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Do you? I used to, but now I wouldn't at all. Even if they liked Justin Bieber. Even if they liked Nickelback.

I used to come to newgrounds back in 2003 because my friends and I loved flash animations. I think the other site I used to visit was flashplayer.com, which turned into ugoflash or something a little later on. Anyways back in 2003 I would have been only 8/9 years old so I never really thought to make an account. For a long while I stopped coming to newgrounds but found my way back around 2010. Didn't start using forums however till like last Christmas.

Wow awesome! Great job staff (once the bugs are worked out)! This is something that NG needed.

At 1/31/13 11:55 PM, Elephly wrote:

At 1/31/13 11:54 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: whyd you post

.

But for real this is serious.

At 1/31/13 11:56 PM, Saen wrote: Take the position or just keep on suckling.

Yep, options.

At 1/31/13 11:54 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: whyd you post

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At 1/31/13 11:52 PM, Revoke wrote: Ok then.

At 1/31/13 11:52 PM, TrueLAD wrote: Laters!

Kinda expected this to happen.

Disclaimer: If you don't like reading walls of text, you'd better leave now.

Oi, so basically, I'm the kind of guy who's got some talent in a lot of areas, but I am pretty bad at dealing with social situations. I've been like this since elementary school I think. I pretty much feel super awkward when dealing with people I don't know very well and as a result, my life has been a lot less eventful and spectacular than it probably could be. I have never taken chances and don't put myself out there because I am afraid of anything that anyone might think of me (I guess). I hate this because it's why I've been unemployed my whole life, why I've never had a girlfriend, and why I don't have many friends.
So the reason why I am telling you about this problem is because just about an hour ago I checked my school e-mail and got something that for most people couldn't make them happier. It was an e-mail from my faculty congratulating me about my grades from first semester and inviting me to apply for a paid position as a research assistant for a prof over the summer. As I was reading this the first time, I was really just laughing at how I got such recognition, thinking the whole time, "that's awesome, too bad I'm not going to take it." But then as I was reading it a second time aloud to my mom and dad, ideas started running through my mind about how I'm now at the age where I should stop bullshitting and take this thing, and the fact that I was reading it to my parents was pretty much setting me up for commitment (even though I had thought of it more as a joke at first). I started getting really worried and panicky and just accepted the whole thing pretty much, downloading the application to fill out for next week.
It's looking like things are getting so serious now, and I don't know how I'll be able to handle it. The e-mail said how I should write about my enthusiasm and motivation that stand out from the rest in order to get accepted. I also need to pick a preferred prof and talk to him about being his assistant and such. Everything is just so out of scope for what I am normally able to handle.
What do I do newgrounds? It's looking like I'm walking into this thing and the next few months of my life are gonna be miserable. But I know if I don't I'll probably regret it. I'm so scared.

Talk about beta...

At 1/31/13 10:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: Take a good listen to that list. I really think you'll like all of it.

Already loving it!

think I'm turning furry D:

At 1/31/13 10:35 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm just glad to see a furry conversation on the BBS not initiated by me.

No matter how terribly people take it.

Cats.

At 1/31/13 10:12 PM, sweet21 wrote: How can you say that music is only for furries? Maybe the artist is a furry, or the cover art is of an anthromorph but that doesn't mean its exclusive to furries.
Thats like saying Uncharted is exclusive to smartass white men because theres one on the cover.

I'm going to take this as a joke.

At 1/31/13 09:52 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

At 1/30/13 10:17 PM, Gagsy wrote: I was just about to go into length about my daily eating arrangements.

Boy don't I feel like a twat.

I already had my two paragraph post all planned out in my head

Don't hold back! I'd love to hear all about the details of your experiences sucking and licking vaginas! Even though I intended for the thread to be about people's regular eating schedules. Oh well, I guess I can't help having bad grammar.

What I meant was "How often do you eat, pussy?"

At 1/31/13 09:42 PM, Viper50 wrote: No. No I do not.
And I'm not going to pause Overkill to hear what it sounds like.

Of everyone on NG I value your music opinion the most, which is why I say... DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS! YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT!

I have brought shame upon myself in the eyes of the viper :(

I love Stockholm Syndrome!

At 1/31/13 09:28 PM, dragoswrath wrote: I'll be honest, he's probably my favorite musician on the internet.

Thank you! At this point I was thinking the only person who would back me up would be Xenomit. What a disgusting thought...

Jk xeno <3 u bb!

At 1/31/13 09:14 PM, HighWay wrote: how do you make music for a sexual orientation?

that makes no sense.

I dunno, I guess it's made by furries at least. I was generalizing :S srry bbz wil u 4giv me?

At 1/31/13 09:16 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 1/31/13 09:14 PM, drpepp wrote: i dont go to links that are not aprroved by the official dr. pepper company

I'm gonna approve that I officially put my boot up your ass if you don't shut up.

This.

http://lapfox.bandcamp.com/

I know it's music for furries, but I don't give a fuck, I love it (some of it at least).

This album is my favourite so far from what I've listened to.

Alright I'm gonna try seriously! Good luck to all! May the least horny win.

At 1/31/13 07:58 PM, Elephly wrote:

At 1/31/13 02:45 PM, TomFulp wrote: I'm just testing something.

What are you testing?

Nvm, I decided to read the thread a little.

At 1/31/13 02:45 PM, TomFulp wrote: I'm just testing something.

What are you testing?

At 1/31/13 08:38 AM, dickfag wrote: I haven't eaten any pussy at all right now. That's about to change however. Hopefully this summer.

Keep dreaming.

At 1/31/13 07:29 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: never

You homo.

At 1/31/13 07:09 AM, HighWay wrote: i like the taste of cat.

There seems to be some general idea that I was talking about girls or something. Thank you for being the first person to give me a serious answer. I never have yet because I don't have enough money to enjoy this delicacy regularly, however, I have been saving this one for a while waiting for him to fatten up. I think he's just about ready.

At 1/30/13 10:24 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:

At 1/30/13 10:21 PM, Elephly wrote:

At 1/30/13 10:19 PM, selena wrote: Yes, I was also hoping this was a food thread :(

Me too :(

I did also.

What kind of asshole made this thread anyways?!

At 1/30/13 10:19 PM, selena wrote: Yes, I was also hoping this was a food thread :(

Me too :(

At 1/30/13 10:16 PM, notYert wrote: im constantly eating dick

Spotted dick?

pussy?

I never have :(

At 1/30/13 10:08 PM, Chdonga wrote: I didn't even know NG was blacked out. I spent the last several hours getting lip from my parents.

Kinky.

At 1/30/13 10:05 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I played through Mega Man 2 and fucked around with some other NES games.

Kinky.

At 1/30/13 10:04 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Stamper put his laptop on the server rack, because his desk was too sticky, and then jacked it to gay porno.
His semen gunked up the internals and Tom cleaned it out with his tongue. Not because he had to, he wanted to.

Ah. Shoulda known.

Masturbated violently. Told myself not to stop until ng was back. Climaxed 8 times. Feeling light-headed.