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I think insomniac gonna deliver the goods with a better storyline. I'd like to see some sort concept not understood completely until the last few levels.

Some things to think about:

minions should be able to grab people in co-op too.

more destructive environment. I hate shootin' stuff like big trash cans and seeing no affect (like that ones in Manchester for 40p online. I'd like to be able roll that out and hide behind at the same time so I stop gettin sniped. oh yeah and the tank level needs to be more destructive.

new monsters (angels are good bosses, but I still feel they're too weak (I can getem with four well placed rockets) maybe like some half converted chimera, even more decrepited gray jacks, those rolling things need better AI, some gorilla type chimera would replace those useless dogs, way more scary.

Lastly, I'd like to get a little uncertainty in the enemy placement and actions (maybe I find them playing cards in a room and and then don't even have guns, they just sit and wait for me to kill them (they must have the same sense of 'we're fucked' that humans do) Then again, there should be an assassin or soemthing that sneaks up behind you.

WAIT WAIT

I WANT TO CLIMB BUILDINGS!!!!

Resistance 2 = Resistance: FOM + Assassin's Creed

Okay, Okay, Okay... I'll say it...

"Snake... It's not a cave demon, it's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab"

DEEEEAAAAM boi youz big as hell!

compensating for my lack of skill in all things musical.

A little song I like to call Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

tingly

It doesn't matter for the same reason that people disregard drinking ages, it's just so easy to do!

I thought something was up when everyone on here was either Swedish or from New Zealand. I'm goin' ta bed nig gas. Night yall.
From, Chicago with love.

I can write goodnight messages cuz there aren't any swedish mods on...

:: hahahahhahahahha! Swedish Mods! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHa!

I know I can't believe it either, he's makin' a comeback! First major label solo album since 1993!

The new album is called "Love Burns Brightest"

Here is a live recording that leaked out a few days ago in the studio for the song "Like a Car Wreck"

Rick Astley "Like a Car Wreck" Leak

I declare that this thread now and forever will hold the title of GREATEST FIRST FIVE POSTS EVER!!!

At 1/11/08 01:45 AM, Revanz wrote:
You fucking Wiitard! Xbox Fanboy! OMG! I HATE YOU! AHHH!

you sound like such a genuine ps3 player.

</sarcasm>

At 1/10/08 01:07 AM, AndrewRoss wrote:
Teacher(s) have indicated that Andrew has been absent in their classes a total of 126 times so far this school year. His absence from school is interfering with his success and he is in jeopardy of losing his credits for this semester.

I look forward to our upcoming meeting.

"I look forward to our upcoming meeting," it's like he's playing games with me. I might as well just ask to be expelled. Atleast I will have a whole year to myself.

dude 126 times.... It's not even like you're just tardy, you're not even there? Whatever grade level you in (if you're a junior or somethin you're screwed) you gotta pick up the pieces man. Get somethin' to tell yo kids.

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book

At 1/9/08 05:35 PM, TNTbox wrote:

At 1/9/08 04:32 PM, WORLDTHREAT wrote: Doesn't matter, I've just added you.

Cool beans.

Anyone seen the new LittleBigPlanet footage on the playstation blog?

Haha, so I get onto R: FOM and I think it's carb and snipe in manchester teams and I see you in my cross hairs, My thought, "wow, finally another nger gets on" I get so excited I drop my controller, and you shoot me. I can't find you the rest of the game to repay the favor but I was psyched. I was killed by an nger!

Anyone else here a mad r:fom player. Buddy me and den go onto team deathmatch carb and snipe on fridays or saturdays. I'll be the one snipin off 12 guys in a row.

At 1/9/08 05:02 AM, henke37 wrote: To be specific, the delete button has the insert button as it's second function.

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Retreat!? NO! We're advancing in a different direction!
General Douglas MacArthur

At 12/26/07 05:24 PM, Megalomaniak wrote:
No, it (death) doesn't. Think of how you dealt with 14+ billion years of pre-existence. Yeah, it didn't feel like anything, and Phantom doesn't feel anything if he's even dead.

yeah and think about how much post-existence I have to look forward to. It'll be hell compared to a measly 14 billion years

I messed up a calculator program just a little bit and I just have to add a *-1 in the parentheses, but what is supposed to be the space button doesn't move the programming over, it just deletes the character next to it. Help?

At 9/8/01 11:46 AM, TomFulp wrote:
Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:

lol I stopped reading right there with that incorrect usage of "whom". HAHAHAHAHAHA!

INTENSE GRAMMAR NAZI HUMOR ACTION!!!

God some of these responses are dumb.

Darkside, I applaud you for keepin' this going, if people aren't smart enough to see it, why let'em?

Burn the bitch and her wii!

No see America would never declare war on Britain.

First, we would prove that Gordon Brown is actually a facist dictator of Britain and the Queen is actually dead, and they're using her lifeless corpse as a puppet.

Second, we would bomb the house of commons and parliament even though G.B is already dead. Gotta make sure his relatives are too.

Third, the British people would welcome us as liberators!

At 12/27/07 12:09 AM, Jeffaro wrote: Get a cock ring and let her rip it off.

see this is the only guy that seems to get what's going on around here. You guys suck, I would totally forgive someone if they accidently pulled my prince albert out... wait. scratch that. fuck.

At 12/26/07 11:36 PM, mastergurosp wrote: You will probably remain friends if you guys have a good relationship. Although be extra nice and kind to her no matter how mean she may be to you. Trust me in 20 years you will have a hell of a laugh about this.

well, thanks anyway, but seeing as your fifteen, I don't know if I can trust you on the whole 20 year thing.

At 12/26/07 11:12 PM, Ceti wrote: That wouldn't happen.

I guess it's a case of wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't, did.

At 12/26/07 11:07 PM, TsukaharaAntariticus wrote: Seriously, the last thing you want to do now is ask to take pictures of it so you can post it on newgrounds.
That'll ruin your relationship for sure.

yea, I figured as much, but maybe some day in the near future.

I was the scariest moment of my life, I swear. She's in the hospital right now and so I'm trying to figure how to get through this without totally ruining our friendship. Any (and I mean any) suggestions are welcome cuz, well... you just don't see this happen everyday.

So my friend has this fairly large nose-ring (not a goth, in fact she doesn't even have pierced lobes), she got it over the summer cuz her boyfriend likes 'em. Unfortunately, she caught him cheatin' and so she dumped him. And well, against my better judgement, I've been teasing her relentlessly the past few months about the nose-ring that she got for her cheating boyfriend. That sounds really prickish, but she didn't mind and even laughed along sometimes. I would sometimes come up to her and just pretend to try to grab it, and sometimes actually would if she knew it was coming.

Well, me being the dumbass I am, decided to add an element of surprise today to my usual teasing. So she was over at my house, and I excused myself to the bathroom, and when I came back I sneaked behind her chair, got up close, reached and... GRaBBED iT!

Bad idea...

So she yanks her head back in surprise,banging her head against the back of the seat, with me still clinging on to the ring, the effect of the snap ripped a decent sized (you could probably form it into a circle with a dime diameter) in her nostril. Since nose tissue is pretty tough and stretchy, it didn't come completely off, and by that time I had let go with a chorus of "holy shits."

So she starts screamin' bloody murder, and then I do a possibly even dumber thing. I START APOLOGIZING on the spot. I just keep saying, "I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry," Til she screams, "Call a fuckin' ambulance!" So I did. They came in about ten minutes.

So how big is this? I was is too much of a panic to take pics with my cellcam, but when she gets back, is still my friend, and is somehow still in the christmas spirit, I'll make sure the first thing I ask is if I can take pics of the hole and post them on NG.

But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?

At 12/26/07 01:31 PM, sinns wrote: or just like a 4 part stick figure feature i think it would be pretty kewl

This is probably considered one movie released in parts as the guy makes em great series.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/cas tle.html

Seriously, death sucks. You just lie there, no sense of being or location, just staring at a white wall. ANd just when you think you see a little speck of dirt on the wall out of the corner of your eye. POW!!! It's gone.

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I've always thought opinions are best expressed through actionscript.

My greatest fear is to have them start typing like they talk.
"Oi! Wotcha' ekublai? Ya woodn' 'appen to 'ava morsel o' jackbit to spare? Oishe shay I gohtta nasty bit o' 'unger! Tanks loave! Wassa' bout a pint o' lager? tanks muchos amigo! Well, 'ere's mud in ya eye!"

Send shivers up and down my spine every time I think about it.

At 12/25/07 09:02 PM, ToiletPaperr wrote: Well, my christmas sucked ass. Yelling, screaming, arguing. Not even eating in the same room.

Two Scenarios Come to Mind:

1) Announcer: Hi we're here at the Peterson household. We've secretly replaced the fine, home-brewed coffee usually made here with Folger's Crystals. Let's see what happens.

2) Announcer: Let's see what happens when we leave A husband with Tourette's, a wife with severe ADHD, a son with Down Syndrome, and a daughter with Autism alone in a room on Christmas Day!

At 12/25/07 08:36 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Is it just me, or are black people devolving?

No.

Seriously.

No. That is a racist thought btw.

They used to be nice, articulate, and civilized.

Would you like to give me some nonstereotypical examples?

Now they're mumbling dumbasses, who don't accept education, and are easily persuaded to do things, shown in rap videos, due to their lack of reasoning, and judgment.

Accept education? Talk to me when our schools aren't manipulating test results in order to satisfy the No Child Left Behind Act, talk to me when education means education.

Know I'm actually doubting you're racist and thinking you're just an idiot. Please give me some examples of "easily persuaded to do things" Easily persuaded to do what? Deal drugs when they can't find a job? Do you really believe that jobs are just out there for the taking? There are literally no steady jobs for people in ghettos and public housing. What would you choose? A way out, or poverty?

Shown in rap videos? They're the artists who are trying to make a living, and their backup dancers are the girls who at the end of the day go back to live in public housing.

They also think they can do what ever the hell they want, but fail to get away with it, due to their lack of braincells.

K. This is racist since there is no logic to your arguments.

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of smart black people who are articulate, and think for themselves.

I actually some black friends, and they are smarter than me.

and have you told them your views on this issue. Since apparently these are the things that strive to not care about, they should applaud your opinion.

But there are also plenty of dumb ones.

And so when someone asks why our country is ranking below average in math and science, shout out, "Blame the minorities!"

I'm not racist.......

You say otherwise.

At 12/25/07 07:46 PM, Rambo26 wrote:

:Dat white ass racist son of a bitch family desrved it. Now get me some fried chicken and ribs Norbit .

Congratulations! You've just demonstrated why racism in response to racism is always discounted!