I don't fear death, the brotherhood welcomes it.

At 9/1/08 04:32 PM, Alukhard wrote: Sucks to be you.

In Santa's case, he sucks you.

Sniffing up diluted industrial adhesive through a straw totally gets you high.

At 9/1/08 04:20 PM, igott wrote: Pics or It didn't happen

Oh it happened, here is some shit off my security feed.

He came down my chimney drunk, burnt our couch and doussed the flames with his piss. He would drink our bleach and violently strike my mother repeatedly till he got bored, 5 minutes later he would repeat.

He began to masturbate violently, tying me up, forcing me to watch. I would close my eyes but everytime I did he would either whack me with his sack, whack me with his sack or violently rub his sack in my face. I escaped by picking the chair up up and whacking him with it, still tied to the chair.

I am outside now with bloody raw wrists and my laptop, I'm not sure what to do cos my family is still in there, gagged and chained. Any help would be appreciated Newgrounds.

When I was 1, so my mother is telling me. Not just the odd word either, fluent english.

My cousin is Autistic, he can talk, he is just badly behaved sometimes and is a few years back, for example, he is 13 but he acts like a 7 year old.

Me and him get along fine and have a good laugh, but it can get noticable though and was angry as fuck when he got attacked by a chav once. I actually went and broke the kids nose and both his cheekbones.

But yeah, kudos for making this club.

I hate your life too, at least I'm agreeing with you.

You should totally put your head under a bus, it's how most wimps go these days.

Thats nothing, you obviously haven't grown any balls yet.

At 9/1/08 03:28 PM, SatinShadow wrote: make the guy last longer, make it taste better for the girl

What if there is no flavor? All your gonna taste is dry woman.

At 9/1/08 03:23 PM, Jezuz wrote: I, AM, SO, SICK, OF, THIS, VIDEO. My room doesn't even look like that anymore. Everything is all reversed.

Maybe I'll redo the video, again.

Nice setup, take a picture mate, less stress :3

If the guy deep throated, then yes you have shaft herpes.

At 9/1/08 01:53 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/1/08 01:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Make sure you guys include screen shots when you post your stats.

Overruled. It's too hard to get screenshots, since it's not on your PC. Darker monitors also have big ugly refresh lines.

OMG Mod War!

Hey guys, I just heard!

I doubt Behemoth would spend all that money having it format the PS3, it was specifically built for the Xbox Live Arcade, and I think that is where its going to remain.

FOREVER

At 9/1/08 12:38 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: comfort

I am loving the arm rests and fan feature :)

At 9/1/08 12:26 PM, towelie101 wrote: MGS4. Big Boss is superior to every character in any COD game.

Captain price owns Big Boss.

COD4 if you want any form of replay value.

At 9/1/08 10:51 AM, shake101 wrote: it also makes it so you cant play other games it screws the disc reader and Fs up the the copy of mercs 2

So, your Xbox fucked up and your blaming the game, typical fag right here.

Fag alert!

Probably infront of the television, nothing more relaxing than watching Jeremy Kyle.

At 9/1/08 11:59 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote: You've got a shitload of games right there... I know it's not what many people would consider a "big collection", but damn. I don't have much...

I have way more in the back, have about 30 N64 games under my bed, and about 120 PS1 games in my loft.

At 9/1/08 11:48 AM, MetalDart wrote:

At 9/1/08 11:41 AM, MetalDart wrote: So I was playing yesterday with a friend, game lagged out, and I lost all my animals. ALL OF THEM.
And I have the achievement for having all of them. I can get them back though, but man, I just wanted to collect them once.

Oh yeah, items and weapons gone too.

That sucks, I love all my animals :(
Wouldn't be too fussed about weapons, I hardly have any anyway.

At 9/1/08 10:10 AM, cornbin wrote: Woops,my mistake. Far Cry+Fable come out the same day(stateside at least) with Fallout coming in a week later.

I'll have to get Far Cry about a week after release :(

Yeah, mine is not very impressive, decent television with a decent amount of games and a well ventilated area for my xbox.

Show NG yours :)

At 9/1/08 11:36 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Are the leaderboards not updating for anyone else?

They take for ages for some reason, and sometimes they update instantly... Weird...

At 8/31/08 07:28 PM, Psycho-Simple wrote: from what i have seen in the UK game shops, we can't buy used mics. The used ones are either broken, or repacked and passed off as new ones.

Exactly, which sucks because your mic dies sooner or later and I had to buy 3 mics before I found a working one.

They gave me a free one cos of all the lousy ones I got :p

Also what is Burnzoids problem? He is such a dick.

At 8/31/08 04:54 PM, 36Holla wrote:

At 8/31/08 10:58 AM, DumbassDude wrote: Fable 2 will be the greatest game EVAR!

Such a naive child.

I want it more than Gears, its going to be a fantabulous game.

At 8/31/08 03:17 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote:

At 8/31/08 03:15 PM, Otto wrote: Wait, what is Euthansia?

Means you kill your pets

LMAO You moron.

Euthansia should be legal, I don't see any reason why it's not. Under certain circumstances of course and of course alot more depth besides 'It should be legal'.

But you KINDA get my point.

At 8/31/08 03:07 PM, gibleto wrote: Depends on her age, how much stress she might be going through, ect. ect. ect.

I agree with gibleto, it's usually stress or something. She under alot of stress at home?