Fucking Barbie Girl, man. Fuck yes.

DICKS

::Also sea creatures.

Inhaling is kind of the point. You'll just get a different kind of cancer by not doing it.

D'aww.

fffffff

At 8/18/08 04:44 AM, willobeen wrote:

At 8/18/08 04:43 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 8/18/08 04:42 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Take it like a man and don't smoke again.

Truer words were never spoken.

agreed, whats the point of smoking?

It's delicious, you shit.

Strangely enough, very cheap deodorant sprays and Raid seem to work. You could always just use a hoover, I guess. It gets rid of pot smell if you use it right after. Mind you, it's noisy and I guess you kinda can't afford that right now.

Unless you smoked on a sofa, or such, spraying Raid(or any other bugspray I guess) directly to the place where you smoked and above it should help.

Oh totally.

So your dad still gets action. Boo-fucking-hoo.

At 8/12/08 12:34 PM, Sir-CannabisClock wrote: DE-MOD EVERYONE

AND IIII

WANNA BEEE

ANARCHYYY

Kinda. I studied in a metal artisan course for some time(and dropped out, dort) and learned the basics of metalworks there.

I've done some welding as an illegal labourer for a couple of weeks, too. Why?

Huuugs!

I make it a point of trying to help any and every dogshit insidejoke stickmovie I can to get through the portal.

Wine definately. I like to have a bit of class while spiraling down into alcoholism. When I go out to make an idiot of myself in public, I like to alienate other youths and differentiate from the other loud, drunk maniacs by staggering about with not only the telltale Alko bag of bottles in hand, but with a wine glass in the other.

There's something for the other Finland based NGers to do. Klosettispotting! Because I fucking guarantee you, no one else does that.

Mind you, I like some beers too. Wine just tastes and feels infinitely better.

I likes me some berliners.

Good lord no. Eroticism is one of my favourite distractions on my way to oblivion.

Taffy.

Hate is really too strong a word to be used here.

But no, I really don't have a strong dislike of any book. I love books. I could say "The Bible", but I really can't blame the book for the things done by people interpreting it. It's not even a bad read, really.

I don't think I've ever read a book without feeling somehow enriched. There was this one overtly biased biography of Karl Marx by... some bloke, though. I didn't like how much it left out and how much blatant fucking fiction it had, but I still read it, if just for the strange entertainment value blaringly obvious propaganda always has.

Superman basically.

Using my newfound powers I would pummel the world's armies into submission and force every nation's government to implement a program of forced theater viewings of Time Bandits and the Ghostbusters cartoon(the 80's Filmation one) to all of the populace. After everyone's seen 'em, it starts again from the people who first walked in.

Oh man. I need to go to sleep.

For just like a second that said "Innsmouth" and "Arkham".

I WILL HAVE NO FUCKING FISHMEN ON MY BOARDS

There is a special shirt that you have to wear.

NOT THE BLUE ONE THOUGH

|that one is a trap

I really like Catoplebas. He is a sexy wild man.

Also that one guy I don't remember his name.

At 2/12/08 08:10 PM, Andrei-Ulmeyda wrote: "Quit Bastardizing My Work" by I Seriously Fucking Mean It, Stop It

Oh ho-ho.
*clap*

Holy shit. That was actually pretty intense.

Motherfucker took me two tries, but damn.

Jackpot.

You look like a criminal.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO NOT POST PICTURES OF DICKS RIGHT NOW

:its pretty hard you guys :o

At 8/3/08 09:06 PM, reviewer-general wrote: The lure of the unknown, mostly.

Or so I would imagine.

Good save.

At 8/4/08 09:43 AM, ngman7 wrote: I've met a few gorils who acted like they were trying to get into my pants.

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT HAS BEEN SAID HERE

Oh I'm all for the war. It's the troops I can't stand. Buncha limp wristed faggots.

Dumb, shallow broads who make up for their lack of a personality by tits and sleeping with anything that moves. You know what I'm talking about. Real two-dimensional cunts. The only reasons I ever choose their sort over masturbation, are the strange guilt associated with leaving the bar alone and the fact that I can't steal shit from my hand's rich parents while they sleep in the wee mornin' hours.

Although on rare, beautiful occasions, it's a gorgeous, intelligent foreign girl with a mad poem of a mind and an ashtray of a mouth. But there's just been two of those, so I'm thinking it's just exceptions to the rule.

So yeah. Hollow morons.

At 8/4/08 09:14 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 8/4/08 09:05 AM, Jerich0 wrote: I have spent a few years in a Marine Core ROTC and i have a vast knowledge about that side of the argument.

I seriously doubt you have spent a few years in the Marine 'Core' if you can't even spell Corps right

See now this is where I have to interrupt you. Since when have people who willfully join the military been expected to spell anything?

You sir, are setting some high and quite unnecessary standards and I resent that. You can't ask the tone-deaf to compose, or the blind to draw.