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At 1/11/13 09:21 PM, T3XT wrote: Shit on her face first.

But that will ruin the meal...

I think it's all kind of fun. Like a game... that I'm currently losing... :')

Congrats winners!

Physically, I could probably be perfectly well off. I'm just dumb as fuck and think I might have a hard time adapting. I'd probably die of starvation or eating something poisonous really quickly.

155 am I popular yet?

I'm a social ninja. I feel awkward as fuck but apparently trick people into thinking I'm not socially awkward... somehow.

stealthy

Eat. But im not fat i swear.

At 1/10/13 06:12 AM, Skaren wrote: Adventure Time and Regular Show have become like Invader Zim, on one hand I feel like they might actually be worth watching, but all of the cancerous scene-girl meme bullshit has caused me to step away. I enjoyed Invader Zim a lot, but I caught it before the bullshit Hot Topic popularity surge.

You hipster you...

uhh... guys? I thought we'd been living on this the whole time...

Where were you when I was arguing with my parents about why I shouldn't be going to school?

At 1/8/13 10:09 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Be glad that you don't fall asleep in a position that is fatal. Ordinarily the body won't allow it but if deeply unconcious from some drug / gas then it can happen.

Or falling out of the bed. My buddy broke his arm that way lol.

At 1/8/13 08:59 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I think not even a prostitute would wait 2 hours for you to cum.

nah they do, they just charge extra

Ah, I'd almost forgotten to make a formal entry and introduction. I'm Man-bat. Hi! My hobbies consist of uncontrollably turning were-bat at the most unpredictable of times as well as being a dick and attacking Batman when it's least convenient for him. At the moment I seem stable, but I could change at any time.
- yoroshiku onegai shimasu

At 1/8/13 08:57 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'd skullfuck someone in a cemetery for 5k

I see what you did there.

I thought it was the dude on the right, only riding a polar bear... also I'm sure it's a character from something, only I don't know from what. Could be wrong though, but ya, no fucking way that's Mr. Popo. ur retaredd n00b

At 1/8/13 08:38 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 1/8/13 08:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Would you spend the night at the cemetary?

I'd do it for shits and giggles.

this.

At 1/8/13 08:26 PM, SmartyPants wrote: They said I would miss my family.

I never miss at point blank range.

She spilt the milk.

I spilt her blood.

Sounds like you're feeling quite vengeful.

I'm no physician, but when I slept funny and couldn't turn my head to the left, I just kept my neck straight all day and as relaxed as possible, and then slept on my back and the next day the pain was gone. Since that was the worst neck pain I've ever felt in my life, I'm gonna go ahead and say not moving it works pretty well, but I don't know for certain.

lol why have there been so many bieber threads lately? i'm gonna be honest i didnt even read this one

They're a blessed creature are they not? I love cats.

I hope yous don't mind if I go around with this sig and icon pretending I'm in the crew.

sell jewellery for more than it's worth. my mom does it all the time

At 1/7/13 07:06 PM, Piemix wrote: yes, that was a terrible pic selection

it was the best pic selection

we should all have a bath salt party

At 1/7/13 02:21 PM, XD0042006 wrote: I choose love I dont even care about sex tbh i just want someone to cuddle with me and kiss me under the covers in my bed at night.

*sigh*

To the rescue? Love, I choose you.

sushi is delicious, don't get me wrong, buuuuuuuut i won't go so far as to say that it's "the nectar of the gods" (the fuck?), i mean, i've had some pretty shitty sushi before...

holy fuck OP nearly 50k posts. is the amount of posts you have proportional to how much sex you dont have?

At 1/7/13 07:17 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: What do that even mean? All music is my music. Judge it on how it sounds. You don't need to compare it to any other electronic songs. Not my kind of music is such a cope out. I listen and enjoyed your tracks.

well i think he's allowed to have his own taste in music and rate according to that. we don't have to be completely open-minded.

At 1/6/13 07:03 PM, Kwing wrote: Abusive reviews are extremely easy to find. Find something that's popular, especially a parody, then sort through the reviews by score given and look at people who gave the lowest scores. Just make sure that the reviews are dated after the first redesign in 2007, otherwise they don't count.

Thanks, I'll see you tomorrow with my Deity whistle.