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Smear some butter on you tush, you doofus. That will make it slippery and make the doo-doo come out easy.

For your health!

Hey there, Innernette. This is Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule here to show you my poem about food. Check it out!

Food by Dr. Steve Brule

Candy cane, hamburgers, little muffin pies.
All these things, from your mouth, to your eyes
Will fill up your gullet, and make you feel, in a good mood.
Easily buy, yourself enough food.

Tell me what you think!

For your health!

It's called no-touch ball, dummy!

For your health!

Dr. Steve Brule here to tell you that sleeping for too long is bad for your health! The best way to sleep is for 15 minutes every 2 hours. Take a Napple if you can't get yourself to sleep!

For your health!

Apples! It's the perfect time of year for apples. They're good for your body, they're good for your health. I'm Dr. Steve Brule, for your health. Have some.

This is Dr. Steve Brule signing off for the day! Hope my tips and advice helped a lot of people out there!

Here's another Brule Rule you can't live without, before I go:

Does your milk taste sour when you drink it? Just check the expiration date, dummy!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 05:01 PM, adio0205 wrote:

At 6/7/10 04:53 PM, xenonmonkey wrote:

At 6/7/10 04:52 PM, Grimfenix wrote: How do i make my boring ice cubes taste better?

I beat you to it.

Yeah, and I'm tired of answering it!

If you're tired, just take a nap!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 05:03 PM, Grimfenix wrote: How do i get raked leaves off my driveway?

Just hose it off, dummy!

For your health!

He was a great colleague, a talented performer, and, most importantly, a true friend. Everyone from the Channel 5 news team will miss you, Richard!

For your death!

At 6/7/10 04:49 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: How do I make my penhis bigger?

Just pull it by the front, you munchkin!

At 6/7/10 04:50 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Why do you call people bimbos so much?

Because they act like bimbos, you bimbo!

At 6/7/10 04:52 PM, Grimfenix wrote: How do i make my boring ice cubes taste better?

Put some juice in there!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 04:45 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote: What kind of wine would you recommend for seducing a fine woman?

Sweet berry wine!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 04:39 PM, SadisticAI wrote: Why does my wee-wee hurt after I fap?

It's because you're not putting any jelly on it while you do it, you bimbo!

At 6/7/10 04:41 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Can you cure my AIDS?

You just gotta smear some butter on the spot you have your AIDS on!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 04:27 PM, oddo323 wrote: Is arsenic safe to eat if injected into a marchmallow?

Anything in a marshmallow is safe to eat. It's made for kids, after all!

At 6/7/10 04:28 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: How is babby formed?

Only the storks know that.

At 6/7/10 04:29 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: if you are having sex with a really hot chick and all of a sudden your dog licks your balls is it a threesome?

Well, there's one, two, THREE of you, you bimbo! Of course it is.

At 6/7/10 04:30 PM, platypuspwn wrote: is it possible to shit in a vagina?

I would answer, if I knew what a vagina was.

At 6/7/10 04:30 PM, oddo323 wrote: What is the pH of my face?

What is the pH of my face smeared with hydrochloric acid?

The pH on your face is 5 pH. 7 if smeared with acid.

At 6/7/10 04:31 PM, Headshot777 wrote: How are you doing?

I'm doing great, because I get to be on the innernette now that I ahve this aasignment!

At 6/7/10 04:31 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Is it normal if your penis starts becoming the shape of an octopus, multiplying every day?

Don't go around asking silly questions like that and wasting everybody's time!

Of course it is!

For your health!

Just put them in some warm water, you bozo!

For your health!

At 6/7/10 04:18 PM, ElectricToothbrush wrote: How do you make sex?

As a doctor I should be able to tell you, however, it is one of the largest mysteries in the scientific world.

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, Fender-Bender wrote: Is you has my caek?

Nope! I wish I did! I could use a snack right now.

HEHEHEHEHEHE

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, Hierophant wrote: How much blood is it safe to ingest?

As much as you want! It's made out of health. Just put some juice or sugar in there to make it taste sweeter!

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, KittehAnims wrote: Where is a girl's willy?

Girls don't have willies, you doofus!

At 6/7/10 04:20 PM, TheStacheMan wrote: Do you have to cook human flash before eating it?
Will I get cancer if I don't?

Just cook it enough so that it isn't raw. Also, keep it in a fridge. You don't want your meat to go rotten!

At 6/7/10 04:20 PM, Pjorg wrote: What do I do if I have body odor?

Just put some vinegar in your armpits!

For your health!

Hey there, Innernette! This is Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule doing a special report on life on the innernette. I thought there was no better way to start than to let you guys ask me for tips and advice, so I could help you using my expertise.

For your health!