At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, ViZi wrote: Why the fuck would she fall to the floor because she got hit in the eye?

Just asking.

If I was blind I'd prefer to be kneeling than standing, less vulnerable to low flying planes you can't see.

It won't necessarily be twice as fast because there are other factors. Similar to how if you shine a small light, then a massive light on a plant the difference in light intensity won't be proportional to the difference in growth because there are other factors limiting it.

It also can't necessarily be said that the higher the better if you include different models. Remember how a 2.2Ghz AMD single core 64 was competitive with Pentium 4s that had 3+.

You should appreciate being cooked anything at all, rather than complaining.

If you're going to be so annoyed by it then go and buy your own food, cook it yourself, and eat somewhere else.

At 11/24/09 04:50 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: It smells like a lock.

Your parents are too protective.

At 11/23/09 05:35 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/23/09 05:33 PM, Ejit wrote: Scientists know more than you about science.

Science is but an organized system of ignorance.

I can spout shit too.

I don't even know what you're trying to say, the nature of science is searching for truth. That carbon dioxide and other gasses warm the atmosphere isn't debateable anymore.

Scientists know more than you about science.

At 11/22/09 06:26 PM, Dew wrote:

At 11/22/09 05:47 PM, Ejit wrote: Boring twats

no u

You're alright, i like how your sig is what your username is.

Boring twats

It's annoying shit.

Idolising it is stupid. It's silly little fairy tales.

At 11/21/09 06:24 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Chsst and I've already had some helpful advice

Phyeah, I have it on good suspicion that CitricSquid owns SomethingAwful and is just a big scammer.

Chsst you're asking people who enjoy forums you don't enjoy which other forums they enjoy.

Chsst

At 11/21/09 02:11 PM, liljim wrote: I'm not interested in the "AIM sucks, get MSN" argument, btw - all of those who I care to talk to use AIM, so that kind of advice won't help.

I don't see why that means we can't have MSN addresses in our profiles, you utter bastard.

You have to be a proper retard to just refer to orientals as Asians.

At 11/21/09 07:43 AM, Leidolfr wrote: [ none of the women ive been with have had umm....any hair there, so, yeah ]

Someone contact the authorities

At 11/20/09 06:00 PM, windowskiller wrote: Here are a few things on NG I don't understand?

1.What are auras?Like I know what they are, but I don't get what they represent.

Basically choose which colour you like most.

At 11/20/09 05:46 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Literally the first thing I noticed.

You're seeing what you want to see.

fag

At 11/20/09 04:09 PM, DeIirium wrote: Wow are you fucking serious.
Thanks for saving me from the extremely physically challenging endeavor that is opening the door, moron.

Did you just get angry about people opening doors for you?

At 11/20/09 04:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: i can balance my bbs post on dick van dyke

Answer me on Google Wave...yer f

At 11/20/09 04:00 PM, Piss wrote: Well I never balanced anything as a hobby, but I often find myself daydreaming funny situations, such as a poorly produced talkshow in which the guest continually turns towards the wrong camera, never having his front facing the camera, and wearing tennis glasses.

Hilarious.

I like drawing fancy boxed capital letters at the start of paragraphs.

It's worse when you hold a door open for somebody and they don't say thanks.

At 11/20/09 03:58 PM, Sevkat wrote: I can stack my foot up your ass

Bet you can't balance me on it though.

Cosmetic surgery to implant hymen's has been around for a long time already. It's a bit weird.

Balancing stuff on other stuff is pretty much my foremost hobby, it's great fun and can be played anywhere.

Today, I balanced a full 500ml bottle on a metal rail, stood another 500ml bottle on top of that bottle, stood a pen on top and then put a sock over my structure. It looked fantastic, people were admiring it as they walked by.

What can you do, though?

By the way, Kensington is a really rich area, and there are loads of tourists around, let alone foreign embassys, so racism really isn't going to be an issue there.

Kensington is a lovely place :).

Jonathan Ross

Awfully biased and not in the least bit related to IQ.

I don't swear in my home, don't know why. I think I said bugger in school when I was young and got a bit told off.

It's generally the other way round for me, I ask my mum not to swear.

jackgrayner@gmail.com

I'm just going to trawl through this thread and add anyone half decent.

Do more exercise; carry less.

Fuck youuuuuuu.