photoshoot is on the next Saturday...so basically I'm really having a tight schedule, not to mention that classes will start on June 10 for me....which pretty much sucks...

I think this guy can help you out...

The only thing that somehow spoiled my movie experiences is the one about Fight Club...

Seriously, how could you fight yourself?

At 5/29/08 09:01 AM, LeeJaySan wrote:

At 5/29/08 08:53 AM, jnry3 wrote:

...and I haven't still recorded the soundtrack that we've talked about ages ago. Hehe... just diggin' up my own grave, hehe.

Sorry, I really have no more flash time! Unless I re-download Flash and get myself out of the shenanigan I'm in, I can't do flash!

I can provide the voice actors you need, that is if needed. I have some top quality voice actors in our organization, including myself ^_^...

Sorry If I'm not in the thread that much nowadays...I'm too busy with rehearsals...the play is already this July. For those who are interested, drop by my userpage or just pm me...I can give out free tickets to those interested...

Here's a thought Rig...

There are 26 letters in the English alphabet while we have 10 digits to put in our password. With that in mind we can calculate that there are 3656158440062976 (no joke) possible password combinations taken from the formula for Fundamental Counting Principal (36 raised to 10, don't ask)...

Unless there's a hacking program to get your password, isn't this safe enough for you?

At 5/29/08 02:14 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Hey buddy, post that stuff in your sig.

Ignore the noobs

At 5/29/08 01:03 AM, TheGimped wrote:

I also think everyone is a raging moron though.

But I'm a nobody, hence I'm not an anybody/anyone. What does that make me?

It makes you perfect...

Adultery is really all about self-control. Either you have it or you don't. It's in human nature to have sexual desires, case in point even the religious figures in our times need some lovin'.

At 5/29/08 12:17 AM, Azutom wrote:

At 5/29/08 12:15 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: That's watched the Dark Knight trailer 3 over 100 times?

Yes.
The next time you watch it, do 150 pushups.
Lawl.

That's weak...150 push-ups are easy...make it 150 diamond knuckle push-ups (two fists in the middle)

At 5/29/08 12:43 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: I TAKE THEM LIKE A MAN

Spoken like a true...man...

I take my chips with all kinds of dips and sauces...sometimes I make my own....

Come on people...she's a damn mascot in a lolita outfit...it's supposed to attract sex-craved pedophiles all over the world...that and people who need to get unreliable information quick...

So that's around 90% of the whole internet populace...

Breaded toast on the grill=bad

Wait...wha-??

At 5/29/08 12:00 AM, 54uR0n wrote: I got news for you guys--legs aren't sexy!

unless of course they belong to this girl

Nope...don't believe you...

Nasser El Sonbaty is gonna kick ass!

You're pathetic...

You only got 20 bucks?

Wow, I've never seen someone so...

EMO!

I'm done with martial arts. I've learned Judo and Karatedo already. I hate Muay Thai cause the trainers kick my ass so easily. I'm too heavy to do Capoiera....

I'll stick to street brawling

At 5/27/08 12:01 PM, fallensoul289 wrote: instead of fucking arguing why dont you guys help me ive tried safe mond cmd and cd by using run and it says axcess denied

With an attitude like that, I doubt you'll get anymore help from these people..

At 5/28/08 03:07 AM, Jacked-Off-Lantern wrote: Jason Mraz - The Remedy

How about Philippine songs: Eraserheads - With a Smile

You got to me first...

Anyway here's a few songs that I wanna be included in the list

Rivermaya-You'll Be Safe Here

The Offpsring- Why don't you get a job?

Semisonic- Closing Time

I supposed it's because since the gay people can't get pregnant by accident, they really read into parenting and family before adopting or having a kid with surrogates or summat like that, and they REALLY REALLY want to be parents. And are really devoted to it.

They don't knock up anybody, you understand

It's like you read our report...its exactly as we pointed out.

This actually happened to me...she shouted not just her ex's name...she shouted "Putang ina Jenny ang sarap! (Son of a bitch Jenny it's so good!)

Weirdest shit ever experienced...

If I was born again, lets see (checks reincarnation chart)

I'd be a cockroach...

At 5/28/08 02:16 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Tell her you love her.

But tell her you'll fucking kill her if she cheats.

Same thing except prove it...

At 5/28/08 02:34 AM, Deadchick wrote: lol thats adorable, I personally will keep them. Those are some good memories there.

That's what I said when my ex gave me the same things...afterwards things just became awkward...