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Jason?!

It never really was that bad.

Cool Story Bro.

Patience, game development doesn't take a day, and The Behemoth like releasing good games, which takes time.

At 6/19/11 03:40 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: 3. Call of Duty: World at War - This is probably the only CoD I truly enjoyed, I mainly liked it for the campaign, the gore, and of course nazi zombies.

I'm with you on that one!

1. Brutal Legend
2. Eat Lead: The Legend of Matt Hazard
3. Duke Nukem Forever.

I actually really enjoy all of these games constantly.

You seem to forget the key feature of gaming.
Duke Nukem Forever is FUN. That's all it needs to be, and it is one of the funnest games. After 12 years, everyone can't help but see the flaws, but seriously just try to become immersed in the stupid fun of it all and you'll enjoy it significantly more than the vast majority of games this generation.

I don't care if the graphics were worse than Duke 3D, I'm not bothered if the vehicles feel old, and I don't care if the game isn't exactly what I expected. It's fun, it's a game and it works. Somewhere down the road of gaming just as we begun the 360/Ps3 generations, we seem to have slowly forgotten this feature, as if technical prowess or graphical complexity is significantly more important, when in fact, they are far less important.

As a follower of the Duke Nukem franchise for only the last three years (when I first played Duke Nukem 3D), and having played every duke game released prior and after, I have to say Duke Nukem Forever is fantastic.
Graphically, it's not advanced, no. Game-play is far from amazing, sure, sometimes it feels like I'm playing a game from 2001. The story isn't what you come to a Duke game for either, and let's be honest, the humour is dated, only mild enjoyment remains from his jokes.
Yeah, in general, we have a mediocre experience, but when it all comes together, it feels so much more. When you allow yourself to become immersed in the sillyness and absurdity, you'll feel at home again. When it all comes together, it begins to feel like a 7/10 game.

"it doesn't feel like a Duke game"
Why not? The humour is there, the character is there in all his glory. The thing that made Duke 'Duke' is there. Duke Nukem Forever is the same as Duke Nukem Zero Hour, or Manhatten Project. It isn't the same gameplay, but it retains what it needs too, and when you accept the changes, you find an extremely underlying fun experience.
It sure feels like a Duke Nukem Game to me!

Don't judge this game on what you hoped it'd be (the best game ever), judge it on what it is. I definitely consider this to be one of the funnest games I've played of the current 'generation' of games, and a highlight I'll return to in the near future, constantly!

Also; who else had a blast throughout the Duke Burger chapter? I naively didn't shrink the large enemies while I was in shrunk form, leading to an extensively fun battle on the hardest difficulty. The whole kitchen platforming was so fun, too.

At 5/18/11 11:11 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/18/11 11:07 AM, DontExplain wrote: How right you are, that was basically the assignment. It was a hideous thing to write, but in the same way it was fun. We had to do an Alternative Film with hundreds of layers of meaning, so I basically did something convulted and crap, but atleast visually interesting.

Well if it was, then you clearly were more than succesful, did you get a grade for it? If it fits the task like that, then it better is the best mark you can get, since the whole thing shouts : "Look at me! I am art! I don´t make sense, but hey, this whole thing is as deep as it could get! Break the borders of your mind!"

Handing it in tomorrow, actually. The other projects aren't quite as pretentious (and the quote at the beginning didn't help ours), so I think I went overload. Ahah. The others are like "This person has no gender, so she doesnt fit in, watch her not fit in!"
"This man sent all these men into war who died, watch him battle them in a game of chess in his mind!" (this one actually felt very Tarintino talky though, it was good, in my opinion).

At 5/18/11 11:03 AM, Asandir wrote: It certainly looks interesting, but it is over the top in my opinion and the voice of the girl is rather annoying, the whole thing looks like it is only filled with traumatic, overacted, pseudo philosophical stuff.

How right you are, that was basically the assignment. It was a hideous thing to write, but in the same way it was fun. We had to do an Alternative Film with hundreds of layers of meaning, so I basically did something convulted and crap, but atleast visually interesting.

Blindness -> Ignorance
Boyfriend -> Society
etc, it's all stupid. Ahah

Hey guys,
I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to post this here or not, but I found nothing saying I shouldn't so I figured, ok, I will. If I'm wrong, tell me and I shall delete the thread.

Anyway; made a youtube video for a project, it's 5 minutes long and is about a blind girl. It's 'Alternative'.
If you want to watch it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPnsptY_
aw
Click if you so wish, and yeah, any criticism is well loved, nice or not.

Thanks

I still love you, though.

At 3/5/11 10:14 PM, groundpwndr wrote: http://www.amiwrong.com/

no really this is it;
http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.co m/

Thank you very much!!! :D Don't know why the other two got so mad at light joking.

I'm making friends :D Clearly.

Hello Newgrounds! Knowing we all don't have lives, surely one of you will know what I'm looking for!

There was a game I was shown, somewhat like Hangman based on Movie titles, with an image from a key item from a film (Guess the film name)!

The website was black excluding the picture (which was just a black silhouette against a coloured square). I think it was powered by IMDB.
Been looking for about an hour, gave up, came here.

Eternal Love in return!

I've never heard a negative thing about it, it's the funniest comedy of all time. 20 people come to my house once every 4 months to watch it on the big screen for its hilarity! You always get one more joke every time.

If you love Tommy Wisaeu in the room, you'll love him more in "The House that Drips Blood on Alex"
http://www.atom.com/channel/channel_the_
house_that_drips_blood_on_alex/

Tim Minchin.
Reel Big Fish.

Both are gods.

Gmod, definitely.

Deathminge servers basically cover Counter-Strike, Jailbreak (the only other good CSmode) is on Gmod too. Plus, you get Trouble in Traitor Town (my personal favourite, it doesn't get old) and DarkRP. Sandbox is obviously fun in its on way, building pointless stuff is always fun.

TF2 is an amazing game, on par with GMod, but personally I find I get bored faster while playing TF2.

So, what your telling me is:
- You throw lava lamps at people for unplugging your online game. (one leads to serious injury, one leads to a loss of XP and fun for a moment, which is which? :D) No wonder he hates you, that's fucking stupid.
- Your grandma acknowledged you were physically (and emotionally abused) and did nothing.
- For 16 years, you did nothing either.
- Your mother passed away, so you returned to live with him... That's logical!
- Your teachers never picked up all this physical abuse that happened to you, or they broke the law by not reporting it. I don't know about everyone else, but if I saw a kid with burn marks on his face in patchy circles, I'd question it.
- You don't want to get him punished for being an absolute fuckwit. Imagine if he has another kid, you'll be at fault for not doing something about him.
- Blahblahblah. You're trolling.

At 1/4/11 12:25 AM, SweetenBoy wrote: Mine was sonic the hedgehog. Any game in which tails talked was SHIT.

fixed, because Tails was an awesome character until his voice grinded my ears into mush, took a dump on them and then made me swallow it whole. Yes, I went through those lengths to block them from any chance of hearing it again as soon as possible.

1) Cut off arm.
2) Connect veins to mouth.
3) They drink their own blood.

At 1/3/11 02:25 AM, Asperchu wrote: well in that case what's a good movie in your opinion if you think these suck asshole so I can go out and buy the movies you like.

Settle down, settle down. You asked for his opinion unsure of if the movies were good, he gave you an opinion. Hell, he might be right, you seem to not have watched them so you couldn't know.

They get tied to the top of a large tree, and then the tree is cut down and pushed in their direction so that the tree crushes them.
Primitive ideas are always the funnest!

No explanation.

Pic Related.

12 years (Fuckin' windows 98').

From Valve:

Q: Does this mean the updates are over? Are you going to stop releasing free content now?
A: No. Our plan is to continue updating TF2 just like we always have, adding free maps, game modes, new features, and more. The Mann Co. Store is simply an alternative way of obtaining items that other players can earn during gameplay.

Q: Are you going to start charging for other kinds of content, like maps?
A: No, we have no plans to do this. Segregating players into groups that can't play together, based on who bought what, is something we'd like to avoid.

Q: Will I have to spend money to remain competitive?
A: No. Any items affecting gameplay, and even most purely cosmetic items, will still be obtainable simply by playing the game.

Q: Did you adjust the drop rates for existing items?
A: No. We haven't made it any harder to obtain existing items through gameplay.

Considering you paid... $20? for this game, with 120 FREE updates since its release, I think its fair to throw them a dollar or two.

Yeah, I am pretty pissed that something took my game that is 4+ quality and took it down to a 3.23, not only ruining my NG release but also essentially destroying my viral distribution of the game which deserves way better.

I'm sorry, but someone has a bit of an ego here. It is far from a 4+ game. Hell, you've got 3.23/5, I wouldn't even give it that. Maybe a 2.5ish, its only average. It DOESNT deserve better. Stop expecting all your stuff to be godly.

At 9/9/10 04:27 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 9/9/10 04:23 PM, quanmandetil wrote: 0 divided by 0

nothing divided by nothing is nothing.

it's 0/0 = nothing.

That doesn't work my pal, end of world evaded.

0/0 = 1
0/0 = 0
0/0 = infinite times (nothing can fit into nothing constantly, bro)

At 9/4/10 05:03 PM, BioEthanol wrote: I know something else which is intense and scary but it isnt an X Box Game

It's my cock!

"How is it so small?!"

TROLOLOLO I AR TE FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

Test some other downloaded games?
Did it work before you (Did you trial it)?
Any extra info? (model etc)

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