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Hmm, I think I'd just hang tight at home, play music, have senile sex with my future wife, make games as a hobby, try to stay fit, and go to the pub a lot. I imagine it would be kinda like my life as it is now, except without the sex and pub trips... no money or girl yet, and gotta be 19 to drink legally.

At 1/6/13 06:57 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: Let's put it this way: when you're eighty years old on your deathbed are you gonna be thinkin' about your whistle?

Are you fucking kidding me of course. What are your priorities in life? pshh

At 1/6/13 06:58 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How come your's is garbage?

Being the good Samaritan that I am, I thought I was doing the portal good in making an honest effort to flag some reviews you see. Turns out I'm actually just fucking retarded...

...to try to get my whistle back to normal? It seems impossible to find abusive reviews for one thing...

depends on how good the song is i guess. if i like the song i could probly listen to it like 20 times, but if i REALLY fucking love the song (2112 - Rush is my favourite), then i may never get tired of it

electric piano

sure

At 1/6/13 11:13 AM, Ericho wrote: Try to beat this game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143

already did.

At 1/6/13 11:07 AM, selena wrote: Masturbate until you're tired. Cum, then sleep.

that's um... actually what i ended up doing lol

At 1/6/13 10:23 AM, Havegum wrote:

i honestly love seeing these kinds of replies! even though i'm no longer bored as fuck (was kinda just a bad day yesterday), i like replies like this cause it's like, even having to scroll through all the jokes and crap (like the two "kill yourself"s above yours) there's still some "sincere" looking posters. it's not like i get offended at all when people tell me to kill myself or mess with me, i mean its the fucking internet for christ sake! but still i think its always nice to see people being serious.

anyways, music and programming are my thing, so mayyyyyyyyybe i should give some art a try right? i dunno, i've done some pretty cool artistic stuff before, but to get any sort of quality, it takes me so damn long D: anyway, thanks for at least looking like you care

a man and a women kissing. blech! that gives me shivers and makes me just want to puke thinking back on it... but it was so hot at the time

At 1/6/13 09:18 AM, HighWay wrote: Frank Black - Los Angeles

hm, i kinda liked it. 7/10 even though i think that may be a little high. oh well

here's DZ Deathrays - No Sleep

nah i think i've decided that for the rest of my life i'm just gonna sit here in this spot and eat non stop. and provoke was right, i've been lying to you all, i just have a basement full of bitches waiting to fuck me

At 1/5/13 10:29 PM, NG420PRO wrote: the earth is square moron

oh fuck i forgot

At 1/5/13 10:05 PM, JLCL01 wrote: As someone else suggested, try to read up on how to make a game. I'm currently in the process of reading Stencyl's wiki so I can get a better grasp of how to handle the program.

i'm in a game development university program and was actually working on something all day lol.
and while i'd love to build a computer, im a little short on cash...

bank account balance: $2.64

oh my god... are you guys serious? tell me you're all joking right? SPACE DOESN'T EXIST! its a conspiracy! a hoax! you're all fucking morons if you dont know that the earth is flat

no no no you're all fools. i've figured it out. one must simply conform and BECOME a lethargic slob.
now i'll see you all later, i'm goin to make some fatty foods

At 1/5/13 07:12 AM, Cootie wrote: I read it as "NG V-Card Exchange". I was excited.

(

fuck if only

wut

At 1/5/13 07:28 PM, Elephly wrote: Just the mention of getting a job brings me to tears.

man you dont even know...

At 1/5/13 07:27 PM, w33zl wrote: Not being a lethargic slob might help.

lol where did you get the idea i was a slob? that's funny

At 1/5/13 07:22 PM, Sequenced wrote: go find a job

fuck you that's a touchy subject

I agree it was fucking awesome. Best movie I've seen all year... even though its the first movie I've seen all year. But ya, my favourite part was when Django deceives the mine slavers and as one of them hands him his gun, he quickly shoots the two in front of him and then shoots the guy carrying all the TnT. Oh man that was perfect, I came a little when I saw that in theatres last night. So did my friend beside me. We're both straight males, but the cum was perfectly acceptable...

At 1/5/13 07:19 PM, Sequenced wrote: learn how to make games.

haha funny you should say that... been doing that the majority of the day though

Come on newgrounds, I'm fucking dying here. General seems boring to me right now, fuck reading a book, I'm not cool enough to be getting laid atm, and I can't be playing videogames. I need sure fire ways to free myself from this boredom! Otherwise I'm probly just gonna pop some pills and sleep.

my friends hate me because i like all music

I sure hope he's not dead. He and I were old school mates.

At 1/5/13 03:44 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 1/5/13 03:40 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/5/13 03:24 PM, Elephly wrote: my house and everything in it when it burned

That would traumatize any child with a prized toy collection.

fuck parents and siblings and pets and homes, FUCK I BETTER HAVE MY GOD DAMN TOYS BY THE END OF THE DAY

i didnt mind

my house and everything in it when it burned

At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouth

sexy

lolwut, i didnt know there were people who didnt use toilet paper... so yes, i do

At 1/5/13 01:53 AM, EmmaVolt wrote: Provoke.

Reference:

why does she have to be gay?! :,(

At 1/4/13 06:56 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/4/13 06:54 PM, Elephly wrote:

You should see what he can do with a fondue set and adult size cuddle me Elmo.

its fine i already know just about all there is you can do with an adult size cuddle me elmo. im curious about this fondue however... *licks lips*