When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

it was around 1998 I believe, when the assassin series was popular. Those flash games were mad fun to the angsty teenager

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The games of course. They have a nostalgic value, I think it was the hokeyness that drew me to them, it felt hilarious at the same time as it being violent. Once flash movies like Yoda's blowjob and the Reading Rainbow series came along started coming in I was sold. Cartoons like this were fresh and new!!

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

Hahaha one day wouldn't be enough from what I've seen. But I've adamantly been against the PM system, and I'd love to see a redesign sooner than later. I'd also change the comment system of the art portal to be more forum-like.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

Nope, Newgrounds has only been improving. =) The only thing I'd like to see come back are artists that haven't made much lately, like Jim Ether.

This thought crossed my mind when we decided on the shirt. I thought, what if people think it's completely sexual and got offended?

Glad to know I was right.

In all seriousness, this sucks. I'm sorry this happened. At least you don't have to go to school for a while hehehehe

Pirate Contest Whatever, by Egoraptor Type: SongGenre: Voice Acting

My account was messed up so I had to resubmit it.

So what are you retarded 13 year olds think I should put in my next cartoon?

I did one teehee

Hey I made one okay cool guys

Pirate Entry Whatever, by Egoraptor Type: SongGenre: Voice Acting

I need to be cleared for audio yay.

I would just like to confirm these statements. All true. I was simply broken hearted that Chile's didn't have peanut butter. I plan to bring a jar to my next burger fueled outing so I can sink my teeth into that succulent savage once more.

It's a shame Serpent's Grave didn't make it.

God I thought that Ad was a buttplug or a dildo or something I got really scared because I read the title and it said "Madness preloader" and the first thing I saw was a big pink dick with a smiley face.

But then I saw the awesome one and it was AWESOME.

Kinda reminds me of the Castle Crashers portraits!

Thanks guys!

But my birthday is January 6th.

Fucking awesome, Dan. These look great.

I can't help but think that doorway looks like a vagina.

I really don't know if anyone's said this yet, but I would have really liked to see each judge's ideas of why the winners were picked. Since Newgrounds is a place where feedback is such a prominent part of the spirit, I really think people would be interested in seeing what the judges had to say just like how the Munny winners were discussed.

I love black people.

Oh God, please stop mentioning me. I am years upon years away from winning an Oscar for my shit. It's stupid video game parodies. People in the internets like it. It is not Academy worthy.

It's, like, embarrassing that people are saying that I could win an Oscar. I mean, I appreciate the support but....

... c'mon

What a righteous post.