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At 12/31/12 12:09 AM, daethdrain wrote:

At 12/31/12 12:05 AM, tox wrote:

you're fucking retarded you must have autism or something. please do not even reply with your fucking aspergers post because I WILL NOT READ THAT SHIT.

^ so mad! xD

this is exactly why i always come prepared with grown-up diapers, so you can quickly strip down, put em on, sit on her lap, and commence the sucking

At 12/30/12 04:31 PM, PrincessLuna wrote: Last time I measured, around eight inches, but I imagine it was a good day for me.

since you're more keen on being recognized as a woman, would you still feel a sort of pride in knowing that your dick is bigger than mine?

well... i dont really remember lyrics to shit, so sometimes i try to sing, but mostly i just whistle, i've got much better range and i dont have to be bothered to remember lyrics, i just have to know the melody yano? sometimes i also accompany it with some percussion, either slapping of the thighs, abs, or rhythmic masturba- oh wait, sorry, i forgot you didnt want to know about that...

At 12/30/12 03:06 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 12/30/12 03:02 PM, Elephly wrote: I thought girls loved my flappy foreskin! D: It makes the cock-slap more enjoyable; when the tip hits the right side of the face, the skin whips around and smacks the left side... was I wrong all this time?

lol, I can't tell if you're serious or not, or both

man Im dead serious, I actually just got the skin pierced with a ball stud to add more weight so potentially I could wrap all the way around, you know, hit myself in the dick with my own dick.

I was never serious.

At 12/30/12 02:53 PM, Xenomit wrote: Being circumcised does make it more enjoyable for your partner, though.

I thought girls loved my flappy foreskin! D: It makes the cock-slap more enjoyable; when the tip hits the right side of the face, the skin whips around and smacks the left side... was I wrong all this time?

uncircumcised here, and i can honestly say i dont really have an opinion on that. i mean my parents act like its kind of a terrible thing, but what the fuck would i care if they'd done it anyways right? it makes no difference to me. i heard you get more feeling without foreskin, so maybe im missing out in that sense, but... not like im gonna do anything about it lol

At 12/30/12 02:26 PM, Xenomit wrote: Injustice has nothing to do with that. That's just complete civil collapse.

fair enough

At 12/30/12 02:23 PM, Xenomit wrote: I don't need justification for anything, justice is actually kinda retarded.

let's all go kill eachother then!

common knowledge ma boy

At 12/29/12 12:47 PM, saqwert wrote: Join me as I embark on no fap '13. I started already, already got a day down. Maybe you'll gain some feeling back
I also lost some sensitivity today because I hit myself in the dick with a cat toy. I'm definitely pissing blood. Needless to say I kicked the cat across the room

I'm totally in, hit my cat in the dick with a sex toy as initiation

whenever i go out by myself, i feel badass somehow, like everyone else around is witnessing the serious shit i have to take care of. but if i ever actually run into someone i know, then its just awkward, cause the serious shit im taking care of really isnt that serious... it is most likely pretty shitty though

josh.com > chris.com

look who called it

At 12/28/12 01:24 AM, Viper50 wrote: Hmm never heard that before xD
But I liked it so.....8/10

I was listening to this right before I started that video.
Core - Edge City

WOW I LOVE IT! At least 9/10 I'd give it. So jam yo. I've got a wide range in taste for music though, I like pretty much everything... so here's mine! Buckethead - Lurker at the Threshold

boom Leo

but i prefer my chinese zodiac, the dog

It's got to be that song at the end of Deck'd 3 by Dom Fera.

At 12/28/12 01:03 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: A kickstarter? How the hell would a kickstarter help? Newgrounds is already up and operational a kickstarter is an absolutely useless and stupid idea.

haha so true

believe it or not i was more of a youtube guy before. i knew about newgrounds first, but i wasnt really actively into it. a few years back though i got really into newgrounds over youtube, i guess i just like the community better or something. even so, its hard to get people to take an interest (especially my friends... they're stubborn)

When I was a lot younger, I used to think I had such a tough life, so I thought about it a couple times, but I was the kind of person to think something like, "the fact that I can deal with all of this just makes me levels better than everyone else.. I'M AWESOME!" As I grew up I think I got a little more reasonable, now I don't consider it at all. It's as you suggested for me, when I was a kid I was just much more unhappy.

At 12/26/12 12:17 AM, TehFayth wrote:

At 12/25/12 10:27 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 12/25/12 10:12 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:

At 12/25/12 10:01 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote:

Nice, Guy. He's changed a lot.

A very nice young. He gave me a cookie once.

A indian black chicks (<3)

Probably likes anime like me.

Gonna say he's a pretty chill dude. Tryin to make everyone think he's a bad speller, but really he's a national spelling bee champion.

At 12/26/12 12:15 AM, Viper50 wrote: It's been like that since they made the Playlist stuff.

Why are people constantly making threads about this when I've seen this same thread a bunch of times in the past few days? And besides if you find a bug why not mention it in the thread that was made JUST for the bugs? That IS what it's for....

guess people dont spend enough time actually searching for other threads addressing the same issues...

guilty

would it help if i said that its perfectly okay and you really shouldnt feel bad afterwards? theres a lot of things about masturbating that are good for you, but if you have some sort of addiction, that is when you may need to drop it a little...

i asked for itunes giftcards and wired xbox360 controllers (for developing purposes).

i got that as well as dat assassins creed 3 and dat halo 4. also a shitload of chocolate. really its all good but now these videogames are going to be distracting me for the next little while when i should be working... D:

runnnnn! seriously, run for a really long time, you dont have to go fast, just go for as long as you feel like, and feel free to bring music. try to think of it like its for no particular reason too. it really helps me. whenever i face failure after failure and start sinking till i hit rock bottom, i'll stop and just start running. it makes me clear my head and feel as if i'm really living. as if im reaching back to the essence of what life should be. it makes me feel like i can do something too, that im not so worthless. seriously try it. i've faced a lot of failure in life, but ive also seen success, and im telling you it always comes to me after i take some time to reboot like this.

i never thought for a second that the world would end on the 21st. i did however think it would be pretty cool to happen... by that I mean, i kinda imagined it as a challenging survival scenario type deal. kinda just let my imagination run, i mean, in any survival situation i'd probly end up dying pretty quickly, but i like to imagine i'd be awesome

i was just about to post about this, cant sort anything (movies, games, art) by maturity category, anyone know what's up?

At 12/24/12 08:14 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: So as long as the porn you're watching is Christmas themed there's nothing wrong with it.

thank you for the great idea

merry christmas tom and NG! i think i ate too much turkey...

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