1,793 Forum Posts by "Edvin"
At 7/24/06 07:29 AM, Old_Style_Clock wrote: well he's got a point..... not to be mean or anything it is very annoying when people sign their posts. If we wanna know your name just scroll to the top of your post.
Tell that to Luis, he always signs his posts. Oh right you can't, HE'S A MOD! And he has power over you..
At 7/24/06 07:21 AM, -Veng3ance- wrote: also, stop signing your posts. its gay.
Vengeance is a nazi.
At 7/23/06 04:20 AM, -Rohedin- wrote: PS. Who likes my new sig picture?
Nobody and if you don't like mine you're gay.
At 7/20/06 05:45 PM, agentandrew63 wrote: Hey Tom, have you seen Maddox and Tomorrow's Nobody yet? I heard they also got a spot at the comic-con.
Yeah Maddox is gonna present his new comic!
At 7/18/06 08:13 AM, Kenney wrote:At 7/18/06 08:02 AM, Ninja-chicken wrote: art doesnt matterYou really hurt me with that...ANYWAYS I'm working on it and I'm doing graphics. Ze END!
Don't use 'ze' for you are not french. Only Toast and I may use it.
At 7/1/06 05:33 PM, Daagah wrote: GO FRANCE!
yeah that ;D
At 6/30/06 02:09 PM, Skilla wrote: i'd have to disagre or whatever the f*** that word is yea but its actually about "154.39 HOURS" spaking hypithiticly
spelling?!
Anyways, I can't work more than a month on a project, it just bores me too much afterwards...
At 6/25/06 06:29 PM, Engelsman wrote: i'd hit that
french women: the horror... the horrrroorrrrrrr!!!
touché! :D
At 6/25/06 06:18 PM, Engelsman wrote:
hairy women
LOL brits.
At 6/25/06 06:13 PM, pt9_9 wrote: http://www.slate.com/id/2113911/
That's just bullshit.
French women > American women
To prove it, BEHOLD... Adriana Karembeu!
At 6/25/06 05:59 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: *kicks a frog*
Why the french think they have such great food? They don't. They just fry everything in butter and then serve every meal with wine so you're too drunk to notice you're eating crap.
We have great food. You just have no taste. Go back to Taco Bell. Fatty.
Only a Frenchman would look at a lobster and go "HMMM... yes, that would be GREAT boiled alive, and then drenched in garlic and butter!" Maybe it's just me, but when I see what's basically a giant sea scorpion/cockroach thing, the LAST thing on my mind is what it tastes like after I boil it alive.
Lobsters are great (see above)
Furthermore, french women have never developed pit shaving technology. I don't think I need to get into that one.
Yeah well Slim Fast doesn't seem to work very well!
At 6/25/06 05:55 PM, White_hole wrote: hey wait, didnt you guys gloriously and bravely surrender after a couple of weeks when the germans invaded? Also de gaulles resistance was gloriously crap.
The government surrendered! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
you can shut up what so ever.
At 6/25/06 05:35 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: this is a joke thread, right?
how does a person become as arrogant as you?
instead of saying america thinks they are the central of the world, think about what you are saying...
I did think about what I was thinking you nazi! You can shut up what so ever!
At 6/25/06 05:08 PM, Engelsman wrote: I didn't realise so many americans hated the french, i knew everyone in Britain hates france cause of history and shit.
UK > France
Don't get me started on the UK. Don't.
I've seen tons of topics on this section of the NG BBS bitching about how France sucks and how Frenchmen are overconfident little bastards! Well I'm sick of it, it's time to prove your sorry asses wrong!
I'll give you 10 reasons why France > the USA!
Let the glorifying commence! >:[
(I will not put any capital letter on the word 'america' cause it doesn't deserve the amount of effort needed to push the shift key)
1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods. First of all, you americans love us so much, you name your fries, your toast, kisses, and your mustard brands after us! In the US, I see loads of fancy french restaurants, yet, in France, the only thing you guys brought us is MacDonalds, Pizza Hut, KFC and Burger King! Stop with the invading! Because of shitty fast foods, our obesity rate sky-rocketed since 1960 (the date in which the first american fast food "restaurant" was set up in France)! Suck it Uncle Sam!
2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup! Maybe our team sucks this year, but at least we got to the second round! Our players aren't drugged athletes like Lance Armstrong. Good thing he stopped the 'Tour de France', always the same doped asshole winning made it so lame and boring! Speaking of steroids, baseball totally sucks, america is the only country who plays it, except for Japan, yet you claim to be the World Champions! Now explain why Japan owned america during the last World Baseball Classic?!
3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!
4. France invented perfume. Without us, Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Jean Paul Gautier and L'Oréal woudln't exist and you female americans would smell like rotten dead corpses!
5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas
6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.The worst thing we ever had is a Heat Wave once in a while and He's actually doing us a favor by killing off the old people who stink cause they don't buy our sexy perfumes!
7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!
8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer, but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls! Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!
9. This.
10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..
I love France.
If you don't like it, then you're an asshole. Or gay. Your choice!
Just because Tom Fulp got sick because of our awesome food doesn't mean you have to hate us!
Hey Luis, do you remember when you received Gabe Devlin's entry so I can see how long it took for you to get his entry.. I'm staying at his house over summer, and I was wondering when I had to send it approximately! Thanks in advance =)
You guys are all just jealous.. Stop with the ebaum hating!
At 6/11/06 12:16 PM, -Toast- wrote: Très aimable!
Lovely in French...
More 'adorable' than 'Très aimable'.
Weeee more shitty sigs.
Heh, make me one, I'm tired of the LS one, it's getting old...
At 6/10/06 09:00 AM, hypernova109 wrote: we thought it was an author
no poophead, BananaKnights!
At 6/10/06 07:24 AM, GhostExile wrote:At 6/10/06 04:48 AM, Shirt_Turtle wrote: I felt like drawing something surreal......Woops, I stared at it.. :(
Comments?
preview:
You now have cancer.
Nope not at all, they just froze his account randomly with 2000$ on it.
No really, Flux is slow, for what you pay, it shouldn't lag like that!
And about PayPal, I think they suck, freezing accounts for odd reasons.. Ask Ninja_Chicken, he'll tell you about it ;)
Weeeeee, my page just arrived!
The silly french mailman was like 'What does 'Don't Bend' mean?'
Bleh, France will never change!
At 6/10/06 02:23 AM, Altera wrote: Our servers are getting slow because of all the people using ArmorBot, we will soon get another dedicated server so everything runs smooth again.
That's because Flux sucks ;D
At 6/5/06 10:15 AM, -Toast- wrote: Haha, looks who's talking. In your site it seems like you've stucked everything that could interest people in one small page. It's messy... Also, none of the content there is actually yours.
lol blocked.
