2,081 Forum Posts by "Der-Ubermensch"
No AGP slots... integrated graphics and audio. Not the best gaming machine.
At 10/19/05 01:40 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:At 10/19/05 12:38 PM, FBIpolux wrote: This looks like ass-licking to me...Now, he would probably take that as an insult if he hadnt already looked at your post history and seen hundreds of posts of you sucking up mary's and nephy's arse. Fucking hypocrite brown nose. Keep quiet.
That's grade A pwnage there.
85% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 50% Intellect, 41% Spirituality
Violent and deceptive: You are an Assassin.
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Skulking through the shadows... hunting their prey without remorse... Assassins are some of the most dangerous killers in D&D, and evil bastards to boot.
You're not necessarily evil, but you are both violent and sneaky. Chances are you aren't very honorable. Though who knows? You might have some noble goals, even if your methods tend to be... unorthodox. You might just be a Slayer of Domiel or something.
At 10/20/05 12:04 PM, Knudsen wrote: Never done bench press in my life - and I'm proud of it =P
Ever done it on a bench press?
Eleventy million pounds.
Oh yeah.. I gotta big e-cawk too.
At 10/20/05 11:23 AM, The_Green_Kirton wrote: i want to either be B a docter or a veternarian.
God that's fuckin' rich...
Just remember.. abs are nothing if you're a pencil neck, stick figuresque pussy.
At 10/20/05 06:53 AM, DeadPixels wrote: Im sick of Brown eyes, they look like droplets of shit. I want Very Light blue or Light Green eyes.
Even though I would never afford one, Is it possible to have an eye ball transplant?
Inject your eyeball with food coloring. Might work.
Coffee is a diuretic.. Durr..
:P
Thousands die every single day, and I'm willing to bet that some of those stories make this one seem like a tea party with the British Royalty. So WAA WAA WAA. I fart on him.
P.S: Don't try to pass off someone's misfortunes as being more tragic than others'.
At 10/18/05 04:59 AM, Maksin wrote: Discover yourself.
I did when I was 13, by the fireplace in my basement. Good times.
Let's fit every single bit of unorthodox and unexplainable data under the "intelligent design" theory.
Brilliant.
A piece of granite, dating back to 2,500,000,000 Bc.
At 10/18/05 12:42 AM, Nephthys wrote:
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
" Please hang up and try your call again, please, hang up now. This is a recording"
Do that now.
At 10/18/05 12:31 AM, FBIpolux wrote:At 10/18/05 12:28 AM, -Ubermensch- wrote: No offense.. but you look so stereotypically french. lolFrom France?
Nah.. T'a l'air d'un Quebecois pure-laine. C'est pas une insulte, en passant. ;)
At 10/18/05 12:29 AM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote:At 10/18/05 12:28 AM, -Ubermensch- wrote: No offense.. but you look so stereotypically french. lolHow so? They don't usually have curly hair...
Maudit Quebecois.. :P
The face man... THE FACE.
At 10/17/05 11:18 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
My hairs are long but curly. One month and I can hide my eyes with them.
No offense.. but you look so stereotypically french. lol
Maudit Quebecois.. :P
At 10/18/05 12:20 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:At 10/18/05 12:18 AM, -Ubermensch- wrote: Notice the palm fitted wonder. I guarantee you that after hours of use, your hands will be no worse for wear.-----------
Why did you post a picture of a bra? I don't get it.
You certainly are a bright one..
Hah.. that's rich.
Damn Mexico toucher. :P
Notice the palm fitted wonder. I guarantee you that after hours of use, your hands will be no worse for wear.
At 10/18/05 12:12 AM, Nephthys wrote: GOOOOOOOO
LEFTGORIGHTGOPICKUPYOURSTEPGOLEFTGORIGHTGO
LEFT
Captain Jack is black?
/Shock
At 10/18/05 12:07 AM, BonusStage wrote:At 10/18/05 12:05 AM, -Ubermensch- wrote: Nevermind him.. he's just trying to even out his daily post count.The military step, the air force ramp
Sir if you have no idea what's going on, then stay ignorant.
No.. I wasn't pleading ignorance. Just bashing the value of your incessant posts. Good day to you, sir. *tips hat*
At 10/18/05 12:03 AM, undermineinbaltimore wrote: im not sure i understand what you're talking about, care to go a little more in depth?
Nevermind him.. he's just trying to even out his daily post count.
At 10/17/05 11:50 PM, Velocitom wrote: 3 Adult Canadians = 1 American Jewish boy.
< My left testicle.
Both those movies sucked ass plot wise.. Freddy Vs Jason was somewhat funny, at least.
At 10/17/05 09:50 PM, Suicidal-kid wrote: I built my computer.
Yeah.. well I cooked some sand (silica) and built my own motherboard from scratch using an old toaster and a George Foreman Grill.
Hardcore
At 10/17/05 10:06 PM, Nephthys wrote: What does her being fat have to do with anything?
It probably causes a lack of penal erection on his part.
Call her a fat fuckin' Shamu look-alike.
It never fails.
At 10/17/05 04:35 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote:
I don't care if she hit you first, hitting women is just wrong.
*cough* Pussy *cough*
I heard the main active ingredient is circus midget semen. Don't quote me on that though..
