Madonna's

I'm always losing sleep because I get caught up punching myself in the face too.

At 7/24/08 07:24 AM, LampFace wrote: Cool even though i don't know what bridge you are on about as i have never been to Bristol.

the big one

the big bridge

tap tap tap

when does it start?

At 7/24/08 05:56 AM, The-Great-One wrote: You've got Zerok and right next him is Zendra. Afterwards we head on over to Mr. bigbadron By because if he goes insane Stamper will save the day. We've got liljim Joe is at table twelve eating cake with the Terminator, The-Great-One Rucklo and SardonicSamurai. TomFulp and WadeFulp and some other random guy...

You fucking suck up.

Chluaid sounds nice though, shloo-ade :).

ikiijijijiojijijij

At 7/24/08 04:21 AM, Chippythechipmonk wrote: Why does every circumcised person feel the need to assure everyone they're not a Jew?

I'm not even circumsised, I just wanted to say I'm not a Jew.

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

Yes, not jew.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Floor :x.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Other - Once per 3 days.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

If I'm not interupted, always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Never.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

No.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Evening.

Fiiiiiiillllllleeeeerrrrrrr ttttttteeeeeexxxxxxxtttttttttt.

Sounds kind of cool.

Newgrounds' sever farm :D.

At 7/22/08 06:47 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: The news lady is obviously cut out of something and that kinda stuff bothers me. I don't really feel like shopping anything anyways. Good day.

He magic wanded what was on the screen.

<3 kaywire

At 7/22/08 06:43 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 7/22/08 06:39 PM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: They don't use dollars in the UK. The equivalent would be in pounds(lb).

WAIT HOW DID I MISS THAT

lollll, lbs? Hahah.

At 7/22/08 06:39 PM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: They don't use dollars in the UK. The equivalent would be in pounds(lb).

USD is the currency used for oil :(.

At 7/22/08 06:40 PM, gamerdakota wrote: 10 a gallon? Holy fuck. No, your about 6 bucks off.

No he isn't, why would you know, you're from fucking dakota lol.

It is about 10.

Catoblepas' hair is sooo much more awesome than that, it's like a foot longer.

Funk-Reggae makes my hair grow faster.

At 7/22/08 06:11 PM, Tramps wrote: Increases by about 18 a second.

I'd expect it to be more than that. A lot more.

No, it's just pathetic.

Bangs, skinny jeans, the emo stuff maybe.

Someone's been watching 8 out of ten cats :x.

I wouldn't shave it.

At 7/22/08 01:29 PM, UnknownFear wrote: What the fuck are you talking about?

The songs at the end of albums, that are usually on the same track as the last song, and have about a minute gap between them.

Yeah, secret songs are just lame, full stop.

Never heard a good one, and any band that uses them are just pretentious self adoring fags.

HOLY SHIT BANNER ADS LIE SOMETIMES?

OMFG

I hate this golden aura shit fad too.

I don't think anybody that's ever read or written a guide to being cool can ever be that.

I like bluehippos, assuming it means afro-niga productions :D

Fucking Dawn French :(.

FIND THE FUCKING CAMERA

At 7/22/08 11:16 AM, Funky-F15 wrote: 2 monitors @ 2048 x 1536

funkeh approves

Lol I hate to think what the pixel aspect ratio is for that.

I've always used 750px width. Some sites look really nice thinner though, like 600.

I'm pretty sure standard res nowadays is 1280x1024 though, as it's the maximum for most 17" monitors, which are the norm, if not 19".

At 7/21/08 07:48 PM, AwesomeRific wrote:

At 7/21/08 07:42 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 7/21/08 07:35 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: LOL FAIL

LOL FANBOY

how am I a fanboy? They're the same brand.

LOL MORON.

You're a moron, if you think that being a fanboy only applies to brands, and not specific products.

Fanboy is a term used to describe an individual who is devoted to a single point of view

My Logitech won't let me single click :(.