NO SPOILERS HERE.
Just random shit, that has pissed me off....
Some funny/retarded GTA stories.
I beat a mission with a three star police rating, and I start to try to run away, and then Niko whips out the ol' cell phone and calls to confirm he did the mission, making me walk like a slow ass retarded child. I end up getting shot by the police when I finally hang up, as they surround me while I listen to what Niko is saying...
I'm walking down the Hove Beach street, and I see a cop arrest some dude...I think that it'd be funny to rescue him, so I jack the car (btw, it's retarded how easy it is to avoid cops in this game, you could NEVER jack an occupied police car in previous games without having at least a little bit of grief)...anyway, so I drive away in the police car, and finally evade the police. I stop my car, and buddy jumps out of the back seat, rips me out of the car and out of nowhere some dudes who were standing around start beating me to death with him. Talk about grateful....:(
I take a taxi cab to one of my 'girlfriends' house, and when I get out of the taxi (something I can't control) a van runs me down and drags me about a mile, killing me instantly. As I said before, I had absolutely no control over this.
I'm driving down the street, and a construction site is nearby. Not realizing that the road is being repaired, I run into a stone ramp, and Niko flies through the windshield, hits the ramp and gets crushed to death by the car I'm driving.
I'm near death and I go to eat at the diner, after buying my chicken burger and restoring myself to full health, I go to cross the street and I'm hit by a car, killed instantly.
SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE VERY FRUSTRATING.