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God you know you're either stupid or desperate when you're asking newgrounds for advice, some people will help you, most will make fun of you.
I don't know if its the area I live in or what, but I'v never been beaten up, nor have I seen other beaten up just for being unpopular, sure idiots get in fights over stupid shit, but that's different.

Pretty much last call for entries, get'm done!

The first thing that came to mind was brave little toaster

Killin' Aerith

everything's funnier at 1 in the morning, and it isn't that funny now.

I think my sig just found its purpose in life, to save me from typing it again

Lice shampoo should work if nothing else has, but I suggest not going yourself, spreading the love is pretty innapropriate in this kinda situation.

It seems like some of the people here read the title and the first 3 words of the thread, and no, I don't think many, if any people, would.

Trollin nazis

Another update on my current project
Added colors

At 8/30/09 03:06 AM, willobeen wrote: Though I won't deny your skill as an artist, all of your work here is so DIRECT.
you know what I mean? its less of a display of expression and rather one of technical skill, not that I have any problem with that, but I would like to see some more abstract stuff.

I get what you mean, I think. But I'm not too good at abstract, I don't really know how to express myself with my art, other than bright colors are happy, and dark are sad etc. With out being all up in your face saying YO, LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM!!... or a smile, but I know it's something I should learn to do eventually

Working on another painting, this time I'm trying painting with line art
Alton Brown this time.

I really like my C.O.W. entry, but I especially like the background, so I touched t up a little bit

At 8/29/09 10:40 PM, dankoga wrote: May I enter, too?

Can't go wrong with red black and white, don't forget the png

Wait, what the hell?
Nergali, I wasn't even talking to you... no shit it isn't traced its a circle with more circles coming out of it, now I'v made an ass of myself but my points are still valid.

I hadn't realised your name was greatwh1teshark, Nergali, if I was talking to you, I would'v quoted you, that's how quotes usually work.

At 8/29/09 09:47 PM, Nergali wrote: He ain't copied, and I used a transparent background. I have tools that allow one to make circles, squares, etc..

What does that have to do with anything?

and the size doesn't have to be perfect especially since were doing the drawings in our own style.

The very first post has size requirements, don't try to tell someone off when you yourself didn't listen to the rules, or even read them apparently.

The only copying I can think of was when I made his right side, saved it, flipped it, and then pasted over it in order to make both sides exact. I then drew the face on him. I could only have done this if the background was transparent.

Copying is looking at an image as reference and drawing exatcly what you see, I'v looked in your gallery and saw the original you drew on paper, you copied from a picture.
You really wanna tell me you didn't copy?(copying is different from tracing)

At 8/29/09 09:28 PM, E-YeahStudios wrote: I can't believe I'm showing you this. XP

Enlarged version of image. I feel awkward.

He has metal nipples
FALCOOOWN..... PROOOOF!!!

I made a face, see it? His eyes are the nipples.

At 8/29/09 09:20 PM, Sinitron wrote: for the same reason your parents fucked each other and produced you

Flipping picture animated gifs make babies?

At 8/29/09 03:54 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Cool Kirby, he looks pissed. Here's one of my contributions:

size is wrong, has a background, and is copied(not traced)

At 8/29/09 11:57 AM, E-YeahStudios wrote: I think I'm almost done... what do you all think of

This
This
and This ?

You fool, where are the nipples!!?!

At 8/29/09 05:54 PM, purpleorange wrote: There's actually a reason the tree's are colored that way. It was a commissioned drawing.
I have like another 4 of them to go, all scenery of different things, which is why I'm asking for advice.

No, no no no, this is not commission quality work here, whether or not he is giving you a lot of money for these drawings is not the point.

for drawing scenery, look at nature, draw what you see, get a picture and copy it(not trace there's a difference) come back to it a couple of days later and recreate it from memory.
Seeing as you are going with rainbow trees, I see no reason other than by request of who ever is asking you to do this, go with a more story book style.

How would a tablet not help in this situation?
I don't know what you mean by that, it wouldn't help with flash? it wouldn't affect the outcome, explain?

At 8/29/09 08:59 PM, Sinitron wrote: also for the sake of being a cooc ill post a FLIPPING GIF VERSION of my drawing like i always end up doing

....why?

At 8/29/09 08:36 PM, Angelus-Mortis wrote: Here's another one.

Solids mah boy, solid colors

3 things
1, you obviously have no idea how much some people obsess over medals, do you have xbox live?
2. People will always be asses and lower scores because their comps blow, because they don't think, "hey, how can I judge this, I haven't even played this?"
3. it kinda is there fault for not having medals in a game, because you have a choice whether or not you want to fiddle around trying to get them to work.

I haven't been here long enough to know what's going on, but you have 300 posts, good for you so far, until you realize it's out of 100,000, you don't even have .5% of the people you apparently need to demod someone, if that's even how it works, which I doubt.

Where is levon's right hand? HMMM?
On topic, your style is pretty original, although your line art is kinda shaky, but your coloring is damn good, though I don't play gaia, so I have o idea who this is.
And on the advertisement thing, *cough*they advertise 4kids*cough*

At 8/29/09 12:44 AM, Skygee wrote: Those squiggles are badly drawn fireworks.

I figured, but were obviously not my first guess

The moon has a face in majoras mask.

Majora's mask totally didn't come out in 1990

i'm sorry a fatman stole your bike.

He paid with his blood

At 8/29/09 12:35 AM, Skygee wrote: Time to go back in time, Hold on to your seat belts... It's ganna be a Groovy ride
First stop! 1990

I don't remember the moon having a crazy screaming face on it, or green red and blue squiggles floating through the sky, but I do remember that fat guy riding the tricycle, CAUSE THAT'S MY TRICYCLE!!!

How many(not funny) funny threads have you made in the past day, I'v counted 4 so far.
And to stay on topic, its in your other pants, if you lose something it's ALWAYS on your other pants.

At 8/29/09 12:25 AM, TOEZ wrote:

At 8/29/09 12:24 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: Hello?
At 8/29/09 12:24 AM, Makeshift wrote: ''Hello.''

What the fuck do you want?

How do you say hi?
or cock jokes, that's all I can assume

At 8/28/09 11:43 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Nothing i'm too young.

I get five bucks a week for mowing the lawn plus twenty every lawn i mow in my neighborhood.

Your getting ripped off by your parents, stop mowing theres, they'll get jealous and pay you more.

At 8/28/09 11:43 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: You're ugly, and no body likes you!

Steve knows how to make a man cry