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At 10/26/05 09:56 PM, SuperSccty wrote: How do you become a moderater?

Make sure to have lots of spare time... and a posting average of 20 or so per day.

At 10/26/05 08:57 PM, aba1 wrote: have you ever felt too strong cause i always hurt people cause of my strength and it gets annoying and you always feel bad for hurting everyone

Stop hanging out in the terminal patients' ward.

What everyone here is neglecting to mention is that the United States has just sealed its reputation as untrustworthy, conniving and disloyal.

The real damage has already been done.

Seeing as an attack on Canada would have the terrorist factions losing any sort of credibility and "sympathy" from the west, no, I do not fear them.

I should be in the high 20s by now.

Boohoo

At 10/25/05 09:53 AM, THaviaC wrote: Hahaha this will be fun.

Sweet! Thanks for taking the time to help me. I appreciate it.

Ahah! A Finnish club. One of you kind sirs will surely help me with a little something. I would just like a translation of this song to English. I've been listening to it for over a year now, not knowing what the lyrics actually mean.

Turmion Katilot: Verta ja lihaa

Naaras (naaras)
rakasta (rakasta)
Minua (minua)
ja tätä lihaa
Ilman vihaa

Kaksin, voimme olla
Sinä, minun alla
Minä, sinun päällä
Yksin, minä

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

Raakaa, riestata
Rasvaa, rakkautta
Teknologinen mielen raiskaus
Sairaan kansan diktatuuri
Maailma on bordelli

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

Rautaa (rautaa)
on uros tuo
Ruhonsa (ruhonsa)
vie naaraan luo
Polttaa vaimon ja talon (Polttaa vaimon ja talon)
Oksentaa lattialle ja nauraa maailmanrauhalle

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

Rovioon astelkaa
Huutaa sielu ja raapii kynet
Voi kuinka se vihaa
Verta ja lihaa

P.S I have a couple more for you.. if its not too much trouble, that is.

At 10/20/05 12:41 AM, -TheFaces- wrote:

At 10/19/05 09:42 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

Im still curious as to one thing though, do you have to memorize and go through katas as in other martial arts or no, because I have heard different answers from different people.

1) The point of a Kata is to practice a combination or chain of attacks, blocks, and parrys. So the awnser should be yes. I know that I did when I was studying it.
2) the reason the awnser may differ could depend on the level of experience the martial artist holds. Obviouslly a first dan white belt would'nt have to memorise a ten minuit kata.

Katas in Jiu Jitsu? Yes, and no. They are utilised specifically for exercise purposes. Katas are NOT a core element of Jiu Jitsu, unlike with Karate.

At 10/24/05 05:20 PM, Elfer wrote:

We're just lucky it was dungeons and dragons rather than super-sneaky gun kill man, otherwise he might have been a legitimate threat.

Have you ever seen the blade on a Scottish Claymore? Not everyone owns a gun, you know.

At 10/23/05 10:17 AM, ScaredOfTrees wrote:

At 10/23/05 10:11 AM, McPaper wrote: NOT REALLY!
BUY ME THIS!

Geforce sucks..get nVidia

You scored +50 retard points. Congrats.

At 10/23/05 01:55 AM, seyton1 wrote:

First and last time EVER for posting of personal pic.

You never posted a pic of yourself...

No.. I havn't, and probably never will again. I had one for a LONG time in my profile, and it backfired when someone I knew tracedme through my profile. Anyhoo..

You might want to try spouting less BS Seyton.. You're only half right at best with the info you're supplying. This might be the allmighty internet, but let's not forget that there are those with actual knowledge pertaining to specific topics.

At 10/23/05 01:31 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

At 10/23/05 12:54 AM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Any suggestions? Amino acids or something?

Eat protein. Don't buy into those expensive protein shakes, though.

Do buy QUALITY protein though. Something that'll deliver 25 + more grams of protein to 0-1 g of carbs, and 0g fat,

Eat healthy meats, such as fish, poultry, and to a lesser extent, lean beef and pork. Also eat chicken and beef liver, if you can stand the taste.

No, don't eat pork.

Also, eat beans and rice. The two are complementary proteins--the combination of the two create protein.

True, but the excess carbs are just extra junk in the trunk.

Also, drink skim milk. It's a good source of protein, but it's not as fattening as whole milk is.

There's a bit of truth! Drink your milk, and you'll grow strong, just like me.

First and last time EVER for posting of personal pic.

At 10/23/05 01:27 AM, PsychoMonkeyParade wrote: I made my own diet, it turned me from a short, weak guy into a short, strong guy. It's called the "Fuckloads of BLTs and Steak Diet". All you do is eat BLTs for Lunch and Steak for Dinner and play lots of sports and the improvement in you physical strength and muscle size will be noticeable, within about 8 months. I'm not kidding, this is what I do.

Somewhat crude.. but to each his own. Sticking to high quality proteins and restricting carbohydrates is much more efficient, though.

At 10/23/05 01:09 AM, fli wrote:

Supplements only give you temporary gains. (Creatine forces water into your muscle, and thus it looks like you're getting big-- but really, it's just your muscles plumped with water, and that's all...)

The 3-3-3 method is an oldie, but it's been good. 3 liver tablets (or protein supplement), plus 3 amino acid pills-- every 3 hours.

Umm.. no. Creatine also grants a considerable increase in ATP, granting you that extra kick for a rep. It also helps alleviate, and in some cases eliminate muscle soreness after intense workouts,

Popping amino acid pills is complete garbage. You get all the essentials in your protein shakes and meat. Omega acid 3-6-9 tablets are recommended though, with every meal. I also forgot to mention that 6-oxo, or even ZMA before bedtime is also a plus.

At 10/23/05 01:02 AM, seyton1 wrote: Seriously, You do know how to lift weights right?

I mean I doubled my muscle mass in just 2 months. I didn't have anything to start with but considering I actually became toned in just 2 months made me a believer in good health.

Doubling your muscles mass in 2 months? Unless you started off with 5 pounds of muscle, that smells of pure bullshit.

No offense Doofy, but I doubt you're benching over 200 lbs with the bulk you have on that frame of yours. Now all BS aside; I recommend you up your protein intake to 1.5 g your weight per day. If you want to get into supplements, you might want to try Creatine and Tribulus.. maybe some Maca as well. That's if you want to keep to "natural" bodybuilding.

Don't believe whatever the steroid heads tell you at the fitness shop.. those guys are the greatest con artists.

At 10/22/05 10:43 AM, Cold_Logic wrote:

I can click the "SHUT DOWN" or "RESTART" buttons, but then nothing happens, my computer just keeps running. I am running Windows XP, I do not think I have any service packs installed, and I do not remember the last time it worked (I think it was at least a month ago). Do you think system restore will work?

On another note, my "Direct X" doesnt work. (I dont know if that's relevent or if when I attempted to install that I hurt something else)

Reformatting is NEVER the first thing you should do to resolve a problem. Start with troubleshooting using internet information sources. If that fails, THEN use the system restore option. Again, if that fails, re-install your OS. As a last and final result, reformat.

Semi-American
You are 76% American!
You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Apple Pie

Not too shabby... I did live down south for a while, afterall.

Meh.. sticks.. Pardon me if I'm not impressed.

You're beyond idiotic.

Puntang Pie

"The property mood singer (sold seven million plates) broke down on a party in Palma de Mallorca. "

So he was into pottery as well?

At 10/21/05 02:02 PM, Sarai wrote: These boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do, these boots of mine have a steel heel and they'll walk right over you...

-Sarai

Does that mean I'll have to pay extra?

At 10/21/05 11:57 AM, xij wrote: So how can i help ma famliy out (we got sa go to Japan) only ma dad has a proper job(he is a lawer) but ma mums a artsit how can i help out? i not old unuf for a job yet.

Sell your organs on the black market. You could always learn how to pick pockets.. Maybe you could just do a few purse snatchings. Grannies are easy targets.

I believe the right to flag movies and abusive reviews should be restricted, at least until level 9.

At 10/21/05 11:48 AM, DaveGrohl wrote:

At 10/21/05 11:39 AM, -Ubermensch- wrote: I recommend 2 rubbers.

Hows that gonna help....

Are you kidding, or just British?

lol

They decapitate people, the US burns corpses... Evening the score would have been burning them alive.

I recommend 2 rubbers.

At 10/20/05 04:51 PM, -Hybr1d- wrote: Boxing.

Its not choreographed.

So you think.

I don't see where RACE fits into this. Classist discrimination, perhaps.

David Berkowitz
(AKA the Son of Sam)

Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women.

In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings.

kill count: 6

Not too shabby.