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Response to: Questions that are hard to answer. Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

At 5/6/03 05:28 PM, AntiClock wrote:
At 5/6/03 03:32 PM, FLiXD wrote: Well....
thankyou for taking this topic seriously. even though some of the replies are fucking hillarious :)

Glad you enjoyed it Mr AntiClock. I must admit I was thinking as I wrote it: "well this should put my pretentiousness ranking up to at least level 15"

Here's a difficult Q for you: Why is the crapness of person's musical taste directly proportional to the volume of their car stereo?

Response to: Questions that are hard to answer. Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

Well....
1) A (true) christian geologist/archaeologist is a contradiction in terms. I don't see any way that you can believe the creation of mankind as stated in the bible once you've seen the overwhelming evidence for natural evolution. Anyway, the bible was written by men, and homo sapiens is definitely one species you cannot trust
2) There just isn't enough evidence to support theories on the state of the universe. I personally think it's probably expanding, but I doubt I shall be around to see the end of it, if it ever occurs, which is unlikely.
3) There is no reason at all, given the infinite size of the universe, that intelligent lifeforms shouldn't exist elsewhere in it. And they may turn up here one day - but mankind will probably have wiped itself out in the meanwhile.
As for ghosts/spirits, never seen any, but again, no reason to dismiss their existence. I'm sure there are plenty of planes besides the physical, but most people aren't or don't want to be tuned into them

Response to: N00bs can't be owned! Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

Nobody 'OWNZ' me. And anybody who says they do is a lying pile of steaming cat shit.

Response to: n00b n00bage Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

PS I also think that a user's Flash submissions to NG and the reception they get (ie batting average?) should be a large part of a user's level/rank, seeing as how the whole site is based around that

Response to: n00b n00bage Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

WHY oh why is level 8 considered the stage at which u become non-n00b??? n00bage stops at level 2 or 3 IMO, maybe 5 at the latest (depending on how stupid/ignorant an individual is)... and why do there only seem to be 2 categories, n00b or Vet? Surely something else lies in between? Am I the only one that finds the lack of ranks dubious?

Response to: Burning stuff phase Posted May 6th, 2003 in General

My dad's a chemist, he has his own little lab so when the parents used to go out for the day, me and my bros used to mix up various explosive concoctions/fireworks/bangers using gunpowder as a base. Great fun until he caught us and put a lock on the lab. Hard to find sulphur or saltpetre nowadays that doesn't have fire-retardent in it. Still enjoy pouring lighter fluid on thinks and sending them up in flames though. I think a fascination with flames is a basic human instinct - well that's my excuse anyway and I sticking to it...

Response to: Anime jiggle-fests Posted May 5th, 2003 in General

I must admit I find myself in 2 minds on this.
I'm not a particular fan of Anime, have seen a few pics & vids but tend to prefer real women. But then, I don't agree with the anime-haters on NG who slam anything with drawn women in: "yuo must be saad, get yorself a gilfriend, etc etc.". And yes, some anime is disturbingly perverted & hardcore, but then, as the same people are so fond of saying, "its onley a drwaing! its not a RELE WOMAN!" - at least you know it doesn't actually do any direct damage to real people - unlike the porn industry, with its seediness, venereal diseases & exploitation. Plenty of dirty 40-year-old directors in there...
Hmmmm do I have a conclusion? Not really, except perhaps that you have about as much chance of shagging Sailor Jupiter as you do of laying Jenna Jameson.

Excuse my ramble, think I'd better sleep now

Response to: n00b n00bage Posted May 5th, 2003 in General

also I think a lot of people tend to assume n00b = st00pid, which is not always the case
Except for me of course cos I'm as thick as 2 short planks dipped in pigshit

Response to: Your highest popularity ever Posted May 5th, 2003 in General

#56 (today), nut I don't have a clue why...

Response to: Purple Teletubby, Gay or Straight?? Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

At 4/29/03 06:31 PM, the_dark_knight63 wrote:
At 4/29/03 06:24 PM, FLiXD wrote: erm... guys... they're not actually real... : )
wow, no crap. I think everyone here knows that. It's the purpose behind the character they're talking about.

Ahhhhh sorry, for one moment there I thought you were all deluded maniacs. I should've known about your superior intellectual prowess and excellent knowledge of children's TV....

Response to: Purple Teletubby, Gay or Straight?? Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

erm... guys... they're not actually real... : )

Response to: The official: MY FAVE COLOR TOPIC Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

Forget-me-not blue. Clothes-wise, black.

Response to: Why did you join newgrounds Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

Found it while looking for an update for SIMGirl game, got intrigued and stayed cos I like the user input & voting, and also cos I now have somewhere where I can submit my Flash work and people appreciate it.
Also seeing other people's Flash work has given me a lot of inspiration on how to improve my own.

Response to: Pedophilia Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

You forgot the bit about pulling their fingernails out. Slowly.

Response to: Life sucks Posted April 29th, 2003 in General

At 4/29/03 09:20 AM, hugh_jarse wrote:
At 4/29/03 09:14 AM, Mystboy wrote: I'll answer by showing you a poem of Robert Frost :
I'll answer by urinating onto your forehead...

**whistles** dum de dum de dum **whistles** fruitcake

P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

LMFAO

Response to: Ur favorite piece of clotheing! Posted April 28th, 2003 in General

Nice soft scarf, big baggy jumpers
I HATE shoes

Response to: Your real names Posted April 28th, 2003 in General

Hi all
My name is Felix Denvish
Just kiddin, it's Bob really

Response to: Who likes FF and which is your fav Posted April 28th, 2003 in General

VII is the best game I have EVER played. 8 9 & 10 are ok but 7 is better.

Response to: Pathetic little multi-account cheat Posted April 28th, 2003 in General

Chances are if he's on dial-up, banning his IP will have no effect - it'll just change next time he connects. Even on cable it's possible to change your IP every hour or so, if you know what you're doing. Which means unfortunately that there's not a lot NG can do. I've seen & had the same problem on the Direct Connect P2P program, the method is usually used by leeching f**kers on there, too.

Response to: when do flashes change..... Posted April 27th, 2003 in General

Cool. Thanks for responding. It seems to have gone down pretty well, so hopefully he'll add it
Cheers

Response to: Best Sig Pic? Posted April 27th, 2003 in General

Well here's mine for what it's worth
but
I'm gutted this BBS won't accept Flash sigs/avatars. Seems like it should do...
any chance of installing a mod?

Response to: words / phrases you invented Posted April 27th, 2003 in General

I find that calling people 'Mr Saddam' tends to offend them.... 8 )

I also like 'bumface'... short and seemingly childish and innocent - until you think about it

Response to: when do flashes change..... Posted April 27th, 2003 in General

That's exactly the question I was going to ask... 8 )
I submitted a dress-up game, I'm just wondering if and how it gets to appear in the Dress-up games section on NG. Is it based on votes & reviews, or is it up to NG staff discretion?

Response to: Answer Machines Posted April 27th, 2003 in General

My favourite:
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.