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Phone Sex Operator is somewhere up there.

Cuz' China wants to keep its buffer against Western Influence.

At 12/5/13 01:49 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 12/5/13 01:46 PM, Telemacchus wrote: The difference between the universe and God is that God is supernatural and doesn't require a reason to exist. Many philosophers and mathematicians believe that numbers exist in the same way.

How do we know the universe isn't supernatural?

How do we know if the universe is supernatural? People shouldn't make claims they can't substantiate or that are inconsistent with clearly observable evidence.

Also, "supernatural" is a misnomer. Everything is natural.

What is a god? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

Found it, ya cunts.

Hey, guys. I haven't posted in years but I need your help. I'm looking for this one game, I played a while back. It was sorta based off a poem, about a creature living in the underground part of a castle climbing up to, "freedom", I suppose. At the end he sees his reflection in a mirror, scared(not realizing it's his own) he retreats back into the darkness.

This is what, I vaguely recollect. If anyone knows anything about it, I'd appreciate you telling me.

At 12/5/10 06:43 PM, JoeMation wrote: My speakers are black, would I be racist if I gave them a fat pair of lips? He's got fucking elf ears and magic powers. I've never seen him eat watermelons or fried chicken, I don't quite see the African American correlation--He's not even human. Piccolo was more black in my opinion

He ate Goku's Kamehameha. Does that make him racist?

Thank you for making that game, just for the lulzworthy reactions you got from those losers. Also consider making a sequel, the idea has potential.

He's right this is blatant promotion Btw nice sockpuppet fag.

George Carlin and Dave Chapelle, need I say more.

/thread

At 10/22/10 10:59 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 10/22/10 10:58 PM, Jerrid22 wrote: what is YOUR thoughts on this kinda thing?

here is a list of my thoughts on this matter:

Here are mine as well. Perhaps we could combine our lists.

You forgot the part where they probe your ass, trying to figure out how nuclear fission works.

At 10/18/10 05:40 PM, High-Dark wrote: thinked that Sppuku was Suicide in japanese or chinese

It's Japanese, for your information.

It's spread through the monkeys dumbass. It's obvious the monkeys are serial rapists and are raping the population of Africa by the masses.

Fail troll.

Just like physical actions words have meaning as well. Don't assume just because you are saying them that they shouldn't.

1.First of all put your arm in a open door.
2.Then slam the door shut as fast as you can with your other hand.
3.???
4.Profit

Please note if you are an amputee this will not work,

It's probably cyanide or some other lethal poison so he can loot your corpse after he kills you. How else you think he got rich? From constantly giving away money? Nope.

At 9/1/10 01:12 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: What's the fattest city in america? That one.

Found it: Corpus Christi, Texas which deserves to be nuked over and over until it is nothing but a crater on the face of the earth.

At 8/30/10 08:41 PM, Esshole wrote:

At 8/30/10 08:38 PM, Shrubs wrote: PEOPLE

PUPPIES?

OH WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

Created furries, my dear boy.

Created furries.

Wrong its made a delicious new food source.

Heavy metal is not a genre of music. Its a way to make a noise irritating enough to make ears bleed. For example a heavy metal guitar players "playing" consists of screaming like some sort howler monkey that should be sent back to Africa and plucking the strings randomly and so hard that their practically torn out with their fingers bleeding.

At 9/1/10 10:43 AM, SoTotallyNotDeadpool wrote: also he chewed up my 360 charger cable >:(

Hit him repeatedly over the head with a shovel until your cat either A: dies from head trauma or B: forks over the cash for a new one.

Grabby and Squeezy.

At 4/28/10 06:25 PM, Lou500 wrote:

At 4/28/10 06:19 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian.
Your reaction?

"Well my dear, I figured that already."

(I'm a girl)

No your not.

imposter

Sigh

At 4/5/10 08:00 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

What's taters precious?

At 4/2/10 02:45 PM, IronPirate wrote: Really all you have to do is talk loud and comment on peoples stranger features.

Yes especially if they are a different ethnic background. For example if you see a black person say "excuse me kind sir why are you black?"

That's fucked up how could the teachers do this to the students? Those kids are going to have some major mental scarring.

He was smoking shit. In other words he was doing Jenkem.

This is pretty funny I didn't get it until the end though.