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Well, I'm heading to the portal for the first time in a couple of days. Just been busy with various things, mainly college work. Before anybody says, I know i'm not on the roster anymore and therefore nobody here will probably care. Just thought me saying this might inspire some of you to get on there too.

Good luck :).

*Salutes*

At 1/26/12 01:46 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: I'm almost 2.

I'm just a little bit older, but at this age it seems like I am so much older. I will lord it over you for the rest of eternity. Can you feel me lording it child, can you feel me?

*Lords It*

At 1/25/12 11:31 PM, Vociferousmime wrote:

At 1/25/12 12:47 AM, ToastedCupcake wrote: No shit, some kid my way is selling hash 40 bucks a gram and I know people buying it, even though he's told my friend that he knows he's making 10 bucks off it. Funny thing is, my friend still bought it. I guess he's gotten his money's worth though, because he's had it for a week or two and he's been throwing in with people on bowls.

Thats tragic man, I can get the best hash you ever had for $10 a gram and even better shit than that for $20. I guess thats a benefit to living in CA

I agree that that is well bad. I can't believe that people are selling at that. I couldn't tell you what the price per gram is for hash around here, seeing as I have not bought hash for a good couple of years now. But as far as I can remember you had to pay £30 (around $50, i think) and you'd get this block. Not too sure how much it weighed but think it was about 2.5 - 3 grams.

Personally I stopped buying hash because I generally couldn't be bothered with it when there was bud easily available. You just can't beat chillin' with a joint thats packed full of strong bud.

I would like to say that I have had a relationship that did end well but to be honest I don't think that I have. They always seem to end with a lot of insults being fired from both sides. It's not that I'm immature but it just always seems to happen. Even if I decide to take the high road I always seem to get dragged in.

The closest that I have come to one that ended well is I have an ex that after about 5 months or so we started talking again and now we are close friends again.

I guess it is possible though, just hasn't happened to me yet.

At 1/24/12 06:50 AM, PointerPainter wrote: I'm interested in learning about the community here. If you have a spare minute, answer this quick survey:

Will do mate.

1. How much time do you spend at the Computer

I'd say on average about 6-7 hours a day.

2. How much of that time do you spend on the Flash Portal

About 2 hours a day.

3. How much of that time do you spend on the Newgrounds BBS

About 2 hours a day.

4. Are you a student? If yes, where.

Yes, I'm at Mid-Cheshire college studying Digital Arts.

5. Are you employed? If yes, where.

Sadly no.

6. How many hours of rigorous exercise do you perform daily? Examples are Running, Sports, and Weightlifting.

About an hour.

7. Do you have a "busy schedule"? If yes, what percentage of your spare time is spent on Newgrounds?

I'd say quite busy, yes. And about 70% of my free time is taken up by this website. Quite sad when you think of it.

8. How many glasses of water do you drink per day? What else do you drink?

Only about one or two half pint glasses. I usually drink fizzy drinks like Dr. Pepper or Coke.

Thank you,
PointerPainter.

You're welcome :).

Well it has been a very long time since this crew was active, so as I'm sat here drinking a chilled Dr. Pepper I can't help but wonder if it is time for this crew to jump into life again. So Dr. Pepper drinkers unite!

At 1/23/12 07:29 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: If you're over 20 and still playing video games 12 hours a day you need a reality check.

It was about 4 months before my 20th birthday that I had the waking moment where I thought to myself simply "I really don't find video games entertaining anymore". Because of this they are now all gone, I can't see myself ever playing on one again.

It's strange, I only miss the really old games lilke Spyro 2 and Mario 64.

At 1/23/12 09:36 AM, Coop wrote: Ussain Bolt even featured at the Manchester Meet

I keep meaning to go to one of these but never end up doing so. What actually happens at one of the Manchester Meet? Is it just basically a piss up 'cause if so I have to go.

At 1/23/12 06:55 AM, sandwich-eater wrote:

At 1/23/12 05:31 AM, Decky wrote: My experience.........IT'S OVER 5,000!!!

How are your experience points ending in a 5?

Because when I signed up and you are asked if you want a daily e mail about the daily top 5 (to start with 5 eperience) or/and one about the weekly top 5 (for another d experiebce) I just picked weekly.

My experience.........IT'S OVER 5,000!!!

Well just ;).
How many times can I do that........Honestly.

Well after a small amount of time not buying any Weed (about 2 weeks) I got myself £10 worth. It may not have seen like a long time but for me that is quite a cut down. I've had one or two joints in that time but they have been from smoke that a friend has bought and shared. Just thought that I'd end the weekend with a small amount of bud.

I'm also coming to the end of the 250g of rolling baki that I got for Christmas, once this has gone I'm quiting smoking. Still smoking Weed just not cigs. So I'll only be getting my nicotine from joints from now on. I wonder how this will go.

At 1/22/12 12:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: You know what? I don't even read these damn papers.

I rarely do anymore, I used to read the movie reviews a lot but never been a fan of the rest of the crap. After I studied media I realised how much of it is corupt and generally dishonest. And now with this phone hacking stuff they've proved that they simply can't be trusted.

At 1/22/12 02:00 PM, Cootie wrote: Probably because the game is really freaking awesome. Maybe you should pick it up and start playing it with them? Me and my friends have had real good times making a "group" Skyrim character and taking turns playing as him.

It's not really my thing to be honest mate. I'm not into fantasy things to be honest. My only real branch into that world was reading and watching the Lord of the Rings movies, I liked them but that's as far as I go.

At 1/21/12 10:27 PM, SolidToad wrote: Boots all the way.

I agree with this ^^^.

I have always thought this. A boot can be formal or informal, conservative or vulger. I resently got some new boots (picture below) and I'm quite happy with them.

At 1/21/12 09:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: did you enjoy your Page 3 wank

Personally I find that when they put an opinion of the girl next to her it's just simply the funniest thing that you can read of a morning with your fry up and a steaming cup of black coffee. Seriously, think of something better then this:

"Lucy, 19 from Essex thinks that are troops should be brought back from Iraq because violence is never the answer."

I mean who really gives a fuck what these girls think. They all have an empty look in their eyes that suggests they aren't the brightest peanuts in the turd and I highly doubt they could even back any of these opinions up with a solid fact. I would like to ask Lucy, 19 from Essex exactly why she thinks are troops should be brought home? They are keeping you in the plastic that's stuck to your nails and face so shut it!

*Decky does to calm down and have a fag*

At 1/21/12 08:37 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I think I have finally found the right race on Skyrim, The Altmer High Elf I around level 4 or 5.

I can't stand Skyrim. About half of my friends play it and it's like W.O.W. all over again, they rarely come out and have a social life anymore. Some of them are in their mid-twenties, they should be getting drunk at the pub like normal British young adults. It's strange when they come out and start talking amoungst themselves about dragons and shit. It leaves the rest of us stuned.

Basically, I was going to play Skyrim but then I took a vagina to the penis.

At 1/21/12 05:05 PM, Missalij55 wrote: If you could have a website, what would you name it?

I'd call it something pretty standard like DeckysDomain or something.

What would be on it?

I'd use it to display my artwork and some of my Flashs (when I get better). Basically what I have here but I'd maybe have stuff that is just for there. Kinda like what quite a few users (TheWeebl, Sexual-Lobster and Doki etc) do.

Would it be a prank website, a shock website, a social website, etc.?

I'd just use it to have another place to display my work. What a whore I am.

Alternately, if you have a website, tell us the name and why, why you have it, and what's on it.

I do have a website that I made for a two part college project. I had to create some graphics that depicted the seven deadly sins and then a site to put them on. Its just a quite crappy simple HTML site. The only good part is a splash page with a small animated GIF that I made.

The site itself was uploaded but to a free site so the URL is hardly easy to remember, I do have it written down somewhere. I also found that everytime I try and get on the thing the server is down.

And if you have any stories about the site, like hackers, trolls, other things, do tell :).

Well I passed my project that's about it :).

"What I like to do is get two handful of mushy peas, put them under my armpits and throw myself at a brick wall. I don't know what it is, it just makes me feel wanted.
- Dylan Moran

At 1/20/12 06:32 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 1/20/12 06:12 PM, Sepultura123 wrote: Maybe im good W00T !!!!!

I know it's been a long, LONG time since I officially had anything to do with this, but I very much doubt the NGPD's standards have slipped so low as to allow that kind of attitude towards the BBS to pass a preliminary inspection. It's up to Tails and / or whoever's the Unit-Ops these days, but I wouldn't hold your breath if I were you.

I'm agreeing with this ^^^.

Also I don't believe that there is a Unit-Ops at the moment. Could be wrong though, from what I remember somebody may have been given the job but I can't think who or even if they still post here. Didn't Spiffy have it until he ranked out? Then the mind goes blank.

Maybe this lack of memory is something to be worried about.

At 1/20/12 09:33 AM, NL-Courage wrote: I want to ask if I'm possible to join this force or not.

Well I've looked at your user page and you have a good amount of B/P which will allow you to get into this club. You also have more then enough forum posts. The only problem that I see is that your post quality is alittle bad. If I were you I'd work on making your posts longer.

This is not an official no, that has to come from Tails but this is probably what he'd say.

At 1/19/12 09:17 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 1/19/12 12:46 AM, 123mine123 wrote: Also has anyone realized that the flash portal has a lot of SOPA related flashes, and no matter how suckish it is, some somehow passes...?

It's hard for some people to differentiate between quality and ideals. Then again, when you support what a submission is advocating, it'd seems counter-intuitive to vote against it. It's practically a free ticket to the Portal. It kinda sucks, but it does help clue in on how strong a popular opinion is.

I agree completely with what Tails is saying although with everything like this you get a lot of crap but every now and again a real gem pops it head out from the rest. Exibit A:

• 
  Super SOPA Bros. by NoLanLabs

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Here's a few that I thought of (they may already have been said):

A razor blade
A punk studed belt
A blow dart
An elastic band and pin
An apple
A log/stick
A fried chicken leg
A crab claw
A chivel
A lawn dart
A rack

To be honest I don't really eat a lot of icecream. But every now and again I buy some nice strawberry cheesecake flavoured stuff. Had some unusual Guinness flavour icecream one time, I'd say that icecream is something that you have to try if there is an unusual flavour on offer.

At 1/16/12 11:12 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Pretty bad if something gets stolen and ends up taking an award for the week.

I can remember one time a stolen flash got the daily 3rd place. I guess some user don't realise, watch it, think it's amazing and spam 5 it. I have to admit it's a strange turn of events when this sort of thing happens.

At 1/16/12 12:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I recommend rice with chicken broth for dinner and either applesauce of jell-o for dessert if you're feeling queasy from a hangover.

It wasn't so much of a hangover as a general "I should have done with not having to get up at 6am" morning. The thing that finally got rid of that feeling was around noon I went home for some lunch and another JD and coke.

And speaking of blue curacao, I still haven't tried it, but I really want to.

I tried that for the first time on new years eve 2010. It does taste quite nice and is great to make a cocktail that lovely shade of blue. If you used it in a Zombie it could be quite pretty.

20 years old, 5 foot 10 inches and 9 and a half stone.

Have no idea why you would want to know it though.

Could be fun I guess.

Positive Monster

Doesn't help that I'm really not a fan of rap music.

Well I was drinking the other night (a classic night filled with Jack Daniels and Cokes) and felt what could be described as "slightly rough this morning. So decided that the best thing to do was have another with my breakfast. Didn't work too well. I'm now sat at college feeling a bit worse for wear.

Was a good weekend though ;).

At 1/15/12 01:39 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Sup guys, I finally got the REP for mine123 up on the PF.

I voted :). In all the time that I have been a member of the private forums I have racked up a total of 6 posts XD. Anyway, we need more votes on it so everybody get your asses to the PF and get voting.

At 1/14/12 03:32 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/14/12 10:35 AM, Twone wrote: Duke Nukem Forever was a silly game

And Chinese Democracy was an abominable record. Gotta love how these long time development releases end up bombing. That joke of an album is enough for me to never be a genuine fan of Guns N' Roses.

Same here, I've never really been into them myself but thought some of the classics like Sweet Child of Mine and Paradice City were good so when I heard that there was a long awaited album coming out I thought I'd guive it a listen. I wasn't impressed. I heard that Axl Rose is a complete dick to the fans anyway.