4,393 Forum Posts by "DroopyA"
HOw much pussy do you get compared to your friend?
If you get laid more then he does, you should gladly give this one to him. That's what friends do, they look out for each other.
If he gets more pussy then you, he's an asshole and you should tell him right after you break his nose. Might want to find a new job first... that way you can walk out with him being a bloody mess on the floor and never come back.
I don't think of it as a place... more like a state (or being).
I'm no longer a single entity existing inside a realm consisting of other single entities but rather I'm a part of everything while being absolutly nothing at exactly the same time.
I exist but I don't... my current state of existance no longer applies and the "I" or "me" in self doesn't exist... I just become a part of something much larger and doing so removes all of my worries, fears, and sins that come with being an individual.
It's not nothing, but it's not really any one thing either. Time has no meaning...
Anyone looking for some easy points can check my reviews... I haven't written a review in years but when I first joined "Go die" wasn't against the rules yet.
I'm sure I have a few terrible reviews still hanging about. Feel free to flag them all, I'd actually prefer it if all of my reviews where deleted.
I know all about it...
You'll play as a young person in a green suit who has a friend that follows you around to give you hints when you get stuck. Hyrul will be in trouble and it'll be up to you to save the world.
You'll have to go and collect 3 magical items to unlock the power of a mystical sword that will grant you the strength needed to hunt down 6 other magical items that you'll use to gain access to the fabled Light Arrow that is rumored to be the only weapon in the land that can take down the evil villan.
Along the way, you'll have to solve puzzles by pushing block, pulling levers, and shooting targets on the walls. You'll have to travel through a number of dungeons often times themed with diffrent elements (including water and fire). Each dungeon will hold a hidden treasure that will help you overcome other obsticles and previously impassible areas of the dungeon you're currently exploring... but be warned, this treasure can only be obtained by finding the hidden treasure key which is often times gaurded by a boss. At the end of the dungon will lie one of the magical items you've been hunting but it too will be gaurded by a massive beast... this ranges from dinosaurs and octopusses to giant sand worms!
You'll have a huge menu system and plenty of items at your disposal... bombs, bombags (allow you to carry more bombs), money bags (allow you to carry more money), boomerangs, hookshots, etc...
I've heard rumors that you'll be forced to play a musical instrument of some kind in order to play these magical songs that will effect you or the environment.
It's all totally new and nobody has ever seen or played anything like it ever before.
It's Fox News... what did you expect?
Although, I'll admit... I'm ashamed to be American after watching that. :(
At 3/10/09 05:11 PM, xscoot wrote: That is the correct, original code.
See, that's how I always knew it... but over the years I've heard some variations. I've heard versions where you don't hit the buttons twice (Up, down, left, right, B, A)... I've also heard versions where the buttons are reveresed... (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, left, Right, A, B)...
I've always been reluctant to speak up when people tell me diffrent versions because I was never sure who was right... maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Glad to know I'm not crazy. :)
My version of the code is below..
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, [Select] (because I played 2-player) Start
The most common code known to man in a video game? Maybe... but I seem to see a few variations of it. Often times I'm confused... did people enter it diffrently then me, or are they just fools who don't actually know the code?
Did it change slightly per game? I know you could use it in Contra for 30 men, but you could also use it to regain health in the Ninja Turtles game on the GameBoy. It was used in a few other Konami games as well... why isn't it still in use? Metal Gear cheat anyone?
Regardless, I want to conduct a quick experiment... write the code... but don't look at anybody elses post until after you reply. Lets see where the changes appear.
At 3/10/09 01:36 PM, Fim wrote:At 3/6/09 12:51 PM, Fim wrote: opinion warnever have I been more impressed with myself and my predicting abilities :D
Isnt' everything on the internet an opinion war? Wouldn't be much of a forum if everybody always agreed with each other...
At 3/10/09 09:54 AM, gamejunkie wrote: LOL. I'm 42 (almost) and retired, hope that gives you some indication of my financial situation. Money is not an issue.
About that... remember in the 80s, when you had that one night stand with that one girl... well yeah, turns out you created me.
I'll be moving in tomorrow...
Zombies don't scare me... they're slow and stupid... plus, they only infect through bites and it's a lot harder to bite through clothes and human flesh then the movies make it seem.
A turtle neck sweater, a pair of pants, and a jacket is pretty much all you need to survive the zombie invasion. If you're still worried... climb a tree or go upstairs, lock the door, and smash out a few of the steps on your way... zombies can't climb, jump, or open doors so you're safe.
no worries.
Back when they use to put user quotes on the bumps for Adult Swim they chose one of mine.
It was something like "Have you ever woke up blind, just to find a few minutes later that you're also missing your left arm?". They're response... something like: "No, but we don't drink Drain-O"
He's got a nice ass. Well, he did... in the 80s. It was to die for.
California Bill is awesome... I hope he legalizes weed soon.. who is he, some sort of senator or something?
At 3/9/09 05:43 PM, andhination wrote: It's music. I'm not even going to bother arguing this shit with you anymore, because you're just being a complete retard and ignoring what I've actually said over and over, so fuck off.
I mean, hey, that's cool... you like the sounds of a small group of men fucking each other in the butt... I'm not gonna judge you.
I think we all just know and remember random parts of somebody elses life... like God is a giant walking around in a giant world outside of our universe... and whenever he thinks we each have a peice of a thought.
To us, it's just a thought... part of a memory or story. But to him, he gets the result of millions of people having one tiny part of the thought at a time... which is why he knows everything and we don't know anything.
So like, God wants to remember what he had for dinner... so I think about food, and so do you, and so do 18million other people. To each of us, it's just a random thought... but if you could hear all 18 million of them at a time, it would be a complete event. Which in turn, would be a memory for the super giant we exist inside of.
Also, I'm not serious.
I'd take his laptop and create an adminstrator account for myself... then I'd bump all the other users down to guest.
At which point, I'd change the settings so that his backdrop is a picture that says "I'll fucking kill you if you eat my cookies again you fuck!" and set his homepage to lemonparty or something.
He won't know the adminstrator password so he can't change it. And he can't change it with his login because he doesn't have permission too.
Or soemthing like that, I'm not that familure with windows permissions. But you could definitly fuck him that way... deny him access to all of his songs or something.
just make sure you don't forget the new admin password or you're fucked. And keep track of what you change and how it was set up before you changed it so you can put it back.
I think you can also backup the registry... then fuck with it so a lot of his programs don't work. Then, when you feel kind, give him the restore file.
I never liked messing with the registry through...
At 3/9/09 04:33 PM, andhination wrote: Thats not a comparism you can make, because it's music. When it comes down to it, it's music, even if you hate it.
Hey, don't put words in my mouth... I don't hate them... Homosexuals are people too. I just disagree with the argument that the sounds of them penetrating each others butthole is now considered 'music'.
Thing is, he actually doesn't do that.
Garggaling, swallowing... all the same thing.
Hardcore. Hardcore man. Really.
No doubt about that... money-shots and everything
Women do...
Maybe if you'd stop dating the douchebags with a pretty face and start paying attention to the nice guy standing beside you... this wouldn't happen.
She deserved to get played... her heartache is nothing compared to the amount of shit nerds everywhere have had to put up with because bitches like her care about the wrong things in life.
At 3/9/09 04:09 PM, andhination wrote: Since always. Go ahead and talk a bunch of shit, but it's music, like it or not.
Seriously? I thought the whole 'rockstar' thing was just an act.... like when strippers show up dressed like nurses or school girls. I thought they where just roleplaying the musician thing as a way to live out their fantasies of gangbanging underage boys on a grayhound bus.
So you want them to play for free?
I don't want them to play at all... not for free, not for a thousand dollars.
Recover? From what?
Billie Joe Armstrong gargalling cum into a microphone and calling it "music".
A band that YOU don't like?
This would require me to consider them a band... which I don't. It's still just a traveling gay orgy to me.
So... do mosquito bites now count as getting laid?
At 3/9/09 03:48 PM, andhination wrote: Then don't listen to their music.
Since when do Green Day play music? I've heard them fucking each other in the butt for wads of money on the radio before but I didn't know that was suppose to be music.. I just thought it was some sort of weird radio-friendly fetish porno about ugly homosexuals licking rotten feces off each others dick. Who knew that was music?
Did anybody else here know about this? You mean those talentless cunts are a band? Holy fuck! Music is never going to recover from this.
fuck... another year ruined.
Green Day suck donkey cock. Huge pulsating donkey cock that has just been removed from the asshole of another donkey.
At 2/23/09 07:11 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: if he had actually read the article, it says it will be completely legal to anyone 21 and older. And it has written in it that you cannot be arrested by the state of by the feds.
If this happens, I'm moving there. Seriously.
3rd person hack and slash. No multiplayer, no online. 7 out of 10... good mindless fun. I suggest listening to the new Dimmi albul the entire time you play it. If you do... 8 out of 10.
You're a viking named Skarin that dies on the battlefield only to be revived by the goddess Freya in order to lead the mortal army of man against the evil goddess Hel and her force of undead champions.
The game takes place on 3 diffrent islands. Each island is representational of a 'level' so although each island can be explored freely, it is not possible to travel between islands. You can't get to island 2 until you finish island 1. And once you reach island 2, there's no going back to island 1 ever again.
The idea of the game is simple... build an army, seige the local castle. To seige the local castle you'll have to acomplish a series of goals (found by highlighting the castle on the world map). This usually requires building an army large enough to attack (liberate x camps), summon a dragon (find the two peices of the summoning stone), and some 3rd objective that is esentually the same thing as the first objective but worded diffrently (Take control of the lumber mill to build seige weapons).
Note: You can't use seige weapons... they're only used in cut scenes. So objective 3 is "liberate lumber mill" which could have techincally been placed in with objective one.
So a typical section plays as:
You find a camp. The camp is full of bad guys and in the camp is a cage filled with friendly warriors. Kill your way to the cage gate. Open the gate. You and your men kill everybody left in the village. Your men run away and you get a message telling you that new warriors have joined your army.
Sometimes you'll free a group of men and they still won't join your army. At this point, you usually have to talk to the leader who will tell you that you need to earn his respect... and to do that, you have to go kill more people.
Basically, regardless of how it's worded, the idea of the game is to hack and slash every enemy you come in contact with.
Ocassonally you'll have to go to an area where there are too many enemies to kill by yourself. That's not to say that you can't try... but it's pretty hard. In areas like these, it's best to just sneak around and kill only who you have too. This is easier if you buy the sneak killing moves... which, when hidden, can allow you to silently kill an enemy in one strike.
There are a few bosses... Giants and Champions pretty much play the same. They're big guys that require a lot of hits to drag down. The final blow can only be dealt through a series of button timing events. The only exception are the summoners... these guys constantly summon new bad guys to the field and will continue to do so until killed. They protect themself with a number of totem polls that must be destroyed first. After the totems are destroyed, the summoner can be killed with a single hit of your choosing.
This is really where the game flaws start showing. Combos are hard to control and the character likes to switch targets a lot. There's not target locking so its sometimes a challenge to keep the character focused on specific enemies or items that may be more important kills on the battlefield.
For example, totems usually take 3 to 5 hits... but after two hits Skarin would switch focus to another target who has recently become a threat. Although this makes combat enjoyable about 90% of the time, it causes unnecessary frustration and death the other 10% of the time. Like in this situation... it would be better to kill the totems then it is to waist strikes on enemies that are just going to be respawned seconds after death. You eventually get the hang of it, but it's really something that shouldn't ever be an issue.
That's pretty much it... I personally loved it. The graphics where sweet, the water effects where the best I've ever seen, and reardless of how complex games get, it's always fun to just button mash your way to victory from time to time.
Also, it comes loaded with lots of easy achivements. One solid play through on 'hard' is all you need for all 1000 points.
I'd like to see a sequal...
It's all a lie... Mario is really a fat homeless naked guy from new jersy who spends most of his day high on PCP terrozing the nighborhood with is crazy visions of monsters from another dimension.
He's been arrested multiple times for trying to squash black toddlers.
He usually pleads the insanity plea which only lands him a few years in jail... of which he's often released early on due to good behavior. Everytime he gets free, he does PCP... so far, he's claimed to have done everything from seige castles to visit outer space...
The PCP also explains his super human strength durring Tennis matches and prison soccer games.
At 3/6/09 05:16 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: That is so incredibly pretentious.
It's the truth... Ozzy went from being the devil to getting airplay right next to Jimi Hendrix... but by the time that happened, metal had moved on to crazier things... things that aren't getting radio play. But the time these things gots picked up, metal had moved on yet again.... it's always 3 steps ahead of everybody else... it has to be, that's what makes it metal.
if it wasn't, it would just be Rock n Roll.
At 3/6/09 02:34 PM, andhination wrote: So effectively, you couldn't care less for the music itself, as long as it's pissing off the parents, and you're appealing to people like you?
No... you like the music... but it's not why you're initialy drawn to it. It's an infinate loop of sorts... you're drawn to that type of music because it's diffrent... chaotic... missunderstood. You like the music because you don't like what society likes... you like diffrent, chatoic, and missunderstood. You hear a song that's just fast guitars and nosie and hear the voice of heaven. Everybody else hears it and just hears noise.
But who's right? Everybody... all I'm saying, is that metal fans like Death Metal because it really just is "screaming voices and fast guitars". It's organized noise... That's why we like it... for the very same reason the mass populace hates it.
Anyone who plays for a reason as shallow as yours, that sounds like a whiney teenage girl who wants to spite her dad because he wouldn't shell out £5000 on a dress for the school dance. Just more angry.
lol
At 3/6/09 01:17 PM, yhar wrote: I like music because I enjoy it, I don't give a fuck if 1,000,000 others enjoy it, or only me. What the fuck sort of statement is that?
It's just a general statement... I would think a big part of the inital turn on to metal music stems from the fact that the mass populace just simply doesn't get it. That's why metal bands constantly strive to stay ahead of the musical pack... we don't want to be 'your mothers music'.... the more your mom hates it, the better job where doing.
Anybody who gets that, enjoys metal. All I'm really trying to say is that the OP isn't telling us anything new... in fact, it's reactions like this that drive the metal genra to be as shocking as it can possible be. There's a large group of us, that get a kick out of this type of thing.
