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Earth, sky, and ocean
fuse under overwhelming
and obscure vigor.

The idea is as simple as the title -- I plan to write a haiku a day here. Feel free to join in.

There's only one rule for those who wish to take part, and that is that you must take long, soul-cleansing sips of herbal tea for each haiku you post to this thread. Don't think that there will be no consequences for breaking this rule. And don't think that I won't know, because I will know.

Here goes the first one...

The fresh grass quivers
under the chilling night's wind.
It misses the sun.

*sips tea*

Was referred by Amaranthus

Hi writers, call me Omer.
I would like to write haikus.
Past writing experience spans the entirety of my high school career (which sounds like a lot but really is not).
My greatest strength is my bench press, while my greatest weakness is my laziness.

Enjoy your milk in a bag

What's wrong with milk in a bag?

Been a while. Try this out

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  Erotobots by Elephly

  Music for a robot strip club.

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I realize this is basically just as counter productive as saving everything, but for 3 days I 0'd every submission I saw... I only got 1 blam point. -_-
We should celebrate when we see blams IMO

Jesus

nahh, there's lots I hope to improve, I wouldn't say I'm disappointed at this point though.

In uni right now first year comp sci. First semester I was ace, did all my work (mostly), got high grades. This semester I'm a little more concerned, but I'm pulling it together again so I should end up with a 10.0 GPA or higher. My advice to you, don't dick around even when you think you can dick around... shit fucks me over again and again :(

At 3/3/13 08:09 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Is that good or bad? Also, no, I'm not using one

Meh, it's alright I guess. I'm just more used to 1920 by 1080

At 3/3/13 05:55 PM, MidoriKatsu wrote: I'm really light. It helps with learning gynastics though. Do you all lift weights?

Oh damn I used to do gymnastics! I quit years back though because I broke my hand right before nationals and got really depressed about it. :| Kinda wish I still did it, but I'm too poor lol

Oh, and like 5'9" and 140lbs.

At 3/3/13 07:22 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Finally removed the virus and decided to get a Vinyl Scratch background. Pretty awesome in my opinion

DAT ASSsssspect ratio, are you using a thinkpad?

Hmm, I guess if it was really nice, and not like on her face then... sure. I think I'm indifferent.

Body slam, bullet seed, flee (does that count as a move?)

At 3/2/13 01:16 AM, Nitro24 wrote: Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise

lol fuck this skipping business is happening too much. Anyway, big fan of Smashing Pumpkins.
Automatic 9/10

At 3/2/13 01:05 AM, Viper50 wrote: Dinosaur Jr. - See It On Your Side

Oh my god. Straight amazing, seriously interested now. Time to research Dinosaur Jr.
9.5/10

REO Speedwagon - Take It On The Run

At 3/2/13 12:58 AM, Ryanson wrote: Something different for me... maybe.

0_0 That was so... confusing. I dunno, it was different... but I loved it lol. How did that voice come from that guy?
9/10 I dunno that was interesting lol.

Capsule - Hello

At 3/2/13 12:04 AM, Viper50 wrote: Dinosaur Jr. - On The Way

Hm, for the music style and genre, I didn't really feel like the singer fit, but I liked the music. 8/10

Oh god, I know this is gonna receive a low score, but I'm obsessed with Capsule right now...
Capsule - Sugarless Girl

At 3/2/13 12:34 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Sounds nice over there.

Meh, it's pretty cool, but there are way too many hipsters.

Man, if someone pretended to kick my dog, I would pretend to pretend to kick them right in the nuts.
Seriously though, I feel sorry for you if you are honestly constantly surrounded by people like this. Maybe I'm naive, but I feel as though I am fortunate enough to have not met a whole lot of that kind of people in my life. Maybe it's just Canada though, everyone's nice here. But again seriously, don't get depressed about shitheads like that. Try your best to ignore that shit. (unless they actually kick your dog, then you have the right to shoot the guy in the foot... or at least, you do in Canada).

Nah, if I cloned myself, I wouldn't be down for anal, or even to make out. We would definitely jerk each other off though.

I think the only people I've seen on ng are like, selena, sean, tom, wade, luis... and that's about it.
So obviously, being the straight man I am, I'm gonna have to give this one to luis

It's Microsoft. What do you expect?

At 2/27/13 09:56 PM, STEM wrote: congrats on going 18 years without having a job

*SUCCESS*

I don't understand taxes. Never done them, never gotten any returns...

I hate grudges... they gave me nightmares.

At 2/25/13 11:29 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Oh yeah, how do ya' like that? Hot and steamy enough for ya'? Look at dem' curves.

Mmmmm. Dat sigma. *Rising Erection*

At 2/25/13 11:03 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 2/25/13 10:49 PM, NightOwl wrote: My thoughts.

This so much. Nothing beats the power of sexual suggestive thoughts.

I'm slowly getting worse at that though... what do I do?

I didn't start fapping till I was 17.

And look at how shitty my life has gotten in the last year...