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Author Search Results: 'Dew'

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None

Topic: I got my boater license!!!

Posted: 07/26/08 06:52 PM

Forum: General

THE MYSTERY BOX COULD BE ANYTHING, IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT, then let's just take the- WE'RE TAKING THE MYSTERY BOX.

I got my boater license!!!


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None

Topic: Being gay and hot would be great...

Posted: 07/26/08 06:39 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/08 06:22 PM, iateamexican wrote: Thats another point, you could pull it out on her (the gay thing you immature assholes) and totally break her heart :D

Because the girl would not notice you being gay and all noooooo.


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Topic: I am a Beast Underneath

Posted: 07/25/08 12:35 PM

Forum: General

At 7/25/08 10:58 AM, joeyjoe1 wrote:
At 7/25/08 10:28 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: You sound like a Caucasian person trying to immerse himself in African-American culture. Please stop.
(since whiteys can't dunk).

Oh please. There are many if not the same amount as black people that can dunk. That is just a big myth that is widely untrue. Last year, there was this 5'10 WHITE guy who could dunk. Yea.

Again, they sucked big time, because their biggest player was like 6'2 aswell.

The big guys on our team are like 6'7 and 6'6. Again, nothing spectacular, but a lot better than 6'2. Hope you do well anyway ;)


4.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Cory in the house-Racial Conspiracy

Posted: 07/25/08 09:57 AM

Forum: General

Because as we all know there are alot of americans who aren't voting for obama simply because he is black.

Well people like that should go fuck themselves 100x over. It's a sad thing, that even in this day and age, there are people discriminating against other races. It's a sad day that it has taken this long for a black man to even run for office, let alone actually have a chance of winning. There's really something wrong with people like that, and I know it's the way they're brought up, but somewhere along the line that up bringing of hate and racial discrimination needs to stop.

I'm still annoyed at George winning the last election, let alone this one.

5.

None

Topic: Gym

Posted: 07/23/08 05:53 PM

Forum: General

At 7/23/08 05:00 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:
At 7/23/08 04:58 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: another obese geek... *sigh*
I'm not obese.
I just lack muscle right now.

Yet you're 16 years old? How can you be 16 years old and not have any muscle?


6.

None

Topic: Blow Job= Cancer?

Posted: 07/23/08 04:19 PM

Forum: General

Lawl. Next thing they'll be saying that you get fuckin' "Hand Cancer" If you give someone a hand job.

Nowadays everything you do gives you cancer.


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Topic: Best username ever?

Posted: 07/23/08 03:10 PM

Forum: General

I hear that Dew fellow has quite the user name.


8.

Goofy

Topic: An honest question about sigs.

Posted: 07/22/08 11:50 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/08 11:36 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: What's the use for them? All they ever do is get in the way.

Much like people's pants. ;)


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Topic: It's my Birthday

Posted: 07/22/08 10:55 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/08 10:46 PM, Corky52 wrote: Not only do you get a happy birthday from me, but no matter what anyone gets you I will give you ten more of the same item. My ultimate present is more presents of other peoples presents.

Ten times zero is still zero.


10.

None

Topic: Cocks Are Gay

Posted: 07/22/08 10:52 PM

Forum: General

Silly 07 user, cocks are for ng! :3


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Topic: Poozy's crane cam

Posted: 07/22/08 01:46 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/08 01:43 PM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Thank You Scuzz.

Ah screw it. I had a better screenie, but now I can't find it.

Indeed thank you ;)


12.

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Topic: Burnt my finger.

Posted: 07/21/08 01:07 PM

Forum: General

I burned myself on an iron once. I touched it.

....Shut up

13.

None

Topic: Live Streaming Webcam at Comic-Con!

Posted: 07/21/08 12:45 PM

Forum: General

Oh golly gee. This will be interesting. I'll be there, and everyone knows it's not a party unless I'm there. ;)


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Topic: Poozy's crane cam

Posted: 07/21/08 09:18 AM

Forum: General

I have to say I was thoroughly disappointed last night, when said jacking did not happen. I demand some sort of condolence or otherwise prize for sitting through what was supposed to be awesome. And wasn't. Especially so when you closed down the cam, and everyone was like "Noooo". Very disappointing.


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Topic: Official (lol) Newgrounds Map 2008

Posted: 07/20/08 01:00 PM

Forum: General

So apparently, no one lives any where close to where I live. Somehow I can go to sleep tonight. Knowing I'm safe.


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Topic: Two Doors, One Decision.

Posted: 07/20/08 10:31 AM

Forum: General

Wow. That is by far one of the more deep situations I have read in a long time. On one hand, you could say that you would not want to live through such hell for 20 years, but on the other, you could also say that you're not that old. I mean I could live 20 years in one of those round things, with all the essentials. I know my social behaviour would eventually die out, but with the right clones and such and certainly with the right items, I could easily live through the 20 years.

A bullet and a gun might seem plausible, let's say, if I were 60 years old. Because I would know that there's a good chance I would end up dying, from the lack of stimulation anyway. Now let's say I'm roughly 20 years old, I could take that.

A, I would definitely choose A, there's just no other way that I could or would ever pick the gun and bullet.


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None

Topic: How do you sell woman?

Posted: 07/20/08 10:19 AM

Forum: General

You don't. Much like free samples, you just take them.


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None

Topic: NG Chat vs. Forums

Posted: 07/19/08 07:42 PM

Forum: General

At 7/19/08 06:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I think nothing noticeable will happen.

At all.

Exactly. Forums and chat rooms are two different things. And anyone who is even remotely trying to use this forum like a chat room shouldn't be here in the first place, and won't be soon enough.


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Topic: So I've noticed that:

Posted: 07/19/08 04:48 PM

Forum: General

At 7/19/08 04:38 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 7/19/08 04:36 PM, Dew wrote:
At 7/19/08 04:35 PM, citricsquid wrote: HE HAS A CRANE.
YES YES I KNOW HE HAS A CRANE. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING
His crane is the key to his ability to be a moderator after only 900 posts and his ability to be online all the time. HE HAS A CRANE.

SO THIS CRANE. HOW BIG IS THIS CRANE.


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Topic: So I've noticed that:

Posted: 07/19/08 04:36 PM

Forum: General

At 7/19/08 04:35 PM, citricsquid wrote: HE HAS A CRANE.

YES YES I KNOW HE HAS A CRANE. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING


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Topic: So I've noticed that:

Posted: 07/19/08 04:34 PM

Forum: General

This Eyelovepoozy fellow seems to be on all day and night? Now is it just me or is he that mental, crazy half human half cyborg that I think he is?

Discuss.


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None

Topic: If your child was a prodigy

Posted: 07/19/08 10:35 AM

Forum: General

To be honest with you it's probably a lot more selfish on your part, to pick A. I mean when a kid becomes friends with other people usually you become friends with the parents or at least know them. And it might be great to have those friends and all, but honestly, elementary school friends really don't matter much. On the other hand, it's true that the social lengths of the child would be hurt, but at the same time, it's far more important to be successful in society rather than be social.

The kid, once done with his schooling, and even outside of his schooling could still lead a very normal social life, as long as he stayed in elementary school for some time. You could simply just bring his little friends from that school over to your house, and vice versa and he could still be as social as anyone else. It might be true that if you did enrol the child in a much more advanced class that he would eventually have trouble being social, especially to those of the opposite gender, but really, it's nothing he could not get over with the proper parenting.


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Topic: Attn: Ng Staff/admins, Click Here.

Posted: 07/18/08 05:35 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 05:30 PM, Timex247 wrote: There are a few things I may be banned, or even flamed the hell out of for.

1 - Is it possible to change the ads to... something... cool?
When I look at Newground's ads I see 8 year old MMORPGs that suck and make me feel like
im 7. And besides, lets be serious, does ANYONE click on those?
Maybe change them to like... Topshift, Anime, Comics, something a little less "friendly"?
if you know what I mean by "friendly"
and if you don't, something approiate for Teenagers. Not kids/pre-teens.

In essence whoever is willing to pay the most money to Newgrounds will be able to take up the ad space. So, unless you can somehow convince a bunch of more "Mature" Groups to go and ask for some ad space, while actually being able to afford it, it's never gonna' happen.

2 - Would it also be possible to
God damn, am I pushing my luck with this one
update some of the levels to "modern" weapons. Who uses nunchucks or swords in this day in age? Possibly some firearms. A few non-melee weapons. (Besides the stars and bow and arrow)
And make it so the Levels 1-3 are a little les gay. It's humilitating being a "rock symbol" or a lollipop. sure, I could upgrade, but im too lazy too. -_-'''

So I guess there's no point in doing it then, is there?


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Topic: I disregard that I seek attention

Posted: 07/18/08 12:55 PM

Forum: General

ADHD is such a bullshit affliction. All it is is a lazy excuse for a couple of parents that won't discipline their kids. The fact that one knows that they have an affliction, and uses it as an excuse basically says that you don't have it in the first place.


25.

Resigned

Topic: It's really getting to me ;[

Posted: 07/18/08 12:52 PM

Forum: General

Just go into Safe mode and install it there. Or alternatively, get rid of the password in the Safe mode, and install it on the admin account. I don't see why no one ever thinks of this. :/


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Topic: NG, what's happening to me?

Posted: 07/18/08 10:20 AM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 09:53 AM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Puberty? Guys, I had a stache since 5th grade...now I'm gonna go to 8th.

Proof that all kk members are, and always will be little whiny 12 year olds.

Except maybe for BFK.

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Topic: Tall person

Posted: 07/18/08 09:19 AM

Forum: General


That would make him about 6'6", which is 3 inches above average height. When I think "tall", I think 7'4".

Lawl, what crazy world do you live in that 6'3 is the average height? NO where in the world is that the average height. No where.


28.

Questioning

Topic: Date Ideas

Posted: 07/17/08 03:22 PM

Forum: General

How do you manage to have a date, and not know where or what you're doing? How is that a date in the first place?


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None

Topic: Which Parent Do You Love More?

Posted: 07/17/08 11:26 AM

Forum: General

I think their about the same really. It's hard to love one parent more than the other, at least my parents. But then again, I'm not like ten years old anymore either.


30.

Thinking

Topic: How To Get Six Pac Abs

Posted: 07/16/08 05:10 PM

Forum: General

At 7/16/08 03:30 PM, Grubby wrote:
If you're average or skinny, then all you need to do is do 4 sets of 25 crunches or sit ups daily.

I do three sets of 35 sit ups/ crunches a day. Same result, right?


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