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At 2 minutes ago, Confucianism wrote: Hey skip. You fucked up royally here.

Couldn't find your name so I simply gave you one. I did ask for people to state them before hand.

At 14 hours ago, Gamewiz wrote: I'm even thinking of starting to do some (very, very poor at the moment.) animating.

You should, it's quite easy to do. I've made some myself, they aren't that good but it's still a bit of practice. Look forward to seeing some of your work if you do end up making some.

There is so much potential still here in the community of Newgrounds, there are new people coming every day, even if some of the elders do leave.

This is true, and with every elder that leaves users that have been here for a few years turn into seasoned veterans. I don't think that I seem like quite the newbie anymore.

What exactly are we going to do about our current leadership situation. Tails, if you're still able to do it, please speak up. But otherwise we may have to elect a new leader.

As far as I'm aware I believe that Tails has as good as retired from his role for now. I believe that it is time for the NGPD to start thinking of a replacement. I'd do it but if you want somebody that fits into the police ranks then obviously I'm out. I think it would be best to decide or even start to think about it sooner rather then later so that this club doesn't slip away into a hole of inactivity.

I really need to get off my lazy ass and do something around the portal, but I guess it's just because we don't have as much activity anymore. I remember two, three years ago, I could go into the portal and always have something new to check out. But now, I get those few that are under judgement, and may not see another submission for an hour or two.

I wasn't around then but I have notice a drop in how many flashes are submitted since I first signed up. It's something that I'm just putting up with and I've managed to get (at this point) nearly 5,000 total B/P so it hasn't really effected me.

At 16 hours ago, Confucianism wrote:

At 8 hours ago, Decky wrote: Shall be creating the roster in the next few days, to the mantelpiece to look smug.

Would one care for a glass of this 1865 Chateau Lafite to celebrate sir?
We got another shipment last evening.

Good, good. The shipment was on time, I like the reliability that we enjoy from this supplier. I really must remember to tip the courier at Christmas time. Only 10 months to go, jolly good.
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High Society Roster

Well, it has been a while since I have made one of these and one has been very busy with this and that of recent. Since it has been a while I shall only be putting the members that have been frequenting the club on the list. Well without anymore to do, here we go:

The List
Chronamut: Lady Tottington (Creator)
Decky: Sir Decky of Cheshire (Roster Manager)
Tony-DarkGrave: Commodore Von Wienerschnitzel The III
Confucianism: Peasant Confucianism
Dromedary: General Viscount Dromenberry the Third
Amaranthus: Jeremia Amaranthus Catson
SnoopyChicken: Samuel Snoopington, Esq.
Scarface: Sir Scar

Wiki Article
Fox Hunting: A little controversial nowadays but it is always good to read up on things that are all together posh. Enjoy this light reading.

The Categories
Current Year(2012): peasant ; the lowest of the low
1 Year Ago(2011): servants, pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a noble house.
2 Years Ago(2010): servants pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a ROYAL house - as well as minstrels, merchants, shopkeepers, etc.
3 years ago(2009): The lowest of nobility: those who earned their rank recently or through sheer grit and were not born into it. Mostly elevanted merchants or those from the military
4 years ago(2008): common nobility: those who are descended from nobility and have known nothing other than pampered spoiltry their entire lives
5 years ago(2007):those who have been knighted, or given titles such as count, etc.
6 years ago(2006): those who serve the royal guard or the royal military
7 years ago(2005): the lords and ladies of esteemed high society
8 years ago(2004):the dukes and duchesses and those cousins and second cousins of nobility, who if married properly could become kings and queens
9 years ago(2003): grand dukes and grand duchesses - with silyl proposterous titles to make them seem better.
10 years ago(2002): Princes and princesses of the monarchy
11 years ago(2001): Kings and Queens of the monarchy
12 years ago(2000 or before): Emperors and Empresses.
Mods: Kings and Queens of the monarchy. Yeah that's right - you don't get to be emperors and empresses unless you're 2000 or before users.

And that is the roster done and dusted. Hope you enjoyed it and i'll post another one in a couple of pages.

Ta-ta

At 2 days ago, Art101 wrote: Have fun!!

I'll try and get something done for this but I'm a little buried under with college work at the moment.

Well, well. This place got a bit of an atmosphere. Please be nice, as long as the user places himself in the category that he is given determined by his/her sign up date then it is ok.

Shall be creating the roster in the next few days, to the mantelpiece to look smug.

At 57 minutes ago, 123mine123 wrote: So uhh... hey!

Hello.

So can anyone please tell me what's really happening to this club?

I don't think that anybody really has an idea of what is going on here at the moment, to be honest.

And is Tails will be unable to continue beaing leader of NGPD?

I don't believe that he is.

Im getting confused.
Im still a noob on NGPD, and now there are problems.

It is a sad turn of events.

At 11 minutes ago, Amaranthus wrote: 1 Year Ago(2011): Jeremia Amaranthus Catson

When I said to use the old guild that Ma lady set out I just meant don't call your self lord if you signed up in '12 :). But thanks for your help. Now the rest of you lot, fall in.

At 54 minutes ago, Amaranthus wrote: Doesnt say a word ansd starts kissing person with a higher rank his feet.

You flatter your roster manager. I believe that this will allow you to leave that fetid place for a short while. Of course if the lady of the manor disagrees (where ever she may be) with this then you shall go back.
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If you lot could post your high society names below it would help me to create the roster. Please use the guide set by ma'lady on the opening page as to what rank you are. I'll re post it below if you are too lazy:

NEW HIGH SOCIETY ROSTER FOR 2011
Current Year(2012): peasant ; the lowest of the low
1 Year Ago(2011): servants, pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a noble house.
2 Years Ago(2010): servants pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a ROYAL house - as well as minstrels, merchants, shopkeepers, etc.
3 years ago(2009): The lowest of nobility: those who earned their rank recently or through sheer grit and were not born into it. Mostly elevanted merchants or those from the military
4 years ago(2008): common nobility: those who are descended from nobility and have known nothing other than pampered spoiltry their entire lives
5 years ago(2007):those who have been knighted, or given titles such as count, etc.
6 years ago(2006): those who serve the royal guard or the royal military
7 years ago(2005): the lords and ladies of esteemed high society
8 years ago(2004):the dukes and duchesses and those cousins and second cousins of nobility, who if married properly could become kings and queens
9 years ago(2003): grand dukes and grand duchesses - with silyl proposterous titles to make them seem better.
10 years ago(2002): Princes and princesses of the monarchy
11 years ago(2001): Kings and Queens of the monarchy
12 years ago(2000 or before): Emperors and Empresses.
Mods: Kings and Queens of the monarchy. Yeah that's right - you don't get to be emperors and empresses unless you're 2000 or before users.

I'm the exception because i'm the roster manager :).

15,000 Medal Points

I think this is probably my most impressive stat :).

At 23 hours ago, Confucianism wrote:

At 1 hour ago, SnoopyChicken wrote: Haha, I wish! We invented half these sports but can't play them for toffee.

I prefer to play for tea.

I've never been a sporty man but the idea of playing for tea makes the whole idea alot more interesting to me :).

At 1 day ago, phantomlassuk wrote: new levels look kinda lame compared to the old ones.

It seems that quite a lot of users have this opinion. I'm not too sure about the pixely look of these new ones. To me it seems like a bit of a step backwards, as far as the site is concerned.

I miss the old levels.

At 16 hours ago, Dromedary wrote: Good day chaps. I felt that in my capacity as Viscount Dromenberry the third, I needed to make a public appearance, what? Feel free to pop round my abode for crumpets and earl grey, ta-ta for now!

Good to see you back after a short absence from the thread :). Tea and crumpets all round. It is the greatest feeling in the world when the hot butter from a crumpet hits the newspaper you are reading to leave a gluttonus mark. O' to live in these times.

At 15 hours ago, Scarface wrote: Oh, good evening, gentlemen and ladies, allow me to introduce my self. You may address me as 'The Duke of Scar', or just 'The Duke' for short. My favorite activities include staring at the moon whilst listening to classical music and drinking champagne, corrupting the government, and starting international wars.

A pleasure to met you. Although I believe that your title of "duke" maybe slightly to high for your sign up date. One will have to check.
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In other news I will start putting to gether a new roster soon seeing as the activity in this place seems to be picking up.

Long live The High Society

At 6 minutes ago, Sensationalism wrote:

At 5 hours ago, TehSlapHappy wrote: Remod cast 2012.

cast for president!

Not president, dictator. I can see it now. Thousands of people lining the street waving at the open topped car as it rushes him passed. It'd be like some kind of nerd reenactment of the Nuremburg rally. All Cast needs is a tiny 'tashe.

I'm still waiting for the day where nobody goes on about how it hasn't been long enough for users who signed up in '10 to be cool and can start earning respect. This is a flash based website, like I care what the other users think of me. I do have (a bit of) a life, ya know.

At 14 hours ago, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: And with THAT I have been inspired. I have hereby finished the script for one of the NGPD flashs.

I forgot about the NGPD flash that you were writing. Do you need any artwork, for example a preloader background or the likes then PM me or write in here what it is that you want. The more detailed the better.

I'm 20, coming up to 21 and I think that I'm getting a little old for NG but I still keep coming back. I couldn't tell you if I will be here when I'm 30 but God what level would I be at then!?

Why, o'why an I a stats whore.

At 3 days ago, EmmDubya wrote:

At 5 days ago, Decky wrote: What is with all the tanks at the bottom and the space? Is that just some kind of banner?

I'm pretty sure those tanks are given to the site staff as a fixed icon

Yeah i've seen then around now.
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I have to ask, have the B/P ranks changed at all though the redesign? Have the ranks changed in number of B/P required to get them? Are there New ones? I haven't seen any change in them so far.

At 20 hours ago, Confucianism wrote:

At 3 hours ago, Decky wrote: distinctly American and in that way has no right to be mentioned in this thread. But any who.....

What are you? On idiot? If a word is not of English origin you think we can't say it here?

Bit of humour man, nothing more.

In other news I'm loving the new smug looking smiley :).

Quite, quite.

Cool, isn't it.

At 16 hours ago, TailsPrower wrote: Truth is, I don't really care anymore.

Man that is really sad to hear but I understand where you are coming from, I guess most people loss intrerest in the site after a while. But I wouldn't say that you failed, thats being unfair on yourself.

*Salute*

*Salute*

At 15 hours ago, Sheizenhammer wrote: The only problem is... who here is active enough to take over? This place is basically dead now. :(

I'm willing to give it a try. But like you said there is not much point with the amount of activity that this place is getting right now. If it picks up I guess we'll see.

At 12 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, Decky wrote: ...they seem more gratful.

They aren't greedy about the om noms?

Too right, and they always are up for gettin' a large pizza afterwards :).

God playing chess with Satan.

I've always said that during the long path of life it is important and adviced to stop of for a chubby one at least once ;).

Personally I've dated and had sex with a number of chubby girls from just slightly overweight to one or two stone overwieght and I don't see it as any kind of problem, they seem more gratful.

At 24 minutes ago, Confucianism wrote: What's all the ruckus?

I've always liked the word "ruckus" ever since I first heard it being used in The Breakfast Club, it's quite a good movie, even though it is distinctly American and in that way has no right to be mentioned in this thread. But any who.....

Step aside brother. What's the good news, what's cooking, what's frying boys?

Well, I know I contently go on about this but.........IT'S WARMING UP! I think so anyway. I'm sat here in my leather jacket and over the past couple of days I've been thinking to myself that i'm alittle toastie.

In other news I'm loving the new smug looking smiley :).

My favorite game villian has to be Dr. Nefarious from the Rachet and Clank series. I like him because he is a classic example of a comedy villian. He is one of those evil geniuses that simply lacks the common sence to get anywhere with it. I know that I'm 20 (nearly 21) and probabily shouldn't like such childish things but it's a guilty pleasure.

At 16 hours ago, Lord-Tony wrote: I haven't seen any new videos anymore

It is possible that they are just taking a break. They are one of the only groups on NG that have their own day and it is by far more active then Madness day. I don't think they'll be dead for a long time yet.

and it doesn't seem like people know who Strawberry Clock is.

I know of him but I don't think that he has been active for a long time. I think I heard that his account was hacked as well.

It's been a while now since I had a good smoke. It's mainly because of three reasons.

1. I'm quitting smoking cigs.
2. I have been trying to cut down on the amount of green I smoke
3. Skint.

But I get payed on the 1st of March and I'm thinking of treating myself to a quarter of this great green that my dealer has been getting in at the moment. All my mates are ranting about this stuff. I think the cut down when well enough that I can treat myself to a big smoke, you try telling me that it doesn't make logical sence.

At 20 hours ago, Confucianism wrote: No. Being uneducated and all I believe that it keeps away the fever.

Dear God! You, an urchin, even in these times? No fever will get you sir. I shall beat you with in an inch of your life if you so much as bring up such ungrounded clap-trap again. Now, bring me some of the finest wines know to humanity! My nice mood has sadly perished.

At 11 hours ago, Lizzardis wrote: That's all I can say about the redesign. It's... Different to say the least. Some parts are good, others are bad. Like anything really. I think it just seems a bit too, "In your face" but that's just me.

I believe that you have to same views on it as me Lizz.

I hope Tails is fine... And not just left us, and you guys and everything. If that happens, isn't it like... My job to do something? Haha. Hmmm.

I believe so, although if you were to appoint somebody to run this place I put my name forward.

It's good to see you all.

And you too Lizz *looks off into distance* and you too.

At 19 hours ago, Amaranthus wrote: Were busy making a drink sir.

You should simply never be too busy! It is good to have company in here for once. it seems jolly rare for that nowadays. To hell with this status. Come, have a drink and a laze in a Wing-back chair.

But here's a beverage sir to calm you down.

Good, good.

At 14 hours ago, FBIpolux wrote: 1 : What's your real name?

Decky Thomas Doughty.

2 : When is your birthday?

June 21st.

3 : What would be your ideal job?

2D Animator or TV Critic.

4 : Who's is your idol?

Bill Hicks.

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

David Firth.

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Chicken and Chips.

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

Aston Martin V8 Vantage GT4.

8 : Which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex (or not) would you date?

redjokerx.

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancÃf©(e) / wife / husband and child(s)?

I was once engaged to metalheart1991 but then i realised that she was a heartless bitch. We no longer speak.

10 : Do you think 2012 will be the beginning of a new era, the END OF THE WORLD OMFG, or nothing at all (see picture below) ?

I believe that 2012 will just play out like any other year, as far as the "end of the world" is concerned. For me though this will be the year that i finally leave college and take a year out before going to university, so quite a big step there.

11 : If a mystical force could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

No, some of there commebnts can be quite amusing.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Banjo and Kazooie.

13 : Which console do you prefer?

None, I quite gaming about a year ago and have no intention to return.

14 : Have you bought games that originated from NG? (such as Alien Hominid or Castle Crashers)

No.

15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

No.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

on average about 2 hours, I'd say.

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

My stats are quite good and my art isn't bad.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?

I don't have any set goals, I just want to see how far I can get.

19 : The new Newgrounds Redesign is out! What do you like about it? What don't you like about it?

I like some of the new features like the user icons being displayed on forum post but I am not a big fan of the new level icons, I think the old ones were much better.

20 : What is the most important feature of Newgrounds to you?

The Flash Portal.

21 : If you could change your user name, what would you change it to?

I think I have the perfect user name for me, it being my first name.

22 : If you would tell one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

Get the old level icons back.

23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS?

Because I do.

24 : Do you click ads?

NEVER!

25 : Do you think you'll still be around NG years from now?

Probably, it's a good way to kill time, I would like to say how often but i'll still be here.

26: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

27: When's the last time you sent Gagsy a love PM?

I have never given Gagsy the impression that she could have my seed.

28: EyeLovePoozy; In our Out?

Both, rapidy!

Thanks for taking the time to respond at this.
FBIpolux ~

You'r welcom :).