Nice shoes.

I'd shit my pants if Pokemon were real. I mean seriously, fucking Pokemon everywhere on the roads, swurving not to hit a ugly looking thing that's a cross between a bug and a rat with wings.

French-Canadian with a little English

I believe you have problems.

Fuckin eh. I'm Canadian so I didn't know why this date was so special, but now I see it is going to be like Christmas.

Drugs are bad.

Well aint that a bitch, either my thread never existed or it was deleted

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2211 91
Nov 22, 1991

If you and your partner feel ready and are fully aware of the risks, and have the proper protection, then really I don't care.

I'm from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. I like it here because it's multiculturel and lots of nice people.

I don't like it here for the extreme weathers(super cold in the winter, super hot in the summer) and even though there are lots of nice people, it comes with lots of gangs. Shootings have happened alot just outside my block.

Five Important Things:
1. Underwear
2. Toilet paper
3. Knive
4. Shorts
5. Sun glasses

Any other supplies I can make with leaves.

At 7/24/07 02:15 AM, HTID wrote:

At 7/23/07 04:42 AM, Renu wrote:
So, I get A's in my test, and he couldnt give a shit. But when he sees a movie meant mainly for children, he cums all over the camera.

I thought you said he watched the HP movie... how can he come on a camera if he is watrching the screen?

Simple, just like Harry in the new and final book, he's Jesus.

If it's basically an upgrade for programmers then I'll stick with my Flash 8. I want to animate, not make games :)

Jerk off to porn that has a Christmasy vibe to it? Like a hot chick wearing a Santa hat o.o

One thing, stupidest isn't a word, jack ass. You're thread title should be "The most stupid bitches ever"

Now, wtf is that link. It's just some stupid site.

At 12/24/06 09:45 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/24/06 09:44 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Fun Fact:

If you look into a mirror and say my screen name three times I will appear before you and raid your fridge and pantry for snacks. Try it in a dimly lit bathroom with a few friends for creepy Halloween fun!

If I say it four times can you appear before me, naked in all your glory, sweating like a ripe peach, misted in dew and mystery. I want to peel you, I want to feel you, from the inside, I want to explore your under regions and call your ass a home.

Dude, that's hot. I so want you.

It's jerk ur pack. It will always be jerk ur pack. It will never change. So suck it.

Actually...snow covers up almost 80% of Winnipeg right now, so I have snow to be content with.

Is it cold outside? Then run around in your shorts with no shirt on *hawwwwwwtttttttttt*, that'll give you an energy boost.

Uh...lets see...you have running what I hope, right? Turn it to cold and every once and a while, splash your face. You'll be up for hours.

-I was 12, and had to jack off. So, I'm on the bottom bunk, whilst my friend was on the top. I REALLY had to jerk it, so I did. He still doesn't know

-Infront of this PC while my mom was reading a book like, 10 feet away

-In the computer room where I was sent for being bad back in 7th grade >.< My teacher came in right as I blew my load. I had quickly covered up with my sweater, but I had a stain on my shirt for a week. Mom never asked >.<

YEAH, pretty weird.

What the hell? Since when were there inflatable Christmas decorations?

Christmas decorations come in three forms.

Wooden
Plastic
Plaster

NOT inflatable. YOU ARE A LIAR AND A THIEF

Thank you.

I mean seriously, what rock band puts out a song about talking to his exgirlfriend, while his current girlfriend is in the room, about still wanting the ex? That's a shit concept to talk about, let alone to write about and make it into a song, a shitty song.

It's horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

Did he know she was rich before dating? If so, then he liked her for who she is.

Lol, as long as she has a mouth it's good? So kissing and blowjobs is all he's getting?

Hahaha, hey, atleast your mom has a sense of humor and accepts if you get caught watching porn.

Either way, isn't that the perfect opportunity to steal some and watch it yourself? Or are you a wuss?

At 12/23/06 10:38 AM, Konstanza wrote: Drugs are bad,yo.

Word up

A song that inspires me is by a local christian artist David Bracken with his song I Pray. It's a great song that makes me tear and put a grin on my face AT THE SAME TIME

Hinder is the shit stain on rock's glorious legacy. Get this shit out of here now.

Oh man, that's hilarious. Well, lets hope you get shit AFTER Christmas so that you still get the shit, but are just stuck in your rooms.

You.

That's right.

You.

At 12/23/06 07:11 PM, Ecke wrote: Porn must be scary on that.

Oh God, I don't even want to try.

Zombeh one cuz its teh sexes

Um, no, cause I'm not fat, or twelve, or an emo.

Though I have played music really loud, but that's just to rock out