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At 1/31/12 04:09 PM, Gein wrote: are you implying that tattoos hurt?

More stating because they do :P. I know it varies from person to person and also where you are getting inked is a factor but it's pretty safe to say that yes, a tattoo does cause pain.

At 1/31/12 05:15 PM, Dromedary wrote: I'm sure a tattoo on your knob would hurt somewhat.

I imagine that would feel pretty nasty, although I always wanted a smiley face on my shaft. Just for the lols really.

It's my second NG Birthday :D.
Lets celebrate with a jammy dodger :P.

3rd WIP. If I'm honest I've been tied down with a lot of college work at the moment so I haven't really had much time to put into this. I added a chinese character to the top corner and a bit more shade. I'm still going to finish the shade and add some veins of white that continue from the wing. Also the character needs alittle more work, I'm thinking a slightly bigger all white character, to make it look like a sticker.

At 1/30/12 10:14 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 1/30/12 09:59 AM, Decky wrote: Well we are a month into '12.

Shit really? That's going quick already. *Sigh*

I know where you are comig from. The days are getting noticably longer and pretty soon it'll start to get warmer as well. O' I can tell this year is going to feel like a short one.

How is everybody doing with there B/P this year?

Ehhh, I do it when I can really. Definitely not as much as last year, and I highly doubt I'll make it up to last year as I seem to have "mellowed" out a bit. I enjoy lurking the forums now instead, reading and occasionally posting. I think I've gone off B/P'ing because of the repetitiveness of it. I'm sure I'll pick it up again eventually.

Again, I know the feeling. I'm still posting quite regularly but compared to my first year my B/P is a lot less. Tomorrow I have my second NG birthday and my second annual stat report will be posted and there we'll see just how more relaxed about the whole thing I was.

At 1/30/12 10:15 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 1/30/12 10:10 AM, 123mine123 wrote: Well, its doing great for me.
I just got to Police Captain rank! WOOHOO!
Buuut, after 500 points ill have to resign...

Or if the redesign comes first, you may not have to. I'm thinking along with the levels, the B/P ranks are also going to change. I mean hopefully because then maybe I'll get motivated again. But we'll see soon enough I suppose!

^^^ This.

And also when you rank out of here you can always join the EGB. All you need are good posts, at least 2,500 B/P and a bronze whistle. It's basically the same as here but there are more users and the next person up from you on the roster is usually thosands away ;).

Well we are a month into '12. How is everybody doing with there B/P this year? Taking it slow? Getting more done that what you expected? Basically hows it going?

I've learnt something very interesting (to me).

I used to believe that you couldn't drink on the day that you got a tattoo, t5his is because alcohol thins the blood and can course you to bleed quite abit from it. I now know that it is only before you have the tattoo that you can't drink.

I have my next tattoo booked for the 11th of Feb and armed with my new knowledge i will be entering the pub across from the studio almost straight away to ease the pain with a nice JD and Coke.

At 1/29/12 04:50 AM, Red-Cheetah wrote: They call me Jeremia Catson mylord.

Good, good. Now back to the fields Jeremia Catson and bring me some hops to create our own brand of ale. By the way you do not have to address me as my "my lord", simply "sir" will do.

At 1/28/12 01:05 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/28/12 01:00 PM, Decky wrote: T'was a joke my good man. There's no need to take offence, I was merely poking fun.

Let's get married.

We could run away together far from here and lay down, under an old oak tree and make sweet, passionate and just down right illegal in these times love. But sadly t'was never to be. As you are a lowly worker bee and I a highly respected member of this society, are love could simply never withstand the extreme pressure that would be put upon us. So go, hush my sweet. Away to your fields and we shall speak of are forbidden roimance no more. But know you'll always be in my heart.

*End Scene*

At 1/28/12 12:22 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/28/12 10:44 AM, Decky wrote: Speak for yourself.

You don't like me?

T'was a joke my good man. There's no need to take offence, I was merely poking fun.

At 1/27/12 08:43 PM, supermegachaos wrote: please tell me what you think and how could I improve on the next one

It's not a bad cartoon style picture. I'm a fan of cartoony drawings although I'd say that you have left a little too much empty space in it, especially at the top. If you would have just cropped the picture a tiny bit at the sides and bottom and a decent amount from the top it would have improved it dramaticly. Other then this it is a great drawing.

At 1/28/12 09:53 AM, Red-Cheetah wrote:

At 1/28/12 09:49 AM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/28/12 09:17 AM, Red-Cheetah wrote: Well okay sire.
I'm of getting the turnips for dinner.

Good, good it is always nice to sit down to a hearty dinner after a long day of drinking hard alcohol and going on a hunt through the grounds.

Good to meet you anyway, I'm Sir Decky of Cheshire. The roster manager for The High Society, and what is your name so I can add you to the list? (Peasant ______)

I'm not your sire. I'm just a peasant that the nobles actually like.

Speak for yourself.

At 1/27/12 09:43 AM, Chronamut wrote: I am most sorry but I was attending to dignitaries and nobles out in spain - we brought back a fresh brand of tea - Paragon tea.. I do find it most delectable.

I see, it is always good to take a break and go traveling. Especially when one brings back such fine wonders as an exotic tea. Personally I would love to go to The Congo with nothing but a man servent with a plucky sence of adventure and a bag to bring various lovely things back.

Lady Tottington Welcomes you all! Now it's off to my vegetable garden.

It's good to have you back M'am. Now the revival of are club can truely get under way. Anybody for a glass of brandy and a cigar to celebrate this most glorious of times?

At 1/27/12 10:49 AM, Confucianism wrote: So what's the new roster for 2012?

I think that it would be a capital idea to scrap the old roster and start a new. I'll send out some PMs to the users that were posting the most in here before it took a rather tragic nose dive. I'll put the roster on hold until we have a few more users attending our great club.

Obviously it's Lady Tottington's last say.

At 1/27/12 08:56 AM, RickAlabama wrote: So here is J. Jonah Jameson venting my rage with the recent SOPA, PIPA and ACTA bills.

Nice, it has a kind of comic book feel to it. I'd like to see it coloured or even with it edited so that the background colour is a matt colour like in some comic strips.

Well here is my first ever BBS post.

"Is there any sites were you can download freeware to make short Flash animations that i can post on here."

Posted on Feb 4th 2010 :). God what a noob I was.

At 1/27/12 08:03 AM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/26/12 02:02 PM, Decky wrote: O' I wonder where she is, we need her presence it this most worthy club is going to thrive once more.

Then messager er ye smatchet.

Way head of you. I send a PM yesterday :).

At 1/26/12 10:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Doner kebab.

^^^ Agree ^^^

You can't beat a bit of extremely low quality meat in pitta/nan bread that if you showed to an Asian cook he would spit in your face for the obvious insult. It's simple, you have to be drunk. You just have to.

Bon appétit.

At 1/26/12 07:25 PM, Sectus wrote: Hey guys, I'm back from a rather long break I took recently from newgrounds, and the net in general. What all have I missed?

To be honest you haven't missed much at all. This place has taken a slightly more "relaxed" amount of posts of resent and thats about it really. Good to see you back though Sectus.

At 1/26/12 11:36 PM, 123mine123 wrote: 11 days left till the redesign!

I wonder what the level icons will look like and if they are going to change anything with the B/P ranks.

At 1/26/12 10:01 AM, Zultra wrote: 1) I support A monarchy but not THE monarchy, our queen is a traitor tbh.

Well personally I disagree with a monarchy, I don't think it makes sence in the modern day. Just out of curiosity my is she a traitor? I'd just call her a massive waste of space.

2) The queen has no power.

Then seriously, what's the point. All she does is sit on her arse as are taxs pay for everything that she could possibly ever want.

3) there are many in Ulster who want to be a part of Britain, why walk all over there wishes.

Quite a few people in the world want food, why walk all over there wishes (directed at everybody in the western world). Because life isn't fair. Ireland should be united. And if you don't like it and you live in Ireland, then move. Nobody would stop you.

At 1/26/12 12:43 PM, Confucianism wrote: I don't work on your land. I work on Chronamut's land.

I think you'll find that you work on the clubs land, which was founded by the good lady. O' I wonder where she is, we need her presence it this most worthy club is going to thrive once more.

At 1/26/12 11:31 AM, Confucianism wrote: You speak odly to a peasant.

I'm a kind sir. If it would please you more I will use the proper manner. Get back to the field, urchin. And don't return until your brow is covered in hard earnt sweat.

...Better?

These are ok but they look too fake. If i'm honest i'm not too sure what you could do to improve this but i guess if you tried different types of blends between the layers it could work out different.

If you say that they are actual pictures of graffiti now.........

At 1/25/12 08:42 PM, Otto wrote: but then she knows everyone in Bristol.

I'm pretty sure that there are only three surnames in Bristol so I guess that isn't hard.

At 1/26/12 07:59 AM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: Holy shit, 20 thousand people, ACC, Tool; last night was fucked.

Shit, you went to see Tool :o. I'm extremely jealous, I hope that I can see them live one day but I'm not too sure when they will next be touring in the UK.

At 1/26/12 10:58 AM, Confucianism wrote: You're a servant and I'm a peasant.

i'm also roster manager so am given special treatment my good sir.

At 1/26/12 07:28 AM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/26/12 06:27 AM, Decky wrote: I believe that it is high time this club has given a breath of fresh air. All those who are with me say "aye".

"Nay?"

So negative. It's not that spirit which got us this large manor and vast quantities of brandy. I ask you, why do you not believe this to be a good idea?

*Sits Back in Wing-Back Chair*

At 1/26/12 06:33 AM, Zultra wrote: The IRA are marxist baby killers, anti-British, and generally scummy.

It's always important to keep an open mind ;). See things on both sides.

That's why you see them shouting at the orangemen in the orange parades, however there attacks are becoming less common as the people of ulster said essentially "Fuck off"!

Personally I believe that there should be a united Ireland and that The bitch (the queen) should have no power in a country that isn't even hers. This also goes for Australia and Canada too. Who does that wrinkly fuck think she is ;).

At 1/26/12 06:24 AM, 123mine123 wrote:

At 1/26/12 05:07 AM, Decky wrote: Well, I'm heading to the portal for the first time in a couple of days. Just been busy with various things, mainly college work. Before anybody says, I know i'm not on the roster anymore and therefore nobody here will probably care.

Aww.. But I care... D:

Thank you 123mine :).

Just thought me saying this might inspire some of you to get on there too.

Just went there 5 min. ago...
Theres only 5 UJ though.

I know right, I've been waiting for more for a good while now. I've only been able to vote on eight flashs so far. Guessing that the portal is just a little slow today.

Good luck :).

Thanks!

You're welcome.

*Salutes*

*Salute*

At ease ;).

Usually when does Tails go to NG?

He only really posts in this forum as far as i"m aware so you just have to wait and he'll show up at some point. It's never too long, watch me have jinxed it now.

I believe that it is high time this club has given a breath of fresh air. All those who are with me say "aye".

At 1/26/12 12:23 AM, Hancack wrote: You know what confuses me? Why didn't the Scottish go as hard as the Irish? The Irish kept fighting the British, but it seems like after the Scottish were defeated they just accepted it.

Well, as an Irishmen who has been engaged to a scot I can honestly say that the Scottish do have a hate for the English but it is more a "we are polite to their face" kinda thing, where as the Irish don't care and will shout from the rooftops of there hate.

I don't know too much on the history of the British Isles, so that's why I am asking this question.

To be honest there isn't much to know. Basically from what I have gathered it's all about hate. The English hate the Scottish, the Scottish hate the English, The Irish hate the English and everybody hates the Welsh.

At 1/26/12 05:53 AM, Zultra wrote: (That's why you see groups like the UVF which formed to try and counter the IRA lowlifes)

No point in asking what your opinion of the IRA is with a statement like that XD. One mans lowlife is another's freedom fighter, i guess. Personally I disagree with there methods, although sometimes you have to lash out to make people listen in the modern world, though this is regrettable.

Don't think anybody has said me :( I'm a nice guy ;).

Personally i'd say Wegra. Because he is the NG user that I have talked to the most outside of this site (on Facebook, basically).

At 1/26/12 04:57 AM, Ecke wrote: Ever been to Vernon Florida?

Seems like the sort of place were people have started to mate with vegetables. You know, the kind of place you know you've arrived even before you have left the taxi because you see less and less suits and more sleeveless tops with mustard stains down the front.

The men aren't much better either.