Your plan would be perfect if more people liked you :\

I'd trade NG for some magic beans

To eat? This one

I guess you're just better than me. I should go kill myself.

At 7/15/08 08:56 AM, Reece97 wrote: Doesn't red bull have.. bull sperm in it?

All energy drinks have taurine, which is a form of bile.

there's worse things you can find within the limits of rule 34. Child porn exists, hence the lolicon, and serial killers exist, hence the guro. Any necrophilia hentai out there yet?

Answer this: What kind of school would want students on Newgrounds? I tried to get on NG once and it was already blocked.

A serial killer has submitted flash to NG.

He actually ended up offing himself, so I guess this answers your question

In the real world you can't just gun people down like pico does, he'd get arrested =\

I'll ramble here for a second: Satanists are more a group of athiests who take their beliefs against christianity to an extreme. They treat Satan as a role model, believing that gluttony, lust, greed, envy, wrath, sloth, and pride are the very aspects of human nature and have no wrong to them. Most satanists do not believe in any higher power and do as they please.

I find them sad and amusing at the same time. I once started babbling in spanish and the guy freaked out and hung up.

If you get a sex change you can't have babies.

HA! You spelled wave wrong, dumb ass.

I think you SERIOUSLY misconceive people's opinions of you. You really aren't liked around here.

Most people who post shit don't think it's shit. The emo whiners would think someone cared about their life, and the K0RKZ eulogy squad would think it was an important subject. Therefore it would be filled with intentional spam like lolcat pics and dumb memes.

At 7/7/08 10:01 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 7/7/08 09:49 PM, Deathspam wrote: Me and my friend got kicked out of a church once for stealing the bible pamphlets

well aren't you a bad ass?

Yes. Yes I am.

You're worried about people being dicks to you, so you ask NG? Use your head, that's just simple logic!

Me and my friend got kicked out of a church once for stealing the bible pamphlets

I really liked the beginning of the movie before Hancock "reformed". I didn't
think the ending was anything special though

You'd better call the fire department

Don't be silly! Of course you desert it.

Read what's at the bottom. EBAUMSWORLD.COM

phail.

I didnt think it was funny. Some parts gave me a slight giggle, but I thought it was humorless and had less than acceptable graphics. I closed it before it was done, I really didnt see the point in watching it all

Side note: your voice will probably continue cracking for more than a year, you don't just wake up and not be a kid anymore

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS

Problem solved.

Sadly enough I spend 80% of my money on energy drinks and have none left over for candy

Oh my god! Have you gotten your period yet?

Catsack.

Yesterday my pyro friend casually took some matches out of his pocket, lit them, and casually threw them at me as we were locking our bikes.

Sure, there's some girls I'm much more interested in than others. But, being an adolescent male, I'll settle for almost anything. (Fat chicks and ugo's excluded)