My dad won't let me get GTA IV >:(

At 11/13/06 01:20 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/12/06 11:49 AM, ferrret wrote: A woman just gives birth to two children, a homocidal maniac says she can only keep one. Which one does she keep?

First, grammar is horrible. Two chidren? lol. Thats like saying two mice. Either says two childs or just say children and give a number of kids.

Second, gonna take the nerdy loop hole approach on this one. From reading it, would sound like he is giving the optoin of keeping one set of children, rather than one child. So i guess she wouldnt have to give up any of them.

No offense but you're with bad grammar in that post, hippocrite (or however you spell it). Oh, and you have spelling errors there. Jeeze, what's happened to mods now?

At 5/17/08 10:36 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:

At 5/17/08 10:35 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: "Americans got saved by the English in World War 2."

Instant flame. Just add water.

Because Americans are usually so full of themselves.

Well, red necks mostly.

Ok, here's what i want you to do, i want you to pour gasoline all over yourself then set set yourself on fire for being a racist bastard.

At 5/17/08 04:17 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Stuff

I care >:(

At 5/16/08 04:30 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 5/16/08 04:28 PM, elliez3 wrote: i have a great idea for newgrounds! they should start sending litttle toys to Burger King or McDonalds

awesome idea! they should send 50000 penicorns, that'd make agreat first impression!

I can imagine it now "Mommy, what's this thing called?"

At 5/16/08 09:19 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 5/16/08 09:17 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
Stop it and actually, you know, CONTRIBUTE TO THE TOPIC.

First, contribute something to NG that isn't a piece of camwhoring shit.

Seconded

Ok, in the meantime lets photoshop this!

At 5/16/08 08:40 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 5/16/08 08:31 PM, DemonX123 wrote: Bulletproof armor isn't made of kevlar, it's made of ceremic plates but the suit is called kevlar.

Lies. You can get body armour that is made up of layers of Kevlar and has a steel plate over the heart.

You lie, because inside the vest is ceremic plates, and, the steel is kinda extra. Atleast effective armor anyway.

LOL MOAR FAIL

At 5/16/08 07:32 PM, MeatMachine wrote: Of course, people are blaming a 5'8'' negro.

Just for saying that, i believe that makes you racist.

At 5/16/08 08:33 PM, Dog-meat wrote:

At 5/16/08 08:31 PM, DemonX123 wrote:

At 5/16/08 08:16 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 5/16/08 08:14 PM, Dog-meat wrote: So tell me people of NG, what could I do to make my suit better, or what do you think of my idea?

Make it out of Kevlar maybe.

Bulletproof armor isn't made of kevlar, it's made of ceremic plates but the suit is called kevlar.

And there is no such thing as bulletproof vests, only bullet resistant.

Ok well excuse me, dickweed, ceremic plates beat cutting boards any day. Anyway, catcher's gear would probably be better than cutting boards.

At 5/16/08 08:16 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 5/16/08 08:14 PM, Dog-meat wrote: So tell me people of NG, what could I do to make my suit better, or what do you think of my idea?

Make it out of Kevlar maybe.

Bulletproof armor isn't made of kevlar, it's made of ceremic plates but the suit is called kevlar.

Great not a single intelligent response so far, that's newgrounds for you.

Anyway, i feel sorry for you but i'm an only child so i don't know what it's like. Talk to your parents about it and if he doesn't get a job after your other brother joins a company you should try and get your parents to kick him out of the house.

Here

was probably my first one

The OP is a fag

At 5/16/08 05:04 PM, ElectricSurge wrote:

At 5/16/08 05:02 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: I can understand idiots under the age of 13 signing up for NG, but seriously, I've known 14-year-olds who were much more mature than many of the adults I know (ie. at least half of NG's members).

So, seriously, what the hell?

And before anyone rags on me for age, I'm 20, in college and shit.

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Hell!
Job: Mouse Potato

Blah!

your not mature either lol wut bitch! no go fuck off!

And also what's a mouse potato?

Look a lvl 2 08'er who doesn't specify his age because he's 10 years old, so fuck yourself, hippocrite.

This would be funny if you weren't racist and if it wasn't fake

It aims the picture on the house right next to mine, so that means it's wrong D:

At 5/13/08 10:25 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Stuff

I can't believe i'm saying (typing) it, but i agree with cellardoor6

At 5/13/08 08:41 PM, Dew wrote: You're argument fails to address the fact that a president does, in fact represent the entire nation, because the majority of you voted for him. Therefore, crappy president= crappy place.

I didn't vote for bush, he BLOWS

Angus Young

you all know it

At 5/13/08 08:01 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: I have to run a timed mile tomorrow.

I have 17 minutes to do it.

Im ready, im ready, im ready

That's easy, you could jog at about 5 mph and make it easy

My dad won't let me get GTA IV even though i saved up for it with MY money >:(

holy shit, what's with a ton of people having child porn on their comp?

At 5/10/08 07:09 AM, flamingrifle wrote:

At 5/6/08 06:20 PM, DemonX123 wrote:

It's wing is all red and bent and i feel so bad now. So far it still can't fly and i hope it's ok.

What do you think of this unbelievable accident?

Yeah, accident.

Yes it is an accident, i wasn't even aiming teh gun, i was holding it from the hip

dumbass

He just needs to be careful of what he eats, like what my dad does

At 5/12/08 05:00 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Stuff

Look children, the douchebag is here!

I sent him a message saying about how we reallyneed another asshole on the internet

At 5/9/08 10:55 PM, Eggys wrote: Oh that's just horrible. What about it's family? They'll all starve now because of YOU!

Doubt it,

At 5/9/08 10:07 PM, SpaceWalk wrote:

At 5/9/08 10:06 PM, RacistBassist wrote: This is blasphemy

this is madness!

This... is.... SPARTA!!!!!

i had to say it