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If I submit a short story can I also sign up to be on a team? Not that I would expect to work on my own story but is that a possibility OR is it that we can only do one or the other?

I'm a little comfused. what do you man by JAm, do you mean the random teams of three or for that have three days to make a project like for the current game Jam OR something else?

OH cool, that sounds fun! Here is a link to some of my stuff:

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  Defying The Impossible by DeadEndWorldStudios

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This sounds awesome and I can't wait to get to work, but what happens of more than one person chooses the same song?

This is gonna be so awesome, I can't wait to see what my team cooks up

Merry Christmas to you all back!! Can't wait to see what the next year brings!

Well thats a load of Crap. What am I supposed to do now? People don't work together on Newgrounds, I have never found someone to help me on any project so I HAVE to go to other resources for things.

I dont know if this game qualifies but I just played it and thought it was cool so I drew this up.
Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/deade ndworldstudios/apples-are-in-that-tree

At 8/20/10 10:43 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: *cough* Wii? *cough*

That's an understatement

While you vote for the newgrounds car you might as well vote for the car I made for my dad's company as well.

After you vote for newgrounds car you might as well vote for the car I made for my dad's buisness:
http://www.sponsafier.com/#/gallery/view /344293

Part 4 Final
"Oh post haste. Do you have any idea what EndMind could do with you and such a device if he got his circuits on it? It would be disastrous for every and all dimensions out there."
With that Gary floated off with Carl chasing after it. Surprisingly Gary knew exactly where Dr. Coin's libratory was.
"The EndMind that exists today is not the same as existed in 1985." He explained as the moved
"Over the years he has revamped and upgraded himself and the operating systems of the other lead robots. Originally all the minds of leading robots, such as the commissioner, where just uploaded minds of humans but through EndMind's upgrades and refurbishing's they have become simple programs with all humanity removed. Only a few of us still have any humanity to us. Machines like Dr. Coin and I are part of a Science group trying to return humanity and organic life to our world. Most of us in the group are just copies of Gregory Timington. He never believed in EndMind even when he was still Roger Edward. He realized that he had to upload his mind since neither he nor his wife would live long enough to reverse EndMind's changes. She died during the upload process, a common side effect, but luckily he was successful. Coin was one of the original copies. Where you taken to Wrench023 when you where captured?"
Carl thought for a moment before remembering the numbers after Wrench's name from when he was in the repair shop.
"Yeah why."
"Whrench023 is another copy we have as a spy in the repair shop in case something like you comes along. He should have complete scans of you then that we can use to create a new human, or at least a clone." Gary said happily.
"Clone!" Carl blurted out.
"Never mind that now." Gary said quietly stopping next to a ladder "We have to hit the street next. When we get there prepare to run after me, don't fall behind."
Carl climbed up the ladder and opened what could have been a New York manhole. Stepping out into the light Carl's eyes screamed in pain. He hadn't really been outside that he could remember since he got to Taxicon. Looking around at the towers of twisting metal and the floating, walking, and rolling machines all round walking about and the floating, walking, and rolling vehicles they were driving everywhere he almost forgot about Gary. Glancing around he spied the little garbage can robot and headed off after it, ignoring the screams of surprise and horror form the local citizens from seeing a human running about. Dashing from street to street Carl fallowed Gary into a narrow ally and into a dead end, or so it looked. Gary flew up to an opening and dropped down a cable Carl could use to climb up.
"It's a good thing we got to climb the rope in gym class the other day." Carl said to himself.
Reaching the top and chasing Gary down a twisting and turning maze of corridors and hallways they finally reached a large locked door. Gary gave the door a quick smash with his hull and the doors burst open. Carl slowly walked into the room he had been captured in a few days earlier. Remembering that he had been in the cell for what could have been three days to a week he picked up the pace and found the machine that had caused all the trouble in the first place.
"How do I open it Gary?" Carl asked
"You don't!"
Carl heard a deep adult voice from behind him. He turned around to see that Gary was down smoldering on the floor with an almost exact replica of a human looking at him surrounded by law robots, the only thing that was inhuman about her where her eyes. Long streaks of ones and zeros moved down vertical stripes leading to and through his eyes, all the way down his face, the numbers where deep behind his skin.
"You have come full circle Carl." She said "Hmm. You're a good specimen, about five years to mature but a good specimen none the less."
"Who are you?" Carl yelled. He was getting tired of all these robots and was annoyed that she was stalling him from finally going home.
"I'm sure Gary has told you about me."
A swift hand of fear slapped Carl across the face.
"You're EndMind aren't you?"
"You guessed it." She replied.
"How did you find me?"
"Easily, I'm EndMind. I'm everyone, everything, every system, and every machine. I saw you escape your cell, fallowed you threw the underpass and through the streets."
As EndMind said this each word was said through the same voice from difrent machines. One word was said by the main body then circulated through the surrounding law robots until returning to the main body. Each time EndMind moved the scrolling one's and zero's moved from each machines eyes letting Carl know who exactly said what. When EndMind finished talking the laws jumped him and grabbed him. He then felt the familiar shock and was yet again unconscious.
Awaking for the third time in a strange place Carl saw he was still in Dr. Coin's laboratory but he was now hooked up to a machine he had never seen. He looked around, finding himself strapped to a chair again, and looked at EndMind, who was strapped into a similar chair connected to the same machine.
"Good you're conscious. Begin upload."
A robot next to a control panel flipped and pushed a multitude of buttons at EndMind's command. Carl felt strange, a feeling similar to what he felt when he disappeared from the classroom. He felt almost as if he was being torn from himself. He began floating away from his body, Carl began to physically die. Hours later Carl became sensible of his surroundings. He was lying on a beach next to a black hole.
Carl stood up lazily; he still had a floating feeling, like he was in a dream. He looked around and walked over the beach. He saw some people nearby and went over to see them, they where playing a game of cards. After saying hello they stared at him. They stared through him. Their eyes scrolled ones and zeros. One of the stood and flew at Carl, through Carl and out the black hole.
Carl awoke in the laboratory and was quickly released from his restraints. Standing up he walked over to the machine that started the whole mess. The robots moved over to the controls of this machine and began plugging away at the buttons and levers.
"Everything's good to go but the calendar year is blank. What year do you want?"
Carl thought for a moment about what EndMind said about him needing about five more years. Turning he told the robot. The robot looked at him intently, ignoring the scrolling binary code floating deep in his eyes.
"1980."
Carl held his hand to the familiar metal box. The door opened and he stepped inside.

Part 3
Carl was now freaking out more than he had ever freaked out before. How could it be illegal to be human? How could there be no other humans on earth. He just saw them a few hours earlier while sitting in class.
"What calendar year did you say it was?" Carl asked
"Calendar year 2003." The commissioner responded coolly.
"Yup, same year as before." Carl thought
What could have happened within few seconds from him sitting in class to him sitting in that metal box to cause all of this madness?
"Is there any way I could speak to Dr Coin before I am obliterated?" Carl asked
"That is impossible. Dr Coin has already been deleted and erased off the main server and no is no longer a run able program nor was ever a run able program."
Carl couldn't believe it. The robot accused of bringing him to where ever he is now, is now dead. With that Carl sat back in his sorrow and stayed silent.
"If that is all then I shall explain the procedure of your obliteration. Your brain will be dumped into EndMind via a remote server. EndMind will then notice you as an alien program and commence to eat your brain and you will be removed from all servers and hard or soft memory drives in all of Taxicon."
With that the commissioner stood and left the room. The remaining Law robots released Carl from his confinement and took him to a dark cool cell as they left the room Carl noticed a button on the back of their head's. Squinting to get a better look he saw the word maintenance written in small letters under the button. It was his chance if he could reach that button he thought he could disable the robots and escape, and he had to do it fast. The only problem was his restraints had been so tight when he was in the repair shop and talking to the commissioner that he couldn't feel his arms or legs, let alone stand on his own to reach the button.
After a few hours alone in the dark he regained all dexterity in his limbs, and not a moment too soon, Carl could hear the sound of the law robots unicycle wheels coming down the hallway towards his cell. Carl stood and snuck over to a small barred window in the cell door and peaked out. There were the same two Law robots that threw him in here working their way down the hall pushing a large dolly with a third robot on it. They came up to the door and unlocked it driving inside to drop off the third robot. This was Carl's chance.
As quick as he could he dashed over to the closest Law robot, jumped as high as he could, and smashed his fist onto the button on the back of the machines head.
The robot fizzled for a second or two before going limp and clinking to the floor. The second machine swerved smashing Carl to the floor with its large vice of a hand. Carl could now see that this Law robot was different then when he had seen it before. While still being the same number one of its arms had been replaced with some sort of gun, and were now pointing directly at Carl. Lights on the gun began to blink and a charging sound could be heard. Carl rolled like he would if he was in this situation during a doge ball game in Gym class. He hopped up and smashed in the button on the back of the robots head. It went down with a clash or a thud or maybe both, the adrenaline in Carl's veins couldn't decide which. As he began to run to the door he heard a voice.
"Are you just going to leave me?"
The voice sounded well educated and even ore human then the commissioner's. Turning around Carl saw the voice came from the third robot. Feeling it would be wrong to just leave it there he undid the straps around the machine and let it free.
"Thank you." It said and then looked at Carl very strangely. Carl felt as if it was looking right into him. As he began to turn to leave it spoke again.
"You're Coins experiments aren't you. Of course you are, and a fine specimen too. Tell me what did Coin use to manufacture you, oh you have to tell me." It pleaded.
"He didn't manufacture me alright! Everything here seems to thing I was made by this Dr Coin. I have parents, I have family!" Carl yelled at the thing. He was getting a little tired of all these machines.
"What are parents? What is Family?" it asked
"There's no time for this, if your coming with me we have to leave now!"
Carl dashed out the cell door with the strange robot floating after him. Carl wondered if this place could make hovering robots why they bother with the unicycle Law's or the commissioner having legs. Sneaking through the building they easily made their way out. It seemed it had been a long time since anyone had even thought of escaping such a place. There were no cameras to avoid and hardly any guards. Sneaking into a small hatch Carl climbed down into some sort of tunnel and turned to look at the machine following him.
"Ok robot where are all of the people?"
"People?" the robot said questionly "Do you mean humans?"
"Yes I mean Humans."
"They are gone. Mind law 52931870 section OPO531 states that being Human is punishable by immediate obliteration and destruction." The machine sounded unconcerned for Carl's question "Now tell me, I've heard that humans have..."
Carl cut off the machine.
"I know about the law, that's why I had to escape in the first place. What happened to all the humans?"
"You do not know? It is articled in the Library of Mind that they were consumed my EndMind years ago."
Carl was getting impatient. This robot seemed more interested in Carl being human then in Carl being Carl and its only reason it isn't still in the cell.
"What is EndMind then?"
"EndMind is the Master Computer of all Taxicon. In late 1985 Roger Edmund created the first successful mind dump into a computer. He successfully uploaded his mind into a computer system saving himself from brain cancer. Doing so killed him physically but he has lived on as a computer ever since. In 1990 his company reviled the first consumer mind dumping machine and it became common practice to upload your mind before death in order to live on, renaming himself EndMind after his company Roger Edmund's mind attained control over all of the uploaded people's knowledge, such as access passwords. He continued his consumption of minds secretly until 1995 when it was discovered. Releasing the original line of law robots from a factory in Norway EndMind rounded up humans who where no longer uploading their minds and began eating the brains of mankind. After obtaining all human knowledge and gaining control over machinery he continued his quest by improving the lifestyle of all other organic life forms. A process when is now in its final stages." The garbage can looking machine told Carl.
Carl had been trying to name the thing since he first saw it but couldn't think of anything that would fit its look or personality. When he heard this though he forgot about naming it and thought about killing it. How is it possible that this could happen? Where he was from was 2003, the same year as in the robot world, but people still existed in his world. There was no EndMind, people had still yet been successful in uploading any part of their mind to a computer.
"Look um floating robot thing."
"Gary." The machine said its name was Gary, this ruined the robot he had named Gary.
"Ok Gary, where I'm from it is the year 2003 but there are still people, not robots."
"So that's how he did it!" Gary the floating garbage can said.
"How who did what?" Carl asked
"Why Coin of course. No one, including me, has been successful in making anything completely organic. Even when trying to reverse engineering the so called improvements of the monsters EndMind's researchers have been creating. So coin simply reached into an alternate dimension where EndMind didn't exist and took a human from there, Ingenious!"
Carl did not share the joy in Gary's voice; he still thought it was strange that he could hear emotions from robots.
"Then I have to get back."

Part 2
"Maybe Wrench 023 can figure out just what you are. You're going to wish Coin never created you."
Carl was going to respond to this question with either
"What is going on here!" or
"Is there a bathroom nearby?" but before he could say anything Carl felt a very painful shock through his entire body and lied unconscious in the robots clutch.
When Carl finally came around he found that he was lying on his back strapped to a metal table. Carl couldn't decide if the mass of drills and blades hovering very close to his body or the fact that he was now wearing light grey garbs was the most frightening discovery of his new environment. Looking around Carl realized that he was alone in the room, but not in the building. He could hear the generic robotic voice of Gary talking to a gruff even more generic robotic voice. Guessing that the second voice was Wrench he struggled to move his head closer to the direction of the door. They were discussing him. Wrench had apparently performed a virtual and manual scan of Carl's entire body; a fact almost made Carl sick, and had determined that Carl was a complete organic life form. Looking round the room he was in Carl tried to make sense of this statement. Looking around he could see jars of organs and dissected creatures with some cages of still living beings, but there was a large difference between them and him. Each thing had some sort of mechanical factor to it. Even the organs floating in preserve had mechanical properties that involved their function. Carl was freaking out of his mind. He heard Gary and Wrench coming back into the room and he started to hyperventilate. It was too much, he couldn't take anymore. Wrench just finished telling Gary that it thought Carl was completely human and that he had no idea how that could be possible when they spotted Carl freaking out.
"He's awake!" Wrench023 yelled and quickly pulled a lever sending yet another jolt through Carl's body.
When Carl awake this time he was in another room. Unable to tell if this room was in the same building Carl attempted to look out the window on a wall to the left, only to find that he was now strapped to a metallic chair. He sat for about five minutes before a wall opened and in walked the commissioner with two Law robots. Carl could now see that each Law robot was had a label on it saying LAW and then followed by three or four numbers. In this case there was Law894 and Law1337. The commissioner walked in calmly and sat down at a large metal table across form Carl and began to stare at him. Carl was glad he no longer had to go to the commissioner's dark blinking metallic eyes staring deep into his soul would have made him go then and there. Carl finally worked up enough courage to speak to the robots for the first time since getting to this place. He had long wanted to say where am I?
"Where am I?" Carl said trying not to sound feeble.
"So you can talk." The commissioner answered.
Carl thought that it was very fortunate that the machines spoke plain English instead of binary or some other robotic sounding language.
"Yes but where am I?" Carl asked again.
"You are in the Taxicon City detention facility; currently room 457892184215689 floors 3 day X4T of the EndMind Cycle 12W7B calendar year 2003."
Carl sat with his mouth agape. He could not believe that the commissioner said all that in one breath, then again he rethought that thought and remembered robots don't need to breath. His next question was obvious since he wanted to know how he got there.
"How did I get here?"
"That is what I would like to know. Dr Coin has refused to reveal the inter-workings of neither his laboratory nor the experiment and has deleted all files on hard memory about the lab we found you in. You have been labeled organic Experiment 87."
"My name is Carl." Carl said quickly interrupting the commissioner.
"Name dose not compute." The commissioner said "You have been labeled organic Experiment 87, Dr Coin's only successful organic experiment. You have been thoroughly scanned and bisected by our lead mechanic who had determined that you are human. Are you in fact human?"
Carl was confused by this question, and disgusted at having been bisected while asleep if bisected meant what he thought it meant. After a few pictures cam into his mind that he hoped he would have never thought of nor will ever think of again he nervously replied to the commissioners question.
"Yes."
"Are you aware that by being so you have defied Mind law 52931870 section OPO531 stating that being Human is punishable by immediate obliteration and destruction?"

Here is mine: Part 1

Robots Will Eat My Brains
Carl looked down at his pencil and let out a sigh. He could not remember a time when he was more enthralled in boredom in his life. He sat there squashed between his desk and attached chair.
"Whoever thought attaching a chair to a desk was an idiot" Carl thought.
He sat there in a slump, leaning on his arm listening to his teacher talk about the Incas and other South American culture.
Carl looked around at his classmates. Like him, no one was paying any attention to Mr. Karee's lecture. Looking up at the clock Carl began to feel sort of strange. There was an indescribable feeling in the pit of his stomach, and then he got an extremely painful headache. Clenching his head in pain and biting his lip as to not cry out the headache seemed to start to spread down through his face through his neck and spine. All the way down to his legs the sensation began to burn.
Carl began to feel very hot around his neck and began to sweat. His closest classmates turned to look at him. One asked if he was alright. Carl couldn't answer; he couldn't talk, couldn't think, and couldn't do anything. Carl let out a yell as he felt completely on fire.
What happened next would be described by his fellow classmate Hugo as a "Bright light like a giant light bulb." This light bulb swallowed Carl and burned away a hole in his desk and chair, leaving scorch marks on the floor and his fellow classmates. Chaos exploded in the classroom as the children began yelling and screaming about their second and third degree burns and the fact that Carl had completely disappeared.
When Carl awoke some time later he saw that he was no longer in Mr. Karee's classroom. Carl looked around at the reflective metal walls and realized that he was no longer in the school at all. Staring at his reflection Carl stood and began evaluating his surroundings. He was in an extremely small rectangular box that was taller than it was wide. The walls where made out of metal that had the reflective properties of chrome but felt as thin as aluminum. After a swift kick Carl found that the walls were not as weak as aluminum and his throbbing ankle agreed with him.
There were neither doors nor widows on his confinement's walls. Carl eventually gave up trying to find an exit after a few seconds and sat down in one of the corners facing what he thought might have been the front. Carl only just sat down as a vertical seam appeared on the wall in front of him, which was in fact conveniently the front, and began to open like an elevator door.
Carl squinted from the light now pouring in the small metallic room. Looking at the door Carl saw a very strange looking shadow. This shadow quickly reached forward, grabbed Carl, and ripped him out of the room. Letting his eyes adjust he looked began to look around at his new capture. What he was looking at was what he could compare to as a large can on a unicycle. Sitting on top of the can was a smaller can with what could have been a telescope on the front looking like an eye. On either side of the smaller can, or what Carl decided was the things head, were smaller lights, one red and one blue, flashing like lights on a police car.
Carl looked down and saw a large clamp holding his arms tight to his body. This clamp was attached to the figure by a flexible tube.
Carl knew exactly what it was when he saw it. It was a robot. Looking around the room he saw extremely strange machines, some of these machines where talking to each other and rolling around. There were at least ten more machines looking like the one holding him captive in the large room he was now in. there were a few others such as a four legged robot also being held as a captive, it had two eyes that were too far apart, and an almost human looking machine with two different looking legs, one obviously a quick and cheap repair.
"It appears we are too late." The machine holding him said in a generic robotic voice.
The four legged robot quickly turned and looked at Carl. Carl could see what almost seemed to be joy in the machines eyes was. The humanoid machine looked at Carl.
"Well then Dr Coin. It seems that your experiment was a success. That's too bad. Now you'll probably be scrapped instead of just being reprogrammed for attempting such a stunt."
Carl was surprised. This robot sounded completely human. He would have thought those words came from one of his neighbors if he wasn't looking at the machine with his own eyes.
"What should we do with this one then Commissioner?" said the robot holding Carl, Carl decided he would name him Gary.
Gary's question was directed at the humanoid machine.
"Take him to the repair shop. Maybe Wrench023 can figure out just what it is. Law895 take Dr. Coin to the interrogation room."
With that the commissioner left. The machine holding the robot with eyes too far apart drove off after him with the others following. Carl felt himself being lifted up in the air. Gary turned and looked straight at Carl with what could have been his eye.

This one was made in flash: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/deade ndworldstudios/robodoom

This one was drawn by hand:http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/
deadendworldstudios/almost-human

OH I forgot this one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/deade ndworldstudios/tap

What a town realy needs is a catch-a-rocket station where you can rent rockets and rocket ships. They youle be useful for getting to work on time where ever you where be it Pennsylvania or the record stone on Neptune.

The Spork. The brand new Craze Sweeping the Nation! Get your copy Now. (spork not included, purchase at your own caution)

Hey look at this, I made this special just for this tryed to keep your mind open:

As we look to the stares we see the lights reflect off the ships. There pillars of nonsense landing upon the earth, no indication of what nor why land here, now, there. Questions reach our ears and minds, questions without answers and without recoil. Twenty or forty sink through the sky before our eyes waving large concoctions of air all around. So enthused are we that we forget to blink and gaze on through burning eyes at this eloquent marvel of undetermined proportion. One reaches the ground, then another, and a third. We can hear the servos quietly humming from inside. No door, no window, no vents or cracks nor insignia of any sort. Nothing but a slick, barren covering, but wait, what is that, a logo or symbol way up at the top, a emblem from our past, or is it?

I was bord so thought I would make another one.

Hows thisun? I just went CrAzY with it mann.

Crazy stuff man those dominoes where insane and the picture was mad man. These guys got some spare time and know how to use it. Oh and good job to the winner two.

Wonderful. Just finely wonderful.

Nice Good Games. Only theres one missing, Save the Fallen.

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  Save the Fallen by mobounty

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Puzzle Cube all the way.

Ghost vs Bugs is pretty good but I like undead Hunter the best.

At 11/19/09 11:52 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Ahh games, truly the best subject

Right you are there caption. Nothing beats a good game. Well then again.......

At 11/13/09 11:34 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: LEAST FAVOURITE SO FUCKING SHIT I HATE IT, THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL ME:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 6724

I feel this picture has some of the same fellings.