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I was having a chat with a friend of mine, discussing the system that were when a gent turns the age of 18 and is welcomed into a room decorated with grand art works, wooden paneled walls and two wingback chairs. One of these chairs is occupied by an old chap dress in the finest attire, smoking a cigar with a glass of scotch. He beckons you to sit in the other wingback and offers you a drink and cigar. He then simply says in a grumbly, wizened voice "congatulations".

What do you guys make of this?

At 5/9/12 09:25 AM, SeanJoystick wrote: My bets are on Decky! pockets is comin 2 strong!

Trololololololololol

At 5/8/12 06:37 PM, iLLiCit wrote: Is this better?

Much better thank you.

At 5/9/12 12:56 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 5/8/12 06:44 PM, Lizzardis wrote: It's alright... Leave ol' Uncle Lizzy out here. It's fine. No hard feelings. :'(

Well obviously I didn't forget about dear Ol' Uncle Lizzy. Comw on in from the cold and we'll pour you some hot coco. How have you been? It's been q while since I've seen you around the forums.

I miss you so fucking much Liz, let's ride off into the sunset :'(

Can I be the horse? I think you'll find me more then adequately equipped for such a role.

At 5/8/12 05:30 PM, 34Deadman wrote:

At 5/8/12 05:19 PM, Decky wrote: It's a shame that it's not seeing it's best days.

Anyway as for this activity slump summer is looming ever closer. Expect a burst of applicants. That is that is the usual trend that goes for as long as I have been here.

So, that'll just be one summer then? I joke. Sorry for not putting you on the list Deadman, I hadn't forgotten about you, I was just using those users as an example. Glad to hear that you are doing something productive in your life and I'd like to here how those writings of yours get on.

At 5/8/12 07:46 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Also, hidden pictures

Good job on your recent finds Spretz, we really do need to do something about the amount of activity this place gets nowadays. We could do with some of the not so old but don't post in here often anymore members (e.g. Narcissy, Sectus and to some extent ilikeblamingcrap and Gamewiz who still post quite a bit) starting to vist us more often. The NGPD performs what I think is a valuable service to NG and when it has more activity is full of freindly users who whant to make the site a better place. It's a shame that it's not seeing it's best days.

At 5/7/12 08:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: 1337 pages over 7 years - that's quite an accomplishment!

Yay for the EGB! I have to ask this though, why are we celebrating the 1337th page? Is it exactly 7 years and people just keep highlighting how many pages we have got in that time?

(Now, if we could just convince Chuck Norris to join...)

We need to aquire an email address and then hope that he reads it. I see no other way.

*SALUTES*

*Salutes*

At 5/8/12 01:45 AM, iLLiCit wrote: How about this Decky?

I think that's great. Can you just change the bodys of the characters, they look alittle pixely. also I'm not too keen on the white line right at the left end. Other then that it's prefect :). If you can't be bothered to do the changes I could do them myself.

At 5/7/12 10:14 AM, bgraybr wrote: ...watch porn when you're in a relationship?

Well to be honest I don't watch porn. I used to but I don't really like the idea of watching other people have sex, makes me fell uncomfortable. Though I don't see a problem with watching porn when you're in a relationship, I can understand why you would kind of see it as cheating but it's as much cheating as thinking about sex with somebody other then your partner and I don't care what you say, everybody does that.

At 5/7/12 10:36 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Seems some voters choose to ignore tags altogether.

Sometimes I lose a little faith in the NG Portal system but I guess that is why we are here.

At 5/7/12 06:52 AM, Verspar wrote: #8
If I need to make some areas darker, let me know. If I don't. . . Then I"m done.

Not bad, I'd say that the cube needs to have more shade as well as the drawing in general as it looks a little flat at the moment.

Staying over at my girlfriends the other night and I found half a joint on the side. I asked her where it came from and apparently when we had a smoke about a week ago she stubbed out half to have later and then forgot about it. So had half a joint out of her window. Not a bad find when you not had any for a few days. I remember why I'm going out with her now.

I've seen a few things in the portal over the passed few hours that have been marker by the genre mods as stolen. I didn't think that it was worth bringing them up in here but for future reference should I? I mean, after they have been marked they will more then defiantly get blammed anyway so whats the point.

At 5/6/12 02:15 PM, Spretznaz wrote: My b/p ratio is still scarred from my first few months of fifening everything, but it looks like its slowly evening out.

Not many users would admit to have spent a bit of time voting 5 on everything (guess that what you meant). As long as you aren't anymore I guess it is ok.

I also got the bronze whistle about 5 minutes ago, and I've only been flagging for about a week now.

Not bad, it took me around 8 months to get mine. I haven't flagged anything for a while now. You trawling through reviews to find the abusive ones?

I know, it seems like they are just wasting time now with this whole flash mods thing.

I PMed him about it, I'm still waiting for a reply.

If you PMed Tom he sometimes doesn't reply. He's a busy man.

At 5/6/12 12:47 PM, BeckyRawr wrote: Tah Daaaa!

Not a bad start although it could be neatened up, I'm quite sure that you know this though and you are just showing a sketch, so all is good. If you want my advice as to where to go from here I'd say get it on a computer (which you must have already done to upload it here)and using a drawing software go over the lines. Tah Daaaa! As you say, some great eyes to add to a great face, to put on a awesome body and so on, and so on.

At 5/6/12 06:44 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Breaks character: can i become a salesman instead of a servant?

What? No! There were no salesman in The High Society, I don't believe they existed and if they did we wouldn't let that sort of scum in here. The rules of the club were set for a reason, you are a servant for now.

At 5/5/12 10:58 PM, EnactJudo wrote: I don't really see why you won't draw a man shitting on his own face

I think he is sensitive to curved backs, as he suffers with a bad back. That and the concept of "a man shitting on his own face" would confuse and arouse me. He's just thinking of the lives that would be spared.

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  Snake, Just simple snake. by TGAMES901

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If I see one more version of Snake I don't know what I'll do. I'm guessing that there is a tutorial that can be found that gives you the programming so it takes little effort at all. Why would you upload it, if I wanted to play Snake I'd buy an old Nokia.

At 5/5/12 05:15 PM, pockets08 wrote: appreciated, i removed the filter and when im done working on my next project, im gonna put it in line to be redone :P - what about my other stuff as of late, sir decky? :P hmm?!!?!!

Your evil tree drawing has been greatly improved it has to be said and I liked the original. I believe that sort of drawing is probably the style you should go for as you seem to have a talent for the strange and creepy.

At 5/5/12 02:55 PM, pockets08 wrote: yooou asked for it.

I gave a review but forgot to mention some stuff so here's a list:

The shoulders need to be improved greatly.
The belly button is in the wrong place.
and the filters (read my review to get what I'm saying) could have been improved if you separated here skin/fur into a different layer and put the filter on that so it doesn't run though her shorts and what not.

At 5/4/12 04:18 PM, Glides wrote: (stuff)

It has to be said but the way you are posting on the forums is really annoying me (that makes me sound like a complete dick, o' well). You do know that you can quote multiple people in the same post instead of making four posts after each other. Just read the thread and then post one big post to catch up.

At 5/4/12 09:54 PM, MistyEntertainment wrote: also I think screamers are against the rules

I have to ask, what is a screamer?

At 5/4/12 02:15 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 5/4/12 01:43 PM, Decky wrote:

At 5/4/12 01:23 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

Seriously dude there's nothing wrong with requesting the same every time.

Point to were I said it was wrong?????
I said it was funny.

At 5/4/12 01:23 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I like cheetah's and my favorite color is red.
Got problems with that?

I just want you to know that this tickled me so much I'm making a sig out of it :).

Grow up and stop taking shit to seriously. I find it funny that you keep requesting a red cheetah (Exhibit A, Exhibit B, there are many more) It's humours me, it was not meant to offend you and if you would have simply put "haha, yeah I like cheetahs" to the first post about it we'd have all laughed, but instead you PMed me like a some kind of scorned whore.

Go to the shop, acquire about a sence of humour. You need it.

At 5/4/12 12:55 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I'd love to see a non-traced red cheetah in a tuxedo please.

Seriously, why? Always a red cheetah, to be fair this one is in a tux.

At 5/4/12 12:54 PM, Amaranthus wrote: A red cheetah with a army camouflage bandana
How about making him humanoide too?

How many time do you try and get people to draw your red cheetah character for you? It achually makes me laugh that everytime somebody asks for a request you ask them to make a red cheetah.

At 5/4/12 11:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Can you imagine how many threads would be made from various users whining and complaining they got a portal ban for no reason?

I can't be the only one that thinks this is a good idea just to see how many of threads are made by these idiots. I'd be understandable if it wasn't pointed out in a NG news thread.

At 5/4/12 09:17 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: I will give it a go~ :3

Cool, the key thing with stuff like this is to take your time. You can post characters/buildings here or PM me with them if you want some criticism. Just don't rush and I'm sure you can make something brilliant in this style.

At 5/4/12 09:20 AM, Luwano wrote: I think he means a pic with a lot going on. Many chars, items and so on.

Exactly.

At 5/4/12 09:04 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: What do you mean by busy? As in animated? XD

No, just a lot going on (picture below) it'd take a while but if done right looks great when it is finished.

At 5/4/12 08:12 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: Trying to do sprites.
Does this look ok?

Not bad for a first attempt. I myself have never tried to create a sprite but though it would be cool to create a busy sprite picture. You can try if you want. The busier the better.